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Post by Brother Ike: Thread Killer on Jan 22, 2007 16:16:20 GMT -5
Stop the Presses! I think I got it! Abyss was the Midnight Rider! The resemblance is uncanny.
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Post by BHB on Jan 22, 2007 16:19:58 GMT -5
wouldnt it be great if abyss's secret was something really stupid like, he was getting the morning paper one day just after hed taken a shower, and the door swung shut and locked him out of his house, and then his towel blew away, and he was arrested for indecent exposure. Book it.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Jan 22, 2007 16:38:43 GMT -5
I'm gonna guess nobody in this thread reads the spoilers, right?
Just checking. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave this thread alone before I get flamed.
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jan 22, 2007 16:48:31 GMT -5
Abyss is actually Gary Coleman after extensive plastic surgery.
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 22, 2007 16:53:39 GMT -5
Abyss was the man who ran over Stone Cold not Rikishi.
And He did it for the Rock.
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Post by Square on Jan 22, 2007 17:01:11 GMT -5
Abyss is actully Damien Hussain, Saddams love child with The Queen of Sweeden. And he was the man who killed JFK!
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Post by MOH [Still ''Le Sighing''] on Jan 22, 2007 17:03:50 GMT -5
He was the reason the iMPACT zone caught fire.
Le Sigh
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jan 22, 2007 17:33:02 GMT -5
Abyss was the one who broke the news to Eric Young that layoffs were coming.
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jan 22, 2007 17:54:28 GMT -5
Abyss was the one who caused Lita to miscarry..... it really wasn't Snitsky's fault!!!!
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 22, 2007 17:55:37 GMT -5
Abyss ran down Austin and did it for Da Rock
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 22, 2007 17:59:24 GMT -5
Jackie had something on him with Jarrett, D'Amore, Team Canada, Zbysko, and Raven. Just as she was about to expose it, Mitchell sent him to screw her, which Alex Shelley filmed, and was about to show to the world.
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Sajoa Moe
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A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 22, 2007 18:58:45 GMT -5
Credit: Rajah.com As we all know Mick Foley was fired by Mr. Mcmahon and Melina on RAW last year. This was actually a shoot as Foley was fired FOR REALZ. Look for Foley to join TNA in the coming weeks as a Fake Abyss (As we all know his character of Mankind was also just an Abyss ripoff) to reveal a terrible secret about Abyss and taunt him about what went down on "March 19th". Fabyss?
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Post by doctorhillbilly on Jan 22, 2007 19:28:09 GMT -5
Abyss's Secret?
Loves show tunes.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 22, 2007 19:36:12 GMT -5
Abyss' Secret: He's an accomplished Broadway actor, and is currently the lead in The Producers.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Jan 22, 2007 19:39:33 GMT -5
ABYSS STOLE EDDIE GUERRERO'S WALLET!
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Post by Bullhead on Jan 22, 2007 19:39:55 GMT -5
He's an Orton mark.
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Post by Garee on Jan 22, 2007 19:40:42 GMT -5
He started the fire that killed Taker's parents, and drove the car that hit Stone Cold
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Post by Nuke is Good on Jan 22, 2007 19:47:08 GMT -5
He started the fire that killed Taker's parents, and drove the car that hit Stone Cold He did it for The Rock.
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Jan 22, 2007 20:40:50 GMT -5
Abyss was the 3rd man at Bash at the Beach '96, but got distracted backstage and Hogan walked out instead. That is quite hilarious, sir. Quite Hilarious.
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 22, 2007 20:42:41 GMT -5
Abyss' Secret.
Underwear for the Curvaceous Monster.
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