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Sammich Bogart
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Post by Rube on Dec 26, 2007 23:20:21 GMT -5
LOL, those are your positive thoughts, not mine. Don't do it Trixie. Not even if they're as hot as my random sig chick. Your random sig chick looks like an ex of mine... only without the Groucho Marx eyebrows and hideous scar on her back. There we go. Dead ringer.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 26, 2007 23:20:39 GMT -5
You could try... "Turning Japanese" Or "I Love Little Girls" That second one might come across as a little weird.
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 26, 2007 23:22:14 GMT -5
Um, that's what I was thinking.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 26, 2007 23:48:43 GMT -5
Weird enough to make her stop visiting your page?
Objective, completed.
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 26, 2007 23:53:36 GMT -5
The main objective is for her to stop harassing my friend, so I may have to just take the damn thing down.
Plus the "I like little girls" thing would cause some serious job repercussions.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2007 0:04:30 GMT -5
Um, I was with a girl for almost a year, and then she broke it off suddenly, and has talked to me once since April. Mine did the same to me (except the break up was in July) and we haven't said anything to each other since. Apparently she has been driving mutual friends nuts trying to read "meanings" into songs that have played on my Myspace page in the past. So I changed all the music to "Onward Christian Soldiers" and things similar. Mine doesn't seem to care that much.Didn't even have the decency to say Mary X-mas(one of my others ex's did,though)
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 27, 2007 0:07:24 GMT -5
The main objective is for her to stop harassing my friend, so I may have to just take the damn thing down. Plus the "I like little girls" thing would cause some serious job repercussions. My suggestion would get rid of her. That was the task at hand. Now your job, that wasn't in the Mission: note. So, that repurcussion doesn't count. Andy... why are you worrying about an ex not saying Merry Christmas? She's an Ex for a reason, right?
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2007 0:11:11 GMT -5
eh, I actually have no idea why we broke ties. It was back in April, right after her birthday. She broke it off suddenly, didn't talk to me until July, and hasn't talked to me sense. I'd love to get back with her.
Probably has something to do that she was two years older than me, but IDK.
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 27, 2007 1:36:37 GMT -5
SPEAKing of "Random Sig Chick," ... me likey. Ditto. Though I still say she should film it if the lesbians are hot. Especially if they are as hot as the girl in the sig. i was in a-v club in high school we could put you in front of a green screen and you could be doing it ON THE MOON
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 27, 2007 1:51:33 GMT -5
Ditto. Though I still say she should film it if the lesbians are hot. Especially if they are as hot as the girl in the sig. i was in a-v club in high school we could put you in front of a green screen and you could be doing it ON THE MOON On the moon? I know someone that did it on the moon...
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 27, 2007 1:53:57 GMT -5
I've got a girl now who's completely flaking on me...but it shouldn't be a surprise.
We were friends in high school, both were interested in one another but didn't end up working up the gumption to say so (besides, she had a guy at the time). But near the end of the year, she mentions something about REALLY caring about her bf...and then stops talking to me.
We started talking again a little while later, and actually re-kindled our friendship this past summer (four years too late, sure, but whatever; I'm not in love with the chick or anything, so I'm not pining after her or whatever).
Recently, we chilled a couple times, and we even saw Young Frankenstein in NYC, went for drinks afterwards. She invited me to her birthday party that would be the next week.
So I call to get directions...and she doesn't answer. I end up not being able to go, since, you know, I had no idea where to drive to. In the near week since then, she hasn't answered a single call, text, IM, or even friggin' Facebook message just asking "What the hell was that all about?"
The thing that doesn't shock me so much? Her bf met me after we got out from Young Frankenstein. Suddenly, she's not communicating with me. Call me crazy for putting 2 and 2 together.
Some friend, huh? Honestly, I'm growing more tired of female behavior with each week; not all, obviously, but I'm getting very sick of the whole "If I have an issue with you, I'm going to be as indirect and non-confrontational as possible about it" schtick so many seem to enjoy utilizing. Men are far from perfect, but at least, when we've got an issue, we'll knock you upside the head with it and just get it over with, at least most of the time.
In the case of this girl, I get the feeling that she's still pretty damn immature about a lot of things. Whatever. I just want to know why a "friend" is flaking on me. This isn't even a girl I want a relationship with or anything, just somebody I thought was my friend doing something really freakin' hurtful and stupid.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 27, 2007 1:55:23 GMT -5
i was in a-v club in high school we could put you in front of a green screen and you could be doing it ON THE MOON On the moon? I know someone that did it on the moon...
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 27, 2007 2:02:06 GMT -5
Yeah... Yeah... It's fixed.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 27, 2007 2:28:56 GMT -5
Readin some of these, I'm very glad my girl and I are in our extreme late twenties ( hey I'm 29 till September, so I'm holdin on to it)/ early thirties and are done with that whole game playin shit. I don't miss that stuff at all.
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Post by default on Dec 27, 2007 3:25:44 GMT -5
I'm still trying to figure one out from back when I was 16... I was out hanging with my friends and three sisters. The one friend was a loveable asshole and had dumped the one sister for one of the others. So being nice, I consoled the other sister by hanging behind the group and talking to her. She ended up holding my hand, I ended up putting my hand on her thigh on the car ride home. In hindsight that was a stupid idea as it was the first time I ever met this chick.
We all went out again a few weeks later for Halloween and had a good time. She even kissed me, and oddly enough, had her friend who was along kiss me too. Anyway, third group get together/date/whatever. We go roller-skating. Loveable asshole friend says to pay for to get in (which I planned to do anyway) and that she'd screw me afterwards. I wasn't interested in that, really, as I could tell she was upset about being dumped and despite my friend telling me to date her, it just seemed a bit awkward to just dive in. I had a good time with her, but caught a ride home to avoid any awkwardness.
Next weekend, we all go to the football game to see our schools play each other. She told me to meet her in the stands, so I'm looking around and run into some female friends from my school and they begin telling me how she was showing them hickies that I supposedly gave her that night. I didn't even kiss her good night, though. I managed to avoid her by hiding out in the band bleachers next to my friend who played trumpet all night.
In hindsight, yeah, I did act immature, but seriously... wtf. I avoided her and her sisters and that whole scene for the rest of high school and ran into her when I was 20. I didn't even recognize her and when I asked her how things were going she said she had 2 kids and was pregnant with a third.
To be fair though, no girl I ever talked about it could give me any sort of logical explanation... so I just sorta chalked it up to her being nutty cuckoo loco.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 27, 2007 7:30:24 GMT -5
this thread is too easy: I've seen a female friend of mine go from being marriage material to being content with being some guys f*** buddy on the side. She actually said she was fine being the woman on the side ............................................................................................................. I had a female friend of eleven years "age 8 to 19" be the first woman to drive me to drink. ............................................................................................................. I had a female friend that I worked with hit me with this: She slept with a guy at work who was a friend of mine and I knew about it as well as two other friends of mine who knew but they didn't know the guy she slept with. We were at work board and the two other guys were trying to guess who the guy was and they guessed it was me. They kept telling her that I slept with her and she kept denying it. HERES THE WTF MOMENT....In the middle of our shift she walks up to me with the my two friends with her and says: She says-"Tell them we didn't have sex. The keep saying that you are the one I slept with and I keep telling them that we didn't". I say-"No we didn't have sex. I don't know why they keep saying we did, what the hell is going on?" She says-"It's because I told them that I would sleep with you, but we didn't, so they think that you are the guy I had sex with" I say-"Thanks for telling me that you would sleep with me (obviously she didn't or I would have hit it by then) I wish you would have told me" I've crashed at her house a couple times when my car was on the fritz, but I didn't try anything. No reason, I just didn't try. She says- *blank stare* In the end I still didn't hit it and she has a boyfriend now.... YAY . Oh well. at least I know it's on ice they day they break up. .................................................................................................................. There's this chick I work with now...you know what, nevermind. Just thinking of the things she's said to me gives me a headache. There's also the chicks I've lived with during my college loft days. I could go on for days with this foolery.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 27, 2007 7:47:12 GMT -5
All moments with girls are WTF moments
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 27, 2007 9:32:33 GMT -5
In 7th grade there was this girl named Donna who was real mean and played this prank on me where she pretended to like me. She did this to alot of people and hurt some feelings. Donna had always been the class ***** even at elementary level.
I was angry rest assured but I was better enough to let it go.
After 7th grade I never saw her again because she moved.
Fast forward to 12th grade and her name came up at the lunch table.
Someone told me that she was (shudders) dead.
I said "No way".
I went on thinking it was a rumor for years after that until I had to know the truth. So two weeks ago I went and found her obituary online. Saw what could be her with the birthdate and death. Clicked and there was her picture. I couldnt believe it.
Its WTF to me because I figured something might come around again on her but I never thought she would die.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 27, 2007 15:42:39 GMT -5
I had this whole long post typed out, but then decided that I didn't want to post it. Basically, it all boils down to this, IMO: women want to be smothered with space; they want to be treated like s*** by super-nice guys; and they LOVE to have sex, but not with you, because they "love you, but aren't in love with you." (Or maybe she is, and she's just confused. And you'll still get laid, but it'll mean two different things at the exact same time.) Oh, and cuddling is an alternative to sex, but don't fall asleep with her because your breath on her neck pisses her off.
This is the conclusion I have come to as a result of every woman I have ever dated, ever.
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Dec 27, 2007 16:40:42 GMT -5
im glad i went to waikiki beach, that faithful march morning of 2006 thats how i met my girlfriend/future wife
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