The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 31, 2007 14:54:48 GMT -5
Mom told me when I was real young, "Don't eat any fish that has bones in it". HEH? And when I broke my arm, the novice doctor said "You shouldn't ever lift weights again". reminds me of my sister when we were little kids. "If you break a bone, it won't move" , so if I fell down and hurt my arm, she'd come over and move my elbow and say "Oh, well at least its not broken". And she was serious. Keep in mind we were 5 and 7 though.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 31, 2007 15:05:23 GMT -5
Dude, you should eat that. I'll give you a dollar... no, TWO dollars!
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 31, 2007 15:24:01 GMT -5
Bad advice? How about " Click here for the latest Metal Gear Solid 4 Trailer." If you don't see where this is going, get out!
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Post by big nasty on Dec 31, 2007 16:44:58 GMT -5
"just be yourself.."
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
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Post by Abadebe on Dec 31, 2007 16:52:54 GMT -5
Honesty is the best policy.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 31, 2007 19:03:34 GMT -5
'Plenty more fish in the sea' isn't advice.
But I'll let it slide because whoever made it up deserves to be part of a Monty Python re-enactment that's surprisingly relevant to his platitude.
As for me, 'kick him in the balls,' 'screw her anyway' and 'no really, I don't mind, you tell them if you like' have all been catastrophically bad pieces of advice.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 31, 2007 19:12:20 GMT -5
'Plenty more fish in the sea' isn't advice. But I'll let it slide because whoever made it up deserves to be part of a Monty Python re-enactment that's surprisingly relevant to his platitude. As for me, 'kick him in the balls,' 'screw her anyway' and 'no really, I don't mind, you tell them if you like' have all been catastrophically bad pieces of advice. eh, plenty of fish in the sea is just kinda a shortened version. It really means, "keep looking, as there are plenty more fish in the sea", which is indeed advice. Poor advice, but advice none the less.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Dec 31, 2007 19:36:07 GMT -5
"Just stick it in."
My buddy's advice when I first tried to get a girl to take it in the pooper. That didn't end well.
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Johnny
King Koopa
Now with 100% more custom title.
Vern enjoys Johnny's 3 Humanoid Awards.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 31, 2007 19:36:36 GMT -5
"Just stick it in." My buddy's advice when I first tried to get a girl to take it in the pooper. That didn't end well. Go on................
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Dec 31, 2007 19:41:13 GMT -5
"Just stick it in." My buddy's advice when I first tried to get a girl to take it in the pooper. That didn't end well. Go on................ I'll just say she had an accident.
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Post by tankmcquade on Dec 31, 2007 20:20:10 GMT -5
Dad: "Dont worry, you have insurance.....you are covered, they won't send you a hospital bill"
.....and I'm still paying it off
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 31, 2007 21:13:46 GMT -5
I'll just say she had an accident. I just laughed out loud. Here's me thinking you just had some friction trouble, but no. You are now my hero. ...sort of.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Dec 31, 2007 21:17:47 GMT -5
The worst advice I've ever recieved? "Be yourself". "Don't tell lies". "If you ever get your hand stuck in a bear trap, just hank it really hard"
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 31, 2007 21:33:31 GMT -5
when I first started wrestling, one of the trainers told me don't go to mexico for juice just find someone in america or go to canada
we all wrote it off as a joke though
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 31, 2007 21:35:53 GMT -5
Who aer those girls in your sig? Because I'd nail like, all of them.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Dec 31, 2007 22:03:01 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Dec 31, 2007 22:48:01 GMT -5
"Sex is better when it's that time of the month"
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