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Post by amsiraK on Jan 4, 2007 9:25:06 GMT -5
put this one a shirt youll be a babe magnet Dude, that's HOT!11! But not as hot as this... Oh yeah. I love jinx.com. It's just too damn dorky.
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Post by hbk619 - QUACK! on Jan 4, 2007 9:33:26 GMT -5
There is a very slim chance people will actually understand the shirt
you're point being......?
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Jan 4, 2007 9:47:27 GMT -5
I fail to see the point of this thread. "OMG J00 GUYS ARE SO GEEKY YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID" appears to be the rough gist of it. And thanks for pointing out that I shouldn't wear T-shirts denoting something I like, I'll keep this in mind. Perhaps I should now go out and buy "NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN" or "I'M IN FAVOUR OF LESBIANISM AS LONG AS THE GIRLS ARE HOT" to make up for lost time.
That said, the Pennywise T-shirt is crap, if not quite as crap as the Rikishi "Put A Little Ass On It" T-shirt with the 'Kish keister on the front from about 2002.
To derail the thread somewhat, before getting married I used to find, to my annoyance, that girls only start showing an interest in me when I'm already in a relationship, and that they'd mysteriously vanish/become available when I was single. I still get the occasional woman interested DESPITE my being married. For a lanky, anti-social wrestling and music dork, that always struck me as strange if not outright bizarre; that said, it seems like it happens to more people than just me. So, how to get laid- get a girlfriend first and watch the ladies line up. I'd provide advice for girls, but it seems like you're pretty much sorted just being a girl.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 4, 2007 9:51:28 GMT -5
I fail to see the point of this thread. "OMG J00 GUYS ARE SO GEEKY YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID" appears to be the rough gist of it. And thanks for pointing out that I shouldn't wear T-shirts denoting something I like, I'll keep this in mind. Perhaps I should now go out and buy "NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN" or "I'M IN FAVOUR OF LESBIANISM AS LONG AS THE GIRLS ARE HOT" to make up for lost time. That said, the Pennywise T-shirt is crap, if not quite as crap as the Rikishi "Put A Little Ass On It" T-shirt with the 'Kish keister on the front from about 2002. To derail the thread somewhat, before getting married I used to find, to my annoyance, that girls only start showing an interest in me when I'm already in a relationship, and that they'd mysteriously vanish/become available when I was single. I still get the occasional woman interested DESPITE my being married. For a lanky, anti-social wrestling and music dork, that always struck me as strange if not outright bizarre; that said, it seems like it happens to more people than just me. So, how to get laid- get a girlfriend first and watch the ladies line up. I'd provide advice for girls, but it seems like you're pretty much sorted just being a girl. I saw this in a tv show once-the fact that you were off the market so to speak, got the girls interested-I guess the first rule to understanding woman is realizing there are no rules
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 4, 2007 10:16:58 GMT -5
Your results may vary; I've worn a freakin' Bayside Tigers tshirt before BECAUSE it was dorky and I thought it'd be funny to do so and did quite quite well. Confidence and all that.
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Post by 8-BitAssassin on Jan 4, 2007 10:19:58 GMT -5
As a guy who has had a threesome while wearing a Monty Python shirt, I'd say you're doing it wrong.
Don't worry, though. Just start out slow. Get some practice wearing something mainstream (the mall is a good place to get this type of clothing, but avoid stores like "Hot Topic"), then try getting laid in progressively nerdier shirts. You're bound to improve eventually.
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Post by Libertine on Jan 4, 2007 10:21:04 GMT -5
I've picked up 3 girls wearing an nWo shirt, which is always funny.
"Geeky" t-shirts are an accessory, not a reason, for not getting sex. I make up for it by being a goddamn handsome devil.
The typical people this post is aiming its cannon towards are ones who are just inept socially. Dragonball Z or whatever else is an unfortunate consequence of that.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 4, 2007 10:24:24 GMT -5
A symptom, not the cause so to speak.
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Post by Libertine on Jan 4, 2007 10:27:23 GMT -5
Yeah, that's better. I'm trying to eat a massive bar of chocolate and express myself and as such one has had to suffer.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 4, 2007 10:29:45 GMT -5
Ya know, I didn't really consider clothing till this thread-wearing it yea, but I didnt think of what I wore as a detriment
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Post by Dynamic Dee on Jan 4, 2007 10:51:27 GMT -5
Wear what you like. Some guys can rock "geeky" clothing and get away with it because they know how to make it work for them. Confidence is the key. I never liked too many wrestling shirts though because alot of them are just plain ugly.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Jan 4, 2007 10:52:13 GMT -5
That said, I have spoken to random people a couple of times based on the T-shirts that they were wearing (Sleater-Kinney and Le Tigre shirts, yes I like shouty female-fronted bands; also, a Carlito shirt), and vice-versa (again, lower-mid-card indie bands). I neither conquered them, nor did they me, but it does happen. If someone DOES get the reference, it's all the more gratifying if you're wearing a T-shirt depicting some crap nobody's ever heard of.
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Post by spec on Jan 4, 2007 12:28:07 GMT -5
Women should appreciate and pleasure all who would wear this shirt:
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 4, 2007 12:29:59 GMT -5
That said, I have spoken to random people a couple of times based on the T-shirts that they were wearing (Sleater-Kinney and Le Tigre shirts, yes I like shouty female-fronted bands; also, a Carlito shirt), and vice-versa (again, lower-mid-card indie bands). I neither conquered them, nor did they me, but it does happen. If someone DOES get the reference, it's all the more gratifying if you're wearing a T-shirt depicting some crap nobody's ever heard of. Oh, come on you tool, f*** individualism, just put on the same "American Eagle" or "Mossimo" or "Billabong" t-shirt as everyone else. Whatever the f*** a "billabong" is.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 4, 2007 12:49:55 GMT -5
Answer: Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
i saw that on a keychain back in 1985.
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 4, 2007 13:15:54 GMT -5
Good thing people took this thread seriously. I was afraid people would think this was a sarcastic thread. Hear me now as I roll my eyes.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 4, 2007 13:40:19 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 4, 2007 13:41:40 GMT -5
That said, I have spoken to random people a couple of times based on the T-shirts that they were wearing (Sleater-Kinney and Le Tigre shirts, yes I like shouty female-fronted bands; also, a Carlito shirt), and vice-versa (again, lower-mid-card indie bands). I neither conquered them, nor did they me, but it does happen. If someone DOES get the reference, it's all the more gratifying if you're wearing a T-shirt depicting some crap nobody's ever heard of. Oh, come on you tool, f*** individualism, just put on the same "American Eagle" or "Mossimo" or "Billabong" t-shirt as everyone else. Whatever the f*** a "billabong" is. WEAR YOUR F***IN' GAP CLOTHES AND SMILE, YOU PRICKS!!! ;D
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jan 4, 2007 14:34:46 GMT -5
Don't ask me. I'm married.
Oops not that kind of thread...
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Post by hbk619 - QUACK! on Jan 4, 2007 15:42:51 GMT -5
Answer: Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. i saw that on a keychain back in 1985. haha
i'm laughing at the fact you were alive in '85
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