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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:16:51 GMT -5
I do like the chicanery, but I prefer his nincompoopery. Nincompoopery?! Come on, this is Larry Sweeney we're talking about here! That man has never thought about dreaming about cheating in his life! Unless he's at a spot show, because we all know what happens at spot shows. ;D
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:19:25 GMT -5
Nincompoopery?! Come on, this is Larry Sweeney we're talking about here! That man has never thought about dreaming about cheating in his life! Unless he's at a spot show, because we all know what happens at spot shows. ;D The champ NEVER LOSES! DAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:20:29 GMT -5
Unless he's at a spot show, because we all know what happens at spot shows. ;D The champ NEVER LOSES! DAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn straight. I've gotta get me some of those feather boas, now that I think about it.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:22:24 GMT -5
I haven't bought a wrestling t-shirt since I was twelve, but I'm seriously considering a Sweet n' Sour one.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:24:53 GMT -5
I haven't bought a wrestling t-shirt since I was twelve, but I'm seriously considering a Sweet n' Sour one. Same here. I wonder if highspots.com sells replica ICWICWA Texarkana Television title belts? Because I'd buy ten.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:27:20 GMT -5
I haven't bought a wrestling t-shirt since I was twelve, but I'm seriously considering a Sweet n' Sour one. Same here. I wonder if highspots.com sells replica ICWICWA Texarkana Television title belts? Because I'd buy ten. You know what makes me sad? I think that a friend of mine (Danny Duggan) wrestled at an indy show here a few months that I missed. And I'm ALMOST sure that it had Sweeney, Chris Sabin, Milantino Collection and DELIRIOUS. This was before I even knew what CHIKARA was, naturally. Where's Quack's time machine?!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:30:41 GMT -5
Same here. I wonder if highspots.com sells replica ICWICWA Texarkana Television title belts? Because I'd buy ten. You know what makes me sad? I think that a friend of mine (Danny Duggan) wrestled at an indy show here a few months that I missed. And I'm ALMOST sure that it had Sweeney, Chris Sabin, Milantino Collection and DELIRIOUS. This was before I even knew what CHIKARA was, naturally. Where's Quack's time machine?! I've gotta assume it's somewhere in the ECW arena, possibly guarded by Dragon Dragon, so take Lance Steel along. He's aces at slaying dragons.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:32:04 GMT -5
You know what makes me sad? I think that a friend of mine (Danny Duggan) wrestled at an indy show here a few months that I missed. And I'm ALMOST sure that it had Sweeney, Chris Sabin, Milantino Collection and DELIRIOUS. This was before I even knew what CHIKARA was, naturally. Where's Quack's time machine?! I've gotta assume it's somewhere in the ECW arena, possibly guarded by Dragon Dragon, so take Lance Steel along. He's aces at slaying dragons. Which Lance Steel? Lance Steel or Lance Steel?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:34:48 GMT -5
I've gotta assume it's somewhere in the ECW arena, possibly guarded by Dragon Dragon, so take Lance Steel along. He's aces at slaying dragons. Which Lance Steel? Lance Steel or Lance Steel?Good question. I don't think you wanna take Lance Steel with you, because he'd just take Dragon Dragon to the mall to play DDR.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:35:48 GMT -5
Which Lance Steel? Lance Steel or Lance Steel?Good question. I don't think you wanna take Lance Steel with you, because he'd just take Dragon Dragon to the mall to play DDR. I think I'll just take that other guy. You know, the guy from CHIKARA. With the funny name. He wears a mask?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 27, 2007 1:36:37 GMT -5
Which Lance Steel? Lance Steel or Lance Steel?Good question. I don't think you wanna take Lance Steel with you, because he'd just take Dragon Dragon to the mall to play DDR. But wouldn't you need the time machine to get Lance Steel back to this time? or was Lance Steel the one banished back to the past?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:37:50 GMT -5
Good question. I don't think you wanna take Lance Steel with you, because he'd just take Dragon Dragon to the mall to play DDR. But wouldn't you need the time machine to get Lance Steel back to this time? or was Lance Steel the one banished back to the past? Where's that head explodey GIF when I need it?
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Post by JMA on Jan 27, 2007 1:39:16 GMT -5
One of the cool things about Sweeney is that his character can work in any type of promotion: comedy, hardcore, pure wrestling, sports-entertainment, ect.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:41:31 GMT -5
One of the cool things about Sweeney is that his character can work in any type of promotion: comedy, hardcore, pure wrestling, sports-entertainment, ect. Yeah, I'm convinced that the only reason WWE hasn't signed him yet is because he's a little on the short side.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:44:51 GMT -5
One of the cool things about Sweeney is that his character can work in any type of promotion: comedy, hardcore, pure wrestling, sports-entertainment, ect. Yeah, I'm convinced that the only reason WWE hasn't signed him yet is because he's a little on the short side. Then why the hell haven't they signed Colt Cabana, yet?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:46:33 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm convinced that the only reason WWE hasn't signed him yet is because he's a little on the short side. Then why the hell haven't they signed Colt Cabana, yet? Because Vince hates the internet.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 27, 2007 1:48:08 GMT -5
Then why the hell haven't they signed Colt Cabana, yet? Because Vince hates the internet. Vince doesn't know the Internet exists ;D
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 27, 2007 1:49:04 GMT -5
Because Vince hates the internet. Vince doesn't know the Internet exists ;D This wouldn't shock me in the least, honestly.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 27, 2007 1:51:01 GMT -5
Then why the hell haven't they signed Colt Cabana, yet? Because Vince hates the internet. He also hates entertaining television too, apparently, because Colt Cabana is a man that I would pay money to see in WWE. I can't name another man employed by that company who holds that distinction. I'm convinced that he doesn't bring these guys in because they'd make his own wrestlers look like complete jobbers in comparison. Take a standard Colt Cabana or Larry Sweeney promo and put it next to John Cena making a string of hi-larious gay jokes.
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Post by JMA on Jan 27, 2007 1:51:06 GMT -5
If I was a booker, I'd have Sweeney be the ultimate chickens*** heel. I'd have him flee from his oppoent for the first five minutes of a match (with NO contact at all), have him do no high-spots at all, take few bumps, stall when the match is getting good, and constantly do poses when his opponent is down. That would get a wrestler real heat in the indies.
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