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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 29, 2024 13:25:02 GMT -5
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Zone Was Wrong
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Jun 29, 2024 14:07:07 GMT -5
It was inevitable
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 29, 2024 14:10:28 GMT -5
Still the best I have seen of this new wave of low budget UK made horror.
Better than Easter Bunny Massacre,Jurrasic Hotel,Tooth Fairy's Judgment and the 3rd Humpty Dumpty movie.
I made up one of the above films. Doubt anyone can guess which one.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jun 29, 2024 14:15:35 GMT -5
hands down easily the worst film of 2023, and one of the worst movies of all damn time
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 29, 2024 15:34:20 GMT -5
Still the best I have seen of this new wave of low budget UK made horror. Better than Easter Bunny Massacre,Jurrasic Hotel,Tooth Fairy's Judgment and the 3rd Humpty Dumpty movie. I made up one of the above films. Doubt anyone can guess which one. Tooth Fairy's Judgement does not exist although there are series of Tooth Fairy horror films (none with Judgement)
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bob
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Post by bob on Jun 29, 2024 15:34:35 GMT -5
the only thing I liked about this was in the opening narration they casually killed Eeyore, which was unintentionally hilarious
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 29, 2024 15:38:06 GMT -5
Still the best I have seen of this new wave of low budget UK made horror. Better than Easter Bunny Massacre,Jurrasic Hotel,Tooth Fairy's Judgment and the 3rd Humpty Dumpty movie. I made up one of the above films. Doubt anyone can guess which one. Tooth Fairy's Judgement does not exist although there are series of Tooth Fairy horror films (none with Judgement) CURSES foiled again by Seth Drakin
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 29, 2024 15:40:36 GMT -5
Still the best I have seen of this new wave of low budget UK made horror. Better than Easter Bunny Massacre,Jurrasic Hotel,Tooth Fairy's Judgment and the 3rd Humpty Dumpty movie. I made up one of the above films. Doubt anyone can guess which one. Tooth Fairy's Judgement does not exist although there are series of Tooth Fairy horror films (none with Judgement) I learnedd of the UK Tooth Fairy franchise last year. Found the 3rd film cheap,2 bucks I think. Got home put it in and was looking it up as the trailers played before the menu. Discovered what I had was movie 3. Ok off to JustWatch to see what apps got the first 2. Tubi had the first one but only in Spanish. My spanish skills are not at the lows of Peggy Hill ,and not good enough to watch an entire film in Spanish. So that Tooth Fairy 3 movie sits unwatched in a tote somewheres in the compound here on Hurricanrana Lake.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 29, 2024 15:42:27 GMT -5
the only thing I liked about this was in the opening narration they casually killed Eeyore, which was unintentionally hilarious It is one where when I want something brainless to watch I put on. OK kills. Interesting premise,that isnt used well. Out of this modern crop of really low budget straight to streaming/video horror this is one of the better ones. Along with My Bloody Birthday.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 29, 2024 16:30:03 GMT -5
Tooth Fairy's Judgement does not exist although there are series of Tooth Fairy horror films (none with Judgement) I learnedd of the UK Tooth Fairy franchise last year. Found the 3rd film cheap,2 bucks I think. Got home put it in and was looking it up as the trailers played before the menu. Discovered what I had was movie 3. Ok off to JustWatch to see what apps got the first 2. Tubi had the first one but only in Spanish. My spanish skills are not at the lows of Peggy Hill ,and not good enough to watch an entire film in Spanish. So that Tooth Fairy 3 movie sits unwatched in a tote somewheres in the compound here on Hurricanrana Lake. Sadly most of these movies are just content to sell and that's all it is. Many of them they just put on Tubi.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 29, 2024 18:24:54 GMT -5
Oh lordy, THAT Casino Royale is next. The whole horror story behind how that was made may take up half your induction.
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Post by Rave on Jun 30, 2024 9:49:43 GMT -5
I still genuinely want to see this. Gotta be better than Birdemic 3, which is my current low bar for shitty "horror" movies.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 30, 2024 11:10:25 GMT -5
I still genuinely want to see this. Gotta be better than Birdemic 3, which is my current low bar for shitty "horror" movies. It's far from Birdemic 3. It is an entertaining low budget crap slasher. There was so many more worse films in the past 10 years but this one did exactly what the creators wanted,got people talking about it. Yall want to see bad horror goto any convention and check out the stuff beign sold by local crews. There was one i saw called "Haunted Doors" that was so bad I think they released it as a joke.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 30, 2024 11:11:41 GMT -5
I learnedd of the UK Tooth Fairy franchise last year. Found the 3rd film cheap,2 bucks I think. Got home put it in and was looking it up as the trailers played before the menu. Discovered what I had was movie 3. Ok off to JustWatch to see what apps got the first 2. Tubi had the first one but only in Spanish. My spanish skills are not at the lows of Peggy Hill ,and not good enough to watch an entire film in Spanish. So that Tooth Fairy 3 movie sits unwatched in a tote somewheres in the compound here on Hurricanrana Lake. Sadly most of these movies are just content to sell and that's all it is. Many of them they just put on Tubi. Oh Tubi,when we are too lazy to get up and go see what is good in the bought but never watched stacks of dvds/blu rays/4ks,flip to TUBI and watch Camp Blood 9 part 2. Or Mississippi River Sharks.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jun 30, 2024 13:36:22 GMT -5
I still genuinely want to see this. Gotta be better than Birdemic 3, which is my current low bar for shitty "horror" movies. I still need to see Birdemic 3
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Post by chrom on Jun 30, 2024 15:48:53 GMT -5
The turn classic children characters into Monsters Universe.
AKA, so edgy and uncreative we cut ourselves with shark teeth
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 30, 2024 18:51:28 GMT -5
The turn classic children characters into Monsters Universe. AKA, so edgy and uncreative we cut ourselves with shark teeth They should make a horror Gumby and include him into that Universe
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Post by Rave on Jun 30, 2024 21:08:43 GMT -5
I still genuinely want to see this. Gotta be better than Birdemic 3, which is my current low bar for shitty "horror" movies. I still need to see Birdemic 3 No, no you don't. It's boring and bad.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 30, 2024 21:11:54 GMT -5
Sadly most of these movies are just content to sell and that's all it is. Many of them they just put on Tubi. Oh Tubi,when we are too lazy to get up and go see what is good in the bought but never watched stacks of dvds/blu rays/4ks,flip to TUBI and watch Camp Blood 9 part 2. Or Mississippi River Sharks. Tubi has some Hidden Gems. I found the complete series of Ronin Warriors there
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jun 30, 2024 22:51:07 GMT -5
I remember watching this. It was utter shit and even worse, boring. A Winnie the Pooh horror movie is never going to be good, but you can at least make it so it's not utterly boring to watch. Even the "kill" scenes were boring and forgettable. It's a stupid concept as it is. So go all out and making the kills as stupid and fun as possible.
They should have included Pooh and Piglet eating Eeeyore, rather than have it on just the title credits. At least that would have been a memorable scene.
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