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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 27, 2007 17:54:59 GMT -5
I like Jessica, but she broke up with her BF because she wanted to get married and he didn't. That is a MAJOR issue when it comes to marriage.
Now she's pregnant and suddenly this is a good idea? This is about as bad as Eva Longoria and that Parker guy. I can't buy into it.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Dec 27, 2007 17:58:54 GMT -5
Can't you just let somebody be happy for once?
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 27, 2007 18:43:58 GMT -5
Eh ... It's not like I could've had a chance ... So congrats to whoever it is who planted their seed in that fertile garden ...
But you do have to watch out for those who want to get married. It can be a driving force the likes that you have never seen.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Dec 27, 2007 19:30:30 GMT -5
She has herpes.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 27, 2007 19:52:04 GMT -5
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Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Dec 27, 2007 21:53:20 GMT -5
We're registerd at the following stores...
But seriously, this comes across as a bit of a shot-gun wedding. She announces she is pregnant, and then is engaged a week later. I say she'll be back on the market within two years.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 27, 2007 22:30:21 GMT -5
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 28, 2007 22:24:02 GMT -5
Of course it's a shotgun wedding. You get your girlfriend pregnant, you put aside your own objections and you marry her. Okay, it's preferable you preempt the tabloids, but still, it's an honorable solution nonetheless.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Dec 28, 2007 23:30:14 GMT -5
I'm crying too. No more Mrs. Nice Ass on the market  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 29, 2007 12:25:45 GMT -5
Poor guy is marrying a block of wood.
And having a half-wood baby!
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 29, 2007 16:24:44 GMT -5
Eh ... It's not like I could've had a chance ... So congrats to whoever it is who planted their seed in that fertile garden ... But you do have to watch out for those who want to get married. It can be a driving force the likes that you have never seen. Indeed. I've never understood the whole "I want to get married!" thing; not that marriage is bad or anything, but I'd MUCH rather be single than marry someone I'm not 100% sure about. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 29, 2007 17:02:29 GMT -5
Herpes, pregnant, and soon to be married?
Alba's achieved the turn-off trifecta.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 29, 2007 17:03:52 GMT -5
Poor guy is marrying a block of wood. And having a half-wood baby! SPEAKing of wood .... I have something in my pocket for her. She'd almost be worth the infection. Almost. |
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 29, 2007 19:18:05 GMT -5
Wait.
When did Jessica Alba get herpes?
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 29, 2007 20:02:03 GMT -5
Wait. When did Jessica Alba get herpes? I heard from Derek Jeter, I could be wrong though. |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 29, 2007 20:13:09 GMT -5
Wait. When did Jessica Alba get herpes? I heard from Derek Jeter, I could be wrong though. I thought he dated Jessica Biel. So if he gets Jessica Simpson, he can corner the Jessica market. |
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 29, 2007 22:31:03 GMT -5
I heard from Derek Jeter, I could be wrong though. I thought he dated Jessica Biel. So if he gets Jessica Simpson, he can corner the Jessica market. Hey, does anyone else remember back in two thousand five when you could get a Sue Storm and Daisy Duke Wall poster? If only Biel could make a movie that doesn't suck, it would have been a great summer. |
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