Post by eldiablo on Jan 5, 2007 20:55:04 GMT -5
Alright, let's begin with the ground rules.
1. erisi, Hotrod or Conway Pop must post pics of hot chicks every now and again. No toon porn and Kim Possible.
2. Do not talk about Fight Club.
3. If you are discussing Star Trek, you must type in all caps.
4. When this baby hits eighty eight miles per hour, you're going to see some serious S***.
5. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
6. Jake and his band go on when they feel like it. You are free to make song requests as long as they are around.
7. You must collect all chaos emeralds and THEN get fifty rings to become Super Sonic.
8. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
9. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
10. You can't have your pudding if you haven't eaten your meat.
11. Absolutely NO talking about the book/movie IT or Pennywise the clown. He scares the hug out of Spanky.
12. Dinobot must make at least three non-sensible posts every day.
13. Once the thread hits 27, post your ideas for names of the next one.
14. Once the thread hits 29 pages, we'll vote on the next one's name
15. No Homers. This is a special order from the club that made Steve Gutenberg a star, as well as held back the electric car.
16. Chilly needs his diaper changed every fifteen minutes. He's a pooper.
17. The more Meatloaf the better, but watch out, he'll eat your lunch. He'll do anything for love, including that.
18. Cloones is no longer a choice. Spanky's not real clear on what that means, so someone fill him in.
19. I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.
20. You call him Doctor Jones, lady.
21. Star Wars > Star Trek. I will not tolerate anything other than the truth.
22. TOS= TNG. If you don't know what that means, it doesn't apply to you.
23. Diablo hates us all.
24. People can only post one song per page, not counting requests.
25. So Cal Val is hot.
26. Final Fantasy 6 is the best one. SHUT UP.
27. Krissy pwns you. Chilly sucks at making rules.
28. If you are discussing Star Wars, you must type in italics.
29. There are no rules.
30. If this is your first day at Fight Club, you have to fight.
31. No peeing in the pool. Shemmy, that means you.
32. Not Ricky Martel, NOT THE ROAD WARRIORS. NOT THE FREEBIRDS, NOT THE ROAD WARRIORS.
33. When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.
34. You have to be 18 years old or over to ride Space Mountain.
35. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
36. There is no spoon.
37. Accounts and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
38. If you are in a fight and you lose all your limbs, then you have lost.
39. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!
40. Someone has to sing the Lumberjack Song.
41. The mods don't exist. You see them because you believe they do.
42. Batista does not do the muscle buster. Only Samoa Joe does. Batista is too much of a mortal to pull it off.
43. Every fifteen pages, (Un)Great Khali must do a short Khali speech.
44. Collect Underpants, , Profit!
45. Women are superior to Men in every way shape and form. Except when it comes to having a member.
46. Who's on First. Not Second. Not Third. First.
47. Every thread, Khali must post at least one wwe.com photoshop.
48. Velociraptors are the greatest animal ever.
49. There will be NO life lessons to be learned in this thread. Not now not ever.
50. We need a kickass rule.
51. The film Jurassic Park and it's sequels must be discussed in underlines.
52. Both feet MUST touch the floor in order for you to be eliminated.
53. To reload, shoot away from the screen.
54. Don't cross the streams. It's a Ghostbusters thing.
55. Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.
56. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. That means huging drive faster, the T-Rex is right behind you.
57. You never go ass to mouth. It's a Clerks references from what I can tell. The new guy wanted it as a rule.
58. Freedom is the other F word.
59. UP THE IRONS!! Now.
60. Don't take off your robot pants.
61. One if by land, two if by sea. Noah said it or something.
62. Who are you to doubt El Pollo Guapo? He's handsome.
63. MARZVON MUST MAKE AT LEAST...
ONE...
SCOTTY...
STAR TREK...
FAT JOKE... a thread.
64. Slim is a power hungry evil man thing.
65. Paul Stanley is SO girlish. Edited for Spanky's protection.
66. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight...
67. Whenever talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you must type in bold.
68. Something about butt sex.
69. Ha ha. 69 is a sex position. Get it? Diarrhea.
70. It's Morphin' Time!
71. Let the Wookie win.
72. Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip.
73. Insanity should be reserved for unsanctioned chat threads and after page thirty.
74. G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
75. Never rub another man's rhubarb.
76. Raven is NOT a closet case
77. Space Mountain is your God now. He shall post the archives of the chat threads.
78. Matt Rogers is a nice British gentleman who should be mod.
79. JAKE IS EVILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
80. If we need that extra push off the cliff you know what we do? We turn it up to 11.
81. If Andy Duke posts a pic of a girl, there is at least a 50% chance it's not a girl.
82. The Janissary Corps of Khali grant him +150 to Defense, with decreased chance of weaponry stunning him.
83: Diablo is a pretty lady and must be treated as one.
84. The iwchater has the right to post about his soon to be girlfriend even though you all don't care.
85. NO USING FALLEN CHATTERS AS HUMAN SHIELDS
86. TLE wishes he were half as EVIL as Jake.
87. GO TO JAIL. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
88. No begin racism.
89. When discussing wrestlers, do not insult Great Khali, Johnny Nitro, or Melina. the (Un)Great one respects them for different reasons, and will Brain Chop you if you break this rule.
90. Try yor best to type in grammer.
91. Anything Jericho related CANNOT be taken badly.
92. If you wish to have a rule removed, three votes are needed to dismiss it.
93. No one can out-Dio Dio... No one.
94. In space, no one can here you chat.
95. Don't leave a fallen chat brother behind unless he has gas.
96. All clocks and timepieces must be set to Vader Time.
97. When Spanky get's pissed, everyone must spout random Seinfeld quotes in capitals to soothe the tiny beast. He's more of a squirrel really.
1. erisi, Hotrod or Conway Pop must post pics of hot chicks every now and again. No toon porn and Kim Possible.
2. Do not talk about Fight Club.
3. If you are discussing Star Trek, you must type in all caps.
4. When this baby hits eighty eight miles per hour, you're going to see some serious S***.
5. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
6. Jake and his band go on when they feel like it. You are free to make song requests as long as they are around.
7. You must collect all chaos emeralds and THEN get fifty rings to become Super Sonic.
8. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
9. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
10. You can't have your pudding if you haven't eaten your meat.
11. Absolutely NO talking about the book/movie IT or Pennywise the clown. He scares the hug out of Spanky.
12. Dinobot must make at least three non-sensible posts every day.
13. Once the thread hits 27, post your ideas for names of the next one.
14. Once the thread hits 29 pages, we'll vote on the next one's name
15. No Homers. This is a special order from the club that made Steve Gutenberg a star, as well as held back the electric car.
16. Chilly needs his diaper changed every fifteen minutes. He's a pooper.
17. The more Meatloaf the better, but watch out, he'll eat your lunch. He'll do anything for love, including that.
18. Cloones is no longer a choice. Spanky's not real clear on what that means, so someone fill him in.
19. I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.
20. You call him Doctor Jones, lady.
21. Star Wars > Star Trek. I will not tolerate anything other than the truth.
22. TOS= TNG. If you don't know what that means, it doesn't apply to you.
23. Diablo hates us all.
24. People can only post one song per page, not counting requests.
25. So Cal Val is hot.
26. Final Fantasy 6 is the best one. SHUT UP.
27. Krissy pwns you. Chilly sucks at making rules.
28. If you are discussing Star Wars, you must type in italics.
29. There are no rules.
30. If this is your first day at Fight Club, you have to fight.
31. No peeing in the pool. Shemmy, that means you.
32. Not Ricky Martel, NOT THE ROAD WARRIORS. NOT THE FREEBIRDS, NOT THE ROAD WARRIORS.
33. When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.
34. You have to be 18 years old or over to ride Space Mountain.
35. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
36. There is no spoon.
37. Accounts and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
38. If you are in a fight and you lose all your limbs, then you have lost.
39. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!
40. Someone has to sing the Lumberjack Song.
41. The mods don't exist. You see them because you believe they do.
42. Batista does not do the muscle buster. Only Samoa Joe does. Batista is too much of a mortal to pull it off.
43. Every fifteen pages, (Un)Great Khali must do a short Khali speech.
44. Collect Underpants, , Profit!
45. Women are superior to Men in every way shape and form. Except when it comes to having a member.
46. Who's on First. Not Second. Not Third. First.
47. Every thread, Khali must post at least one wwe.com photoshop.
48. Velociraptors are the greatest animal ever.
49. There will be NO life lessons to be learned in this thread. Not now not ever.
50. We need a kickass rule.
51. The film Jurassic Park and it's sequels must be discussed in underlines.
52. Both feet MUST touch the floor in order for you to be eliminated.
53. To reload, shoot away from the screen.
54. Don't cross the streams. It's a Ghostbusters thing.
55. Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.
56. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. That means huging drive faster, the T-Rex is right behind you.
57. You never go ass to mouth. It's a Clerks references from what I can tell. The new guy wanted it as a rule.
58. Freedom is the other F word.
59. UP THE IRONS!! Now.
60. Don't take off your robot pants.
61. One if by land, two if by sea. Noah said it or something.
62. Who are you to doubt El Pollo Guapo? He's handsome.
63. MARZVON MUST MAKE AT LEAST...
ONE...
SCOTTY...
STAR TREK...
FAT JOKE... a thread.
64. Slim is a power hungry evil man thing.
65. Paul Stanley is SO girlish. Edited for Spanky's protection.
66. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight...
67. Whenever talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you must type in bold.
68. Something about butt sex.
69. Ha ha. 69 is a sex position. Get it? Diarrhea.
70. It's Morphin' Time!
71. Let the Wookie win.
72. Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip.
73. Insanity should be reserved for unsanctioned chat threads and after page thirty.
74. G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
75. Never rub another man's rhubarb.
76. Raven is NOT a closet case
77. Space Mountain is your God now. He shall post the archives of the chat threads.
78. Matt Rogers is a nice British gentleman who should be mod.
79. JAKE IS EVILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
80. If we need that extra push off the cliff you know what we do? We turn it up to 11.
81. If Andy Duke posts a pic of a girl, there is at least a 50% chance it's not a girl.
82. The Janissary Corps of Khali grant him +150 to Defense, with decreased chance of weaponry stunning him.
83: Diablo is a pretty lady and must be treated as one.
84. The iwchater has the right to post about his soon to be girlfriend even though you all don't care.
85. NO USING FALLEN CHATTERS AS HUMAN SHIELDS
86. TLE wishes he were half as EVIL as Jake.
87. GO TO JAIL. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
88. No begin racism.
89. When discussing wrestlers, do not insult Great Khali, Johnny Nitro, or Melina. the (Un)Great one respects them for different reasons, and will Brain Chop you if you break this rule.
90. Try yor best to type in grammer.
91. Anything Jericho related CANNOT be taken badly.
92. If you wish to have a rule removed, three votes are needed to dismiss it.
93. No one can out-Dio Dio... No one.
94. In space, no one can here you chat.
95. Don't leave a fallen chat brother behind unless he has gas.
96. All clocks and timepieces must be set to Vader Time.
97. When Spanky get's pissed, everyone must spout random Seinfeld quotes in capitals to soothe the tiny beast. He's more of a squirrel really.
