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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 5, 2007 16:09:47 GMT -5
they must've been on crack when they only put the special edition of sd vs raw 07 on 360 only
they must've been on crack when they made those burger king games for xbox
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 5, 2007 16:17:03 GMT -5
They must have been on crack when they decided every RPG character ever must be fun-loving twelve-year-olds who can somehow kick anyone's ass.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 5, 2007 16:52:08 GMT -5
They must have been on crack when they decided every RPG character ever must be fun-loving twelve-year-olds who can somehow kick anyone's ass. With really strange hair. |
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 5, 2007 17:12:48 GMT -5
They must have been on crack when they decided every RPG character ever must be fun-loving twelve-year-olds who can somehow kick anyone's ass. With really strange hair.
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Post by Sim on Jan 5, 2007 18:21:36 GMT -5
The best part is the McMahon strut the kid does |
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Post by jcdenton on Jan 5, 2007 18:32:22 GMT -5
Aerosmith must've been on crack when they agreed to appear in "Revolution X." PS I adore that game. It's so...bad. Aerosmith wasn't even originally supposed to be in the game. Rumors were Guns N Roses and Public Enemy were originally lined up. It's soooo ridiculous. I can't even begin to describe how nonsensical parts of that game are. Being tossed keys to a car by a VIDEO of Steven Tyler (and I mean literally in game you're watching a video on a tv screen)? Check. Driving said car to places like the Pacific Rim and Middle East? Check. "Sexy" villainess who turns into a giant hovering beastly thing at the end? Ehh, check. Well, i love how the fascist govenment banned Aerosmith but dont mind the fact you seem to have a Gattling gun, UNTILL you go to the secret banned show (with ads for it everywhere) |
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 6, 2007 5:12:58 GMT -5
They must have been on crack when they picked the roster for SvR 07
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Post by angryfan on Jan 6, 2007 7:36:01 GMT -5
I've got to admit that every time I try to type Master Chief I make the mistake of typing "Master Chef".  Great Googly Moogly. You just made me do a spit-take. Fantastic call-back. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 6, 2007 8:18:49 GMT -5
EA Sports must of been on Crack when they made their Superstar Mode in Madden 06 with endless practice sessions. CAN I JUST PLAY A GAME ALREADY!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 6, 2007 9:08:31 GMT -5
they must have been on crack when they thought people wanted to play captain Emo in Final Fantasy 8 So this is your vision of an emo :  And by the way, can someone explain me why when it' s FF7' s Vincent or FF6' s Shadow, such behaviour makes them awesome by being dark and mysterious, but when it' s Squall, that' s supposed to make him a douchebag ? You marks. |
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 6, 2007 9:21:55 GMT -5
they must have been on crack when they thought people wanted to play captain Emo in Final Fantasy 8 So this is your vision of an emo : Yep. Yep. |
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Post by mason on Jan 6, 2007 9:25:12 GMT -5
THQ must have been on crack if they had Candice Michelle turn your male wrestler into a woman.
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 6, 2007 9:34:14 GMT -5
Sony must have been on crack when they didn't package the PS3 with HD component cables. All that talk about how HD is the future, give me the cables.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 9:58:19 GMT -5
I got alot, hang tight...
The government must have been on crack when they totally smashed on Rockstar about "Hot Coffee" but didnt even budge an inch on God of War's version of it, it was just as bad IMO.
Nintendo mustve been on crack when they made WarioWare, and thank goodness for that.
Square mustve been on crack for FFXI...seriously, that was a bad idea.
Sony on crack for not having a sequel to Twisted Metal Black, that game was so awesome.
Midway on crack for ruining the Rush franchise, back in the N64 days it was my favorite series going, now...ugh.
Konami on crack for the end of MGS2...seriously, the GW Colonel just freaked me out.
Nintendo on crack for not having a portable Smash Bros.
Nintendo for not including NES games in the DS Animal Crossing, they add all that extra wifi stuff then get rid of the one good reason to play it in the first place.
Sega for not adding the extras on the Sonic Collections that Japan gets (Comix Zone, Streets of Rage (1, 2, and 3), and Bonanza Bros.).
EA for the Replay package. Road Rash 1,2, and 3=love.
EA for NOT doing a Road Rash sequel...id camp out for that game.
The world for not jumping on Agressive Inline from Midway, best extreme sports game ever. Id still play that over Project 8 on the 360.
Activision for Tony Hawks Underground 2-Project 8.
Konami for DDR...so friggin addictive.
Microsoft for Halo 1 not online...that couldve made the game even more legendary.
Sony for ripping off Wii's motion controls and claiming theyve had the idea tucked away. My ass.
Rockstar for not switching the gameplay qualities of GTA San Andreas and Bully. Bully plays sooooo much better, but without as much freedom.
Nintendo...Virtual Boy...lights out game over.
THQ for being SOOOOOOOOOOO far behind on rosters in SvR07...no King Booker?! No excuse!
Ack-Lame! for the WWF War Zone and Attitude (Attitude was alright, but it hasnt aged well at all).
Tecmo for the DOA games...why put a knowingly inferior (to BOTH Tekken and Virtua Fighter) product out? Oh yeah...pologonal funbags...whatev.
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EA...Madden 07...PS3...so...hugging...awesome!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 10:17:55 GMT -5
But I think we can both agree that EVERYONE respects THE UNDERTAKER. No argument there man. The UNDERTAKER is looking good tonight! And it shows! Becuase... THE UNDERTAKER...is a strong fan favorite! |
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Post by kitsunestar on Jan 6, 2007 11:59:45 GMT -5
I got alot, hang tight... Sony on crack for not having a sequel to Twisted Metal Black, that game was so awesome. Try Twisted Metal Head-On for PSP, then. It's more a direct re-sequel to Twisted Metal 2, but it uses the same game engine as Twisted Metal Black. Most parts of MGS2 were just plain weird. Aggressive Inline wasn't bad, but I really hated the "Juice" idea. That, and I'm pretty sure Activision for some reason had an inferior developer, Shaba (makers of "Grind Session" for the PSX) make Project 8 for whatever reason... Sony was damned if they did, and damned if they didn't, in that case. If they didn't have it, people would have whined and moaned about that. No-win situation, there. Both games were fine for the time, when there really wasn't much else out there. But I agree, neither has aged well. DoA 1 and 2 were actually almost up there with VF and Tekken, but once DoA 3 came out, things were simplified quite a bit in order to make it easier to watch the fake women's fake bouncy bits do their fake bouncy things. Sad, but true. |
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 6, 2007 12:02:37 GMT -5
Square mustve been on crack for FFXI...seriously, that was a bad idea. No. |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 6, 2007 12:26:12 GMT -5
In all fairness, I don't think anything about MGS can be considered the result of crack, Hideo Kojima is just an insane genius.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 14:39:49 GMT -5
In all fairness, I don't think anything about MGS can be considered the result of crack, Hideo Kojima is just an insane genius. Dude, I LOVE MGS probably more than most (when gamefaqs did their BEST...GAME...EVER contest where you wrote in your top 10 favorite games I put MGS1 at the very top). But the end to MGS 2 was just psychotic. But Hideo Kojima is probably the most clever person in gaming, bar none. I wish he just did more outside Metal Gear that actually got noticed. I know he did other games, but theyre extremely rare and they never were marketed. If Konami would give him space to go outside MGS and give him total freedom and assurance that Konami will back it as far as marketing, he would come up with something truly insane. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 14:50:55 GMT -5
I got alot, hang tight... Sony on crack for not having a sequel to Twisted Metal Black, that game was so awesome. Try Twisted Metal Head-On for PSP, then. It's more a direct re-sequel to Twisted Metal 2, but it uses the same game engine as Twisted Metal Black. I did...I wasnt impressed really. Agreed. I thought the "juice" idea was brilliant, having unlimited time as long as you dont fudge up. I liked it better than the timed runs (at the time) in Tony Hawk. I guess...I didnt really care if Sony had it or not, I figured their PS3 would be the same thing with pumped up graphics and a few changes. But to say they had it already thought out and basically accuse Nintendo of stealing the idea? Bulls***. War Zone sucked then and now. Roster was insanely out of date (which made me more shocked when Att!tude's was pretty recent) and small, and no real career modes. It just felt like an arcade game really. Att!tude (stupid censors) made up for it though. Better and more customization features (create an arena needs to make a comeback, ill even take attitudes version), a somewhat real career mode (no storylines, only drawback), and alot of hidden wrestlers, both awesome and crap (Kurgan? HEAD!?) I played DoA 2, and I still would take Tekken or Virtua Fighter over them. Although, if you want to compare DoA 1 & 2 to Tekken 1 & 2 DoA would win. The first two tekken's were not very good, but from three on its no contest. Id even take Tekken 4 over the competitions (except VF 4 maybe). ONE LAST THING.... I live in Kansas City and cannot wait to steal your Penguins Kitsune |
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