bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 29, 2007 2:14:07 GMT -5
Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation
Eric Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Kyle: The fat bitch won't let us.
Bus Driver: What did you say!?
Kyle: I said rabbits eat lettuce.
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass
Doctor: Making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is…insane.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 29, 2007 2:14:53 GMT -5
Hooray?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 29, 2007 10:09:15 GMT -5
Don't forget to bring a towel!
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 29, 2007 10:33:51 GMT -5
Aw, hamburgers...
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 29, 2007 11:55:16 GMT -5
What? i'm not allowed to defend myself? I Thought this was America! No, i'm sorry. i thought this was America.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 29, 2007 11:56:46 GMT -5
PREPARE TO BE BATDADDED!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 29, 2007 11:57:47 GMT -5
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 29, 2007 12:20:50 GMT -5
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dsriggs
Samurai Cop
PHOTOBUCKET!!!!!!!!
Posts: 2,223
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Post by dsriggs on Dec 29, 2007 12:23:24 GMT -5
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Post by bubbles on Dec 29, 2007 12:23:39 GMT -5
Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 29, 2007 12:41:37 GMT -5
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Post by bubbles on Dec 29, 2007 12:48:09 GMT -5
 "Ahtah" |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 29, 2007 13:03:51 GMT -5
AHTAH!!
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TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
Posts: 6,431
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Dec 29, 2007 13:16:49 GMT -5
What's a rim job?
Have you seen the splotches?
And of course my all time favorite..................
I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 29, 2007 13:28:20 GMT -5
Cartman: JESUS CHRIST!!!
Future Atheist: Ha ha, you believe in a fictional deity *gets shot with exploding dart* Oh...my...science... *boom*
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 29, 2007 13:41:30 GMT -5
Reporter: Thanks, Tom. I'm here at the house of little Billy Circlovich, um. Billy is in desperate need of a bone-marrow transplant, or he will most certainly die. Billy, how much more money do you need for the transplant? [puts the mic in front of Billy]
Billy: [almost whispering] Sih, six hundred dollar-. [the reporter jerks the mic away]
Reporter: LOUDER, BILLY, WE CANT HEAR YOU!
Oh and "THERE ARENT REALLY BROWNIES" from that Tourettes Episode...
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 29, 2007 13:44:05 GMT -5
Ms. Crabtree: Get on this bus right now! We're running late!
Stan: We're not going, you fat ugly bitch.
Ms. Crabtree: What did you say?
Stan: I said we're not going, you fat ugly bitch.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Okay.(drives off)
Kyle: Whoa dude!
Stan: Dude, I never thought that would actually work.
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Post by seano on Dec 29, 2007 14:37:53 GMT -5
"Yeah. I could use some God-damned poontang myself right now."
"Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble!"
"Hello, City Wok. Wanna try our City Chicken?"
"Tree. Fitty."
"Crab People! Crab People! Taste like crab, talk like people!"
"Forget about the Gelgameks?!"
"But remember...there are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 29, 2007 14:56:19 GMT -5
"This is a surprising development, considering the teacher being accused...is pretty hot, Tom. If all these accusations turn out to be true, well, then...damn."
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 29, 2007 15:01:28 GMT -5
"Ah yeah, suck my jagon!"
"Asshole-licking dickfart!"
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Your main job was to protect this man!!!!
