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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 3:43:32 GMT -5
Damn!!!! Boyfriend numero 4 out the door. Well my five minutes of greaving is over. (Don't have time to care, read my last thread and find out why i just dont) I think I'm done with dating for a while time for unadultarated freelance (yet safe) homosexual intercourse with random guys. You know the type of sex your mother warned you about, and all people think all gays have anyways? Yeah thats my life now. So who wants to smurf.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 3:45:54 GMT -5
This man volunteers:
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Post by Juliana on Dec 28, 2007 3:49:06 GMT -5
This man volunteers: Think he's a top or a bottom?
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 3:49:33 GMT -5
Now come on madison what kind of pleasure can you get from a guy with no mouth. Plus going from this: To that is a pretty big downsize.
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Post by Rube on Dec 28, 2007 3:52:21 GMT -5
Try craigslist. I get quite a bit of female ass from that, so I can only imagine how a gay dude would fare.
*Imagines a tornado of penises.*
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 28, 2007 3:54:03 GMT -5
Try craigslist. I get quite a bit of female ass from that, so I can only imagine how a gay dude would fare. *Imagines a tornado of penises.* You're going to shoot your eye out, kid. Have fun, Jay. Be safe, and yeah. If that dudes mouth is that tight, imagine how tight other things are.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 3:55:48 GMT -5
Try craigslist. I get quite a bit of female ass from that, so I can only imagine how a gay dude would fare. *Imagines a tornado of penises.* You're going to shoot your eye out, kid. Have fun, Jay. Be safe, and yeah. If that dudes mouth is that tight, imagine how tight other things are. Uhmm eww.
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Post by Juliana on Dec 28, 2007 3:57:22 GMT -5
Try craigslist. I get quite a bit of female ass from that, so I can only imagine how a gay dude would fare. *Imagines a tornado of penises.* You're going to shoot your eye out, kid. Have fun, Jay. Be safe, and yeah. If that dudes mouth is that tight, imagine how tight other things are. With his luck it's probably just that is body was built backwards.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 3:57:26 GMT -5
This man volunteers: I dunno, but woe be to any person that's...uhm, "in there" when he decides to do that.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 4:00:57 GMT -5
This man volunteers: I dunno, but woe be to any person that's...uhm, "in there" when he decides to do that. You have officialty turned me straight thanks.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 4:03:03 GMT -5
My job here is done! Now to rescue the burning orphans from the --
..wait, they're already burning? Oh well, I'll save the next batch then.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 4:04:43 GMT -5
Expect a lot of hate mail Mr. Carter from random black guys i would have, well you know, for no reason other then that being my version of 40 acres and a mule. You have ruined a lot of nights.
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Post by 404error on Dec 28, 2007 4:04:53 GMT -5
Cool, it's Arseface.
He's a superhero, you know.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 4:06:53 GMT -5
Expect a lot of hate mail Mr. Carter from random black guys i would have, well you know, for no reason other then that being my version of 40 acres and a mule. You have ruined a lot of nights. There's a thread 2 doors down and to the left about me not caring about hate mail anymore. ;D
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 4:07:55 GMT -5
Yes i saw that, but I'm sure you've never had a bunch of gays mad at you. Now whos gonna plan your parties and plant your flowers, and tell you what clothes are out of style?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 28, 2007 4:07:59 GMT -5
Expect a lot of hate mail Mr. Carter from random black guys i would have, well you know, for no reason other then that being my version of 40 acres and a mule. You have ruined a lot of nights. ?
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 4:10:10 GMT -5
Expect a lot of hate mail Mr. Carter from random black guys i would have, well you know, for no reason other then that being my version of 40 acres and a mule. You have ruined a lot of nights. ? Ewww that reminds me of walking downtown with my pink ladies shirt on during pride, some old black dude with one tooth started talking to me which is ok since im an equal oppurtunity rambler. Well one thing led to another and he offered me $100 to come back to his house. I've never ran so fast in my life, to spend $100
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 4:11:23 GMT -5
Yes i saw that, but I'm sure you've never had a bunch of gays mad at you. Dude. I've had GLAAD lambast my work in press releases. That's about as harsh as it gets in regards to having a bunch of gays mad at you. Now whos gonna plan your parties and plant your flowers, and tell you what clothes are out of style? I don't plan parties, they just...happen. As for clothes, I learned a long time ago that if I'm wearing it, it's been out of style for a long, looooong time already. I deal.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Dec 28, 2007 4:12:42 GMT -5
Well now i have nothing you have turned me straight and destroyed all my hopes of revenge. I have lost my love for you Mr. Carter
Good day
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2007 4:13:48 GMT -5
I have lost my love for you Mr. Carter Even straight guys love The Madison.
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