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Post by heffer111 on Jun 24, 2007 22:47:45 GMT -5
Wow, i just saw some show on animal planet about them and they definitely are one of the most hardcore animals on earth. Crocodiles don't even try to f*** with them cause the hippo will destroy them. There was a stampede of wildabeasts through the river with hippo's and the hippo's would grab them and drown them.... not to eat them, but to simply watch their dead bodies float across the river. There were at least 30 dead between 4 hippos. And they also spin their tails really fast while shitting in order to chop the doodie up so it spreads on the river faster, marking their territory.
Hippo's are crazy.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 24, 2007 22:48:47 GMT -5
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yes
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Post by heffer111 on Jun 24, 2007 22:49:30 GMT -5
i mean, people make them come off as nice and cuddly.. hungry hungry hippo's
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 24, 2007 22:53:01 GMT -5
i mean, people make them come off as nice and cuddly.. hungry hungry hippo's Those hippos are vicious... you know what those marbles are supposed to be? Our souls because they are like that. |
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Post by heffer111 on Jun 24, 2007 22:59:45 GMT -5
im not even surprised.
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Post by samachine on Jun 24, 2007 23:03:08 GMT -5
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 24, 2007 23:05:56 GMT -5
This is a legitimate story, of my youth- when I was six years old I was visiting my aunt and uncle in oklahoma city and we all went to the zoo. We get to the big mammal house, rhinos, hippos etc. and there's a hippo in an enclosure with a pool of water kinda swimming around. My uncle starts doing a gesture with his hands toward the hippo not unlike if you were pantomiming an alligator chomping, along those lines. And interestingly enough, the hippo opens its huge maw. As my six year old self is looking at this in awe. My father decides it would be hilarious to pick me up and pretend to throw me in. Long story short, had his hands slipped even a centimeter or two, I'd have went straight down the things throat.
Scared the shit outta me.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 24, 2007 23:09:02 GMT -5
well jack, as long as you didnt have blueberries in your pocket....
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 24, 2007 23:10:12 GMT -5
Hippos are like water bears. They're aquatic soulless killing machines.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 24, 2007 23:10:34 GMT -5
That day, with that scare, they were prolly pretty darn close.
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 24, 2007 23:11:11 GMT -5
You know how to stop a hippo...hippo repellant! It's a mix of cat doodie and cheap cigarette smoke. Or maybe that's sex repellant...I forget.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 24, 2007 23:11:13 GMT -5
Hippos are like water bears. They're aquatic soulless killing machines. We need a Colbert voice out on tv for hippos. |
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Post by erisi236 on Jun 24, 2007 23:11:48 GMT -5
I like Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos better.
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 24, 2007 23:14:22 GMT -5
I like Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos better. ERISI. No. Bad Erisi. :-P Famished Famished Hippos for the epic win. Or not. But I can pretend...right? |
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Post by heffer111 on Jun 24, 2007 23:18:31 GMT -5
Did you get that thing I sent ya? is this to me? if so no.. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 24, 2007 23:23:27 GMT -5
Did you get that thing I sent ya? is this to me? if so no.. Harvey Birdman FTW. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 24, 2007 23:23:44 GMT -5
his 'that thing I sent ya' deal is a Harvey Birdman reference
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Post by samachine on Jun 24, 2007 23:24:26 GMT -5
Yep. Pete is a hippo, he even turns into The Hulk killing machine hippo in one episode.
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Post by heffer111 on Jun 24, 2007 23:25:14 GMT -5
oh tru, dunno these references
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jun 24, 2007 23:27:30 GMT -5
And on Birdman Colbert was the voice of Phil Ken Sebbin(Falcon Seven!)
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