Ultimate Warrior's $500 DOLLS: The 2nd Attempt.

[Skeleton Crew]

THAT"S NOT ALL!

ALL Buyers will receive THREE autographed 8x10's!!!


"One 8x10 of Warrior holding the two figures actually purchased."
What A perk
"One 8x10 action shot of Ultimate Warrior wearing the famous Wrestlemania 12 custom duster."
I would settle for a action shot of him wrestling Goldust.

"One 8x10 of the Official images sent to Warrior from JAKKS to have him sign off on the final design just before production!!"

What a bargin!

[dennisisevil]

realfakerazor said:

Why exactly is he doing this? Who the hell is going to blow $500 bucks on a crappy piece of plastic?
According to Warrior, not doing so is a "mockery of capitalism".
I call it by its traditional name "sanity".
Warrior should go move to Guyana and start his own "Warrior religion".

This is comedy gold. Why doesn't he just say "Buy my Action Figures or The terrorists win!".

[MiLB Fan]

I wonder how much my Talking Ultimate Warrior doll would fetch. Or my Ultimate Warrior Wrestling Buddy.

So I decided to peruse Warrior's site to see if he's posted anything new. We've known for years that the guy's off in his own little world, but this passage made me shake my head and think, "Wow, this is just...nuts!" In this passage he talks about his pet bull. Yes, Warrior apparently has a pet bull.

Babe the pig thought he was a dog; that was nothing. My bull thinks he’s a God. I believe Him. My concern is that [people] come around here burning incense and worshipping him. That would be bad. He’d get too big of a head. Right now I can control him only because I’m his alpha-leader and He believes, the truth of the matter, that I’m a Higher evolved God. My girls call him, “Bully.” My Rancher neighbors call him: “Warrior’s damn Mountain Bull Son-of-a-B****ing Goddamn Monster thing.” Hey, what can I tell you — they all love me and my bull — and my bulls***. They are just jealous they don’t have a Zeus.

Yeah, he named his bull "Zeus."

[Ultimate Reality]

^^^Now THAT is comedy gold. I'll have to update my sig to put that Warrior Wisdom in it. Holy waxing crap.

Here's Zeus!!!

[Nuke is Good]

Warrior uses the testerone from Zeus for his own steroid cocktails.

[Corporate H]

They're not dolls.

[Ultimate Reality]

Warrior Responds to the tough questions (including mine about the Hogan toys) ;D ;D

Question & Answer

Q: Do you have any Bret the Hitman Hart figures or is it just the dingo warrior?
Jan-20-07

A: It's funny, but so very appropriate, the Bret Hart figure bows in the presence of an Ultimate Warrior one and calls Him, "Excellence." Seems that the Excellence of Execution Bret used was really all along a tribute to my Excellence in all ways. Thanks for the amusement.


Q: Do you have Hulk Hogan toys too?
Jan-20-07

A: Of course, who else is better to carry Mr. Ultimate Warrior's gear bag and wash His dirty underwear. Thanks for the amusement.


Q: Mr. Warrior, nobody ever threw a closeline like you and nobody ever will. Regarding your ebay auction: Would you consider these litte-dolls or silly-toys? I'm just asking because I have both a neice and a nephew and wasn't sure which child these ugly things would be better suited for.
Jan-20-07

A: I know it will be hard with your triple ADD, but try and concentrate on beautiful things. Like one of those most awesome clotheslines decapitating you. Thanks for the amusement.


Q: so your saying that after i buy this it will be worth the same price if not more forever
Jan-20-07

A: little bobo wee-wee, since you got left behind in English, let me put it in words you can understand. You can use this figure as collateral to buy that trailer you've been dreaming about putting in that trailer park down next to the local dump. Thanks for the amusement.


Q: Hi Warrior would u ship to the uk ? and also is it true there is talks about you been in the hall of fame? Tom Many thanks
Jan-20-07

A: Yes, figures ship internationally, as others have many times before in previous auctions. Have there been talks about HOF? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...boy, that was a good one. No ab work today.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Zeus is actually a good name for the bull I think. Five hundred bucks is still too much for a doll.

[BigBadZ]

What would that phone call be like??

[salTy]

What a prick he is.

[Bhester]

Thanks for the amusement.

[Dolph Zalgo]

LOL! What a giant douchebag this Jim Warrioooor is.

He is selling an action shot from Wrestlemania 12? Was there any action?

Well, selling never was one of Mr.Warrior's strengths so I believe all he will get from this overpriced piece of crap is "amusement" from fellow ebayers' (=terrorist communist queers) questions...

[01 Mark!]

I hope half if not most of these over priced pieces of dung end up in the trash

[HRH The KING]

There's something inherantly amusing about a man who claims to be on par in terms of beliefs with the founding fathers of the United States, selling action figures online

[viscera]

bigbadz said:

What would that phone call be like??

He'd probably try to convert you to the way of the warrior... and when you hung up, he'd go all telemarketer and call you almost every day after, trying to change your mind.

[AriadosMan]

6 days to delist and still no sale...wonder what kind of a message he posts this time if nobody buys the action figures (again)?