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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 29, 2007 1:17:00 GMT -5
AND ENOUGH OF THIS OLD WINE, BRING US SOMETHING NEW!!!
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 29, 2007 1:47:46 GMT -5
Mexican cat juggling!
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Dec 29, 2007 1:58:11 GMT -5
"HONEY, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DRINKING?!"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 29, 2007 8:17:02 GMT -5
STOP IT! STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! How much do you want?
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Post by acressl on Dec 29, 2007 9:15:47 GMT -5
HE HATES THESE CANS! takes it for me. Random average bastard. Naven R. Johnson.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 29, 2007 9:27:03 GMT -5
This ranks right up there with Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacation, and Stripes as the great comedy films I grew up watching.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 29, 2007 11:37:51 GMT -5
I have always wanted to try Pizza In A Cup.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 29, 2007 12:16:27 GMT -5
I love this bit of line from the movie-
Navin: "Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we outta get out of here before she sees us." Marie: "She?" Navin: "What?" Marie: "She." Navin: "No, no, I always call a gang "she". It's like when you call a boat "she" or a hurricane "she"." Marie: "Or a girl?" Navin: "A girl. You can call a girl she. That's just one of the many things you can call a she."
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 29, 2007 18:45:36 GMT -5
I remember reading about a year ago, that they were going to do a remake of "The Jerk" with Dane f***ing Cook. Thank you to whatever Diety prevented this from happening.
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Dec 29, 2007 18:57:46 GMT -5
never liked the movie. Saw it a few times. Just never got Steve Martin's humor.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 29, 2007 19:03:22 GMT -5
never liked the movie. Saw it a few times. Just never got Steve Martin's humor. Just kiddin'
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Post by Brother Ike: Thread Killer on Dec 29, 2007 22:31:10 GMT -5
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. [picks up an ashtray] Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 30, 2007 0:17:32 GMT -5
My favorite part of the film is when he figures out how to snap on beats 1 & 3. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 30, 2007 0:19:19 GMT -5
My absolute favorite line:
"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 30, 2007 0:20:11 GMT -5
"I've bet more people have seen that than the phonebook".
That's my favorite line.
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AFN: Judge Shred
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 30, 2007 0:20:35 GMT -5
I love the scene with "you sir happen to be talking to an n word"
That gets me every time.
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 30, 2007 0:23:48 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to watch that movie now after I get done with the Raw XV DVD
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Post by Dick Foley on Dec 30, 2007 4:27:49 GMT -5
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But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 30, 2007 10:58:00 GMT -5
I remember reading about a year ago, that they were going to do a remake of "The Jerk" with Dane smurfing Cook. Thank you to whatever Diety prevented this from happening. Maybe so, but they did make a horrible made for tv sequel to it called The Jerk, too. Pray that you never, ever see it. The original movie is a comedy classic and shouldn't ever be remade. But with Hollywood being like it is, I wouldn't doubt it. And they'd probably make wholesale changes to it so that they don't offend anyone ...
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 30, 2007 11:09:40 GMT -5
I remember reading about a year ago, that they were going to do a remake of "The Jerk" with Dane smurfing Cook. Thank you to whatever Diety prevented this from happening. Maybe so, but they did make a horrible made for tv sequel to it called The Jerk, too. Pray that you never, ever see it. The original movie is a comedy classic and shouldn't ever be remade. But with Hollywood being like it is, I wouldn't doubt it. And they'd probably make wholesale changes to it so that they don't offend anyone ... I've heard about "The Jerk, Too" but have never, and more importantly WILL never see it. And just the thought of the greatness of "The Jerk" being sullied by a remake makes me a sad Schlapowitz.
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