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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 13, 2007 23:01:47 GMT -5
id like to see Kennedy as a cop that doesnt play by the rules, lol. and perhaps King Booker doing a film version of Hamlet,lol
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 13, 2007 23:07:57 GMT -5
The Marine 2.
And this time, it's personal!
If tna ever started a film division I'd cast Kevin Nash and Alex Shelley in a buddy cop movie: one's the earnest rookie cop, one's a wise, but lazy veteran, together they take on a crazed bomber from Madagascar holding Orlando hostage!
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Post by A on Jan 13, 2007 23:09:46 GMT -5
If tna ever started a film division I'd cast Kevin Nash and Alex Shelley in a buddy cop movie: one's the earnest rookie cop, one's a wise, but lazy veteran, together they take on a crazed bomber from Madagascar holding Orlando hostage! Best. Movie. Ever.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 13, 2007 23:20:33 GMT -5
bum bum chik chik bum bum chik chik
Narrator: In the city, you must fight to survive. He sold tortillas on the corner, and the mob wanted in.
Nunzio: I don';t know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas...dead!
He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back.
The Great Khali.
Khali: Rahgh blra hrug trun tortillas un argh in tumatia! Yurg art to gram herg!
Announcer: With music soundtrack by WWE Champion John Cena
Cena: Selling the tortillas, ducking the drive-bys saying nothign intelligable as all the bullets fly Chain Gang cheer, his time is now They gonna get you........
Announcer: They didn't know who he was.
Melina: Mijito! Who are those men who came here? What do they want?
Khali: Grah brah draj un get un herg! yourg ort tur gung or tur her, they're turny tur UNDERTAKER ur tortillas!
*Gunshot*
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom....
Narrator: One man. One solution. The Great Khali, this summer is....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Little Tortilla Boy.
;D
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 13, 2007 23:21:45 GMT -5
LOL!!! Kahli is the new Arnold, baby! ;D
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 13, 2007 23:23:24 GMT -5
This Summer, from WWE Films, a story touching tale of love and drama, starring Eugene and Tatanka: Tard and Feathered.
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 13, 2007 23:25:31 GMT -5
Genre: Stoner Comedy. Rated R
Plot: When a loophole is found in the laws of a small town that allows citizens to possess marijuana, stoners flee to the city as a new haven. Now the crazy potheads must deal with the confused mayor, the crazy chief of police, and other unique natives.
Starring: Kane as Police Chief Mal Lise
Rob Conway as Mayor McJob. The Mayor who only wins because no one else runs.
CM Punk as Carpenter Steve. He wanders around in shock at the happenings while screaming about ill-built shelves, "This edge isn't straight!".
Snitsky as Jackson Knox, Stoner who trips about baby's with large feet.
Mike Knox as Gene "Mac" McCallister, the villian with a heart of mold.
David Arquette as The Guy Chief Mal Lise repeatally chokeslams.
Including cameos by: Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin as the World's Greatest Stoners. Haas will repeatally run into things while on screen and proclaim, "That is why it is called tripping."
RVD as Stoner Pulled Over on the Way to the Town. His line: "Not again!"
Vince McMahon as the Wise Old Hippy. Midway through the movie he is replaced by generic wise old hippy Tommy Chong and no one notices.
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I am sorry.
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 13, 2007 23:28:01 GMT -5
remake rocky IV with Cena and Koslov
Koslov: I must brake you
Cena: I see three of him out there. arn anderson: Hit the one in the middle.
Koslov:He is not human, he is a piece of iron
Then John stops the cold war. Hooray.
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Jan 13, 2007 23:31:26 GMT -5
something that shows what the real behind the scenes business of professional wrestling is
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 13, 2007 23:44:59 GMT -5
Tommy: The WWE Version.
Starring: Edge as Tommy
Triple H as Mr. Walker (Tommy's dad)
Mickie James as Mrs. Walker (Tommy's mom)
Shawn Michaels as The Gawker
Victoria as The Acid Queen
CM Punk as Local Lad(Pinball Wizard)
Mr. Kennedy as Cousin Kevin
Finlay as Uncle Ernie
Maria as Sally Simpson
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Post by Nuke is Good on Jan 14, 2007 0:12:00 GMT -5
Funaki: The True Underdog Story
Funaki wants to win the WWE title so he starts to train Rocky style. He quits in #1 announcing job in order to be an active competetitor. He wins the US title with the help of his new manager Mr. Fuji. And in the end he faces Batista with unknown results.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 14, 2007 0:24:24 GMT -5
GTA:Vice City...WWE Style
John Cena as Tommy Vercetti Shelton Benjamin as Lance Vance Armando Alejandro Estrada as Ricardo Diaz Brian Kendrick as Ken Rosenberg Shane McMahon as Sonny Forelli JBL as Avery Undertaker as Big Mitch Baker
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 14, 2007 0:30:25 GMT -5
see my sig
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 14, 2007 6:44:33 GMT -5
This is what I put in the thread about this in October:
Planet of the DX- Vince McMahon, the worlds most beloved Trillionaire builds his own Space ship, by himself. He goes off into space with the product of his semen and lands upon a strange twisted planet where instead of him ruling DX, DX rules the world. Ends with the famous line:
"YOU MANIACS! I DON'T LIKE roosters! THAT DAMN DX! DAMN THEM ALL THE WAY TO THEIR OWN PERSONAL HELL!!!!!!!!!!"
Soilent Glass Cieling- Chris Jericho is a young up and coming wrestler who notices that many of his friends careers are going down the drain. He begins a search to discover what and stumbles upon an awful truth. Ends with the famous line:
"SOILENT GLASS CIELING IS MADE OF EGO!"
Now I would wish to add:
Fight Club: The WWE Edit. Jean-Paul Levesque is a poor and feeble frenchman until he meets Hunter Hearst Helmsey on a plane ride home. When his apartment explodes he is forced to live with Triple H as he is known. As they get to know each other they form a "Fight Club" where Triple H beats the piss out of everyone. Includes such memorable lines as:
Triple H: Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem. Ron Simmons: DAMN!
Triple H: Did you know-uh if you mixed equal parts of gasoline-uh and frozen orange juice concentrate-uh you can make napalm-uh? Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true? Kurt Angle: IT'S TRUE! IT'S DAMN TRUE!
Ric Flair: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. WOOOOOO!
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jan 14, 2007 6:51:23 GMT -5
bum bum chik chik bum bum chik chikNarrator: In the city, you must fight to survive. He sold tortillas on the corner, and the mob wanted in. Nunzio: I don';t know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas...dead! He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. The Great Khali. Khali: Rahgh blra hrug trun tortillas un argh in tumatia! Yurg art to gram herg! Announcer: With music soundtrack by WWE Champion John Cena Cena: Selling the tortillas, ducking the drive-bys saying nothign intelligable as all the bullets fly Chain Gang cheer, his time is now They gonna get you........ Announcer: They didn't know who he was. Melina: Mijito! Who are those men who came here? What do they want? Khali: Grah brah draj un get un herg! yourg ort tur gung or tur her, they're turny tur UNDERTAKER ur tortillas! *Gunshot* boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom....Narrator: One man. One solution. The Great Khali, this summer is.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Little Tortilla Boy. ;D That's great, Pablo Francisco is the man. Anyway my film would be a remake of B.F.G, starring The Great Khali obviously.
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Post by viscera on Jan 14, 2007 7:00:37 GMT -5
It's fun galore when Mark Henry, Test, and Mike Knox get a new visitor... in Three Hosses and a Little Bastard!
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Post by Paul Servo on Jan 14, 2007 8:33:51 GMT -5
I thought I remember reading somewhere that before he left, Angle was due to star in a romantic comedy. I'd still like to see them do a formulatic romatic comedy because it's something that you wouldn't expect.
Actually, I'm thinking remake BETTER OFF DEAD with RVD in the lead
Other non fluff ideas A sci-fi alien invasion sort of thing with Londrick as the Earth's only hope Mick Foley and Terry Funk as two old stunt men who decide to rob a bank
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 14, 2007 8:51:18 GMT -5
Take the script for that crappy movie, "Employee of the Month", replace Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson with RVD and Sabu, and give Vince McMahon a "twist" cameo at the end where he says "YOURRRRRR"EEEEEEEE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRED" to both.
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Rocky Angle
Unicron
Robo-Vampire- best movie ever.
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Post by Rocky Angle on Jan 14, 2007 8:55:28 GMT -5
Mick Foley and Terry Funk as two old stunt men who decide to rob a bank Oh god yes. And to anyone that suggested a buddy cop movie, I agree. Really terrible buddy cop movies are always hilarious. How about a remake of Red heat with Daivari as an Iranian cop, and Ken Kennedy as the American cop he's forced to work with?
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 14, 2007 9:30:17 GMT -5
I wanna see a good WWE comedy,like a Cannonball Run type flick-nothing serious or anything,and it should have a wrestler or wrestlers that you wouldn't expect-like the Untertaker
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