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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 24, 2007 22:43:57 GMT -5
my mom called and i had to mute the tv. what was his secret?
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Post by MGH on Jan 24, 2007 22:48:34 GMT -5
Shot his dad 3 times in the back.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 24, 2007 22:52:52 GMT -5
Shot his dad 3 times in the back. When he what he did, he gave his mom 4.  |
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 24, 2007 22:55:08 GMT -5
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 24, 2007 22:57:50 GMT -5
His father went into a coma and survived, btw.
I'm remembering some dirt sheets a few months back reporting that the idea of Jake Roberts being Abyss' father had been pitched about. hmmmmmmmm
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 24, 2007 23:01:22 GMT -5
my mom called and i had to mute the tv. what was his secret? |
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 24, 2007 23:10:21 GMT -5
LOL! of course, its all makes sense now!!!
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jan 25, 2007 3:10:10 GMT -5
The way they phrased it though ("Abyss put three bullets into his father's back"), you'd get the impression he physically put em in there (like no gun or nothing), which I find morbidly funny for some reason.
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Post by 8-BitAssassin on Jan 25, 2007 3:16:00 GMT -5
The way they phrased it though ("Abyss put three bullets into his father's back"), you'd get the impression he physically put em in there (like no gun or nothing), which I find morbidly funny for some reason. I could see him using a hammer or something sick like that. Or delicately making an incision with a scalpel, inserting the bullets, and carefully sewing it back up. Swerve! |
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jan 25, 2007 9:29:12 GMT -5
His father went into a coma and survived, btw. I'm remembering some dirt sheets a few months back reporting that the idea of Jake Roberts being Abyss' father had been pitched about. hmmmmmmmm If they would of used that Angle then Abyss would of had a valid excuse to be wearing that mask. Can you imagine if Jake Roberts was your dad? Good lord. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 25, 2007 13:18:37 GMT -5
His father went into a coma and survived, btw. I'm remembering some dirt sheets a few months back reporting that the idea of Jake Roberts being Abyss' father had been pitched about. hmmmmmmmm If they would of used that Angle then Abyss would of had a valid excuse to be wearing that mask. Can you imagine if Jake Roberts was your dad? Good lord. I actually took time in the back of my head when Sting announced that to see if there was anytime in his career where Jake was shot in the back and in a coma. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 25, 2007 13:19:36 GMT -5
Well, ten years ago, Jake doing his "born again" gimmick, so maybe it won't be Jake.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jan 25, 2007 13:32:02 GMT -5
The way they phrased it though ("Abyss put three bullets into his father's back"), you'd get the impression he physically put em in there (like no gun or nothing), which I find morbidly funny for some reason. I could see him using a hammer or something sick like that. Or delicately making an incision with a scalpel, inserting the bullets, and carefully sewing it back up. Swerve! Hilarious. Perhaps there's more to it. Maybe Jamie Lee Curtis will be revealed to be his sister. |
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 25, 2007 13:37:20 GMT -5
The secret was not as bad as I hoped, but I thought it could have been more imagnative.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 25, 2007 13:49:34 GMT -5
I figured Abyss's secret would have been that he ate a baby.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 25, 2007 13:50:34 GMT -5
The way they phrased it though ("Abyss put three bullets into his father's back"), you'd get the impression he physically put em in there (like no gun or nothing), which I find morbidly funny for some reason. Hmm, I wonder if they intentionally left out the word "gun" from the story. Kinda like 10 years ago when Pillman fired his gun at Austin during that skit, the announcers made a point to never say "gunshots". They were like "we heard some explosions! we are unsure if Austin is OK!" |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 25, 2007 14:34:09 GMT -5
The way they phrased it though ("Abyss put three bullets into his father's back"), you'd get the impression he physically put em in there (like no gun or nothing), which I find morbidly funny for some reason. Hmm, I wonder if they intentionally left out the word "gun" from the story. Kinda like 10 years ago when Pillman fired his gun at Austin during that skit, the announcers made a point to never say "gunshots". They were like "we heard some explosions! we are unsure if Austin is OK!" I got an image that he actually threw the bullets at him so hard, they lodged in his back. |
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 25, 2007 14:45:38 GMT -5
No, Abyss put the bullets in his mouth and then spat them into his dad's back real fast
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 25, 2007 15:00:59 GMT -5
No, Abyss put the bullets in his mouth and then spat them into his dad's back real fast abyss could be an ugly james bond. |
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jan 25, 2007 15:26:15 GMT -5
Maybe he slammed him on the bullets, much like he slams people on thumbtacks?
When I first saw Abyss with the Hannibal-esque mask ,I thuoght he'd have some real evil monster- kind of story. when the 'secret' angle began, I expected the secret to be something like he murdered x amount of people, or something really heinously sick and twisted. Now I know it's this, I'm disappointed. Big letdown, really, unless they do bring Jake in as Abyss's father. And Jake did have a wrist injury where he was out 2 years, so they could have it kayfabed as being Abyss's gunshots that caused the 2 year setback. And although it'd mean Abyss either shot Jake as a toddler, or Jake had a son at age 12, it'd be a neat twist, a decent explanation and a way to add something to this storyline. Also, although Jake's a reformed Christian, I imagine he'd have no problem doing such an angle for the right money.
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