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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 31, 2007 11:45:59 GMT -5
Because her name's Kelly Kelly, and she's an exhibitionist. Also Kenny is 20 years old And one time Brian Knobbs lacerated Finlay's knee at a WCW house show when he threw him through a table. Also, did you know that Matt Striker is a disgraced former New York school teacher? |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 31, 2007 11:46:41 GMT -5
Randy Orton needs to poop in someone's purse. If Orton crapped in her bag, he'd become an internet hero. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 31, 2007 11:46:42 GMT -5
I heard somewhere that CM Punk is straight-edge.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 31, 2007 11:49:13 GMT -5
I heard somewhere that CM Punk is straight-edge. Surely you jest! Have you heard anything about the size of Big Show's extremities? |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 31, 2007 11:55:17 GMT -5
I heard somewhere that CM Punk is straight-edge. Surely you jest! Have you heard anything about the size of Big Show's extremities? You mean that birth defect he has where one of his hands came out as a frying pan and the other a canned ham? |
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 31, 2007 11:59:25 GMT -5
Also Kenny is 20 years old And one time Brian Knobbs lacerated Finlay's knee at a WCW house show when he threw him through a table. Also, did you know that Matt Striker is a disgraced former New York school teacher? I heard that Monty Brown may or may not be backstage. |
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Post by Mr. Backlund on Jan 31, 2007 12:00:33 GMT -5
The more I see her dance routine, I see why the gave her the name Kelly Kelly. It's kind of the same reason Tony Danza's characters are always named Tony. Both are likely not bright enough to remember to respond to anything else.
But seriously, does no one in WWE notice they the C-Squad Nitro Girls can't even dance together and in sync? Its like watching a train wreck whenever she's in the ring, I just get that feeling of being extremely embarassed on her behalf and cringe.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 31, 2007 12:02:43 GMT -5
I heard somewhere that CM Punk is straight-edge. You say C.M. Punk is straight-edge. I say you're a bastard. Drop toe-hold. (YES!!! I combined three seperate WC fads into one post! I rule!!) ;D EDIT: Also, I dislike Kelly 2. Just so you know. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 31, 2007 12:22:20 GMT -5
I heard somewhere that CM Punk is straight-edge. You say C.M. Punk is straight-edge. I say you're a bastard. Drop toe-hold. (YES!!! I combined three seperate WC fads into one post! I rule!!) ;D EDIT: Also, I dislike Kelly 2. Just so you know. |
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Post by darbus alan on Jan 31, 2007 12:36:42 GMT -5
I took a look at her latest photoshoot on wwe.com and she has THE SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION in each and every picture. The same clueless look in her eyes, that same fake smile with that nasty overbite, EVERYTHING.
She's a waste of television time. Get rid of her, WWE, please?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 31, 2007 13:01:27 GMT -5
I took a look at her latest photoshoot on wwe.com and she has THE SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION in each and every picture. The same clueless look in her eyes, that same fake smile with that nasty overbite, EVERYTHING. She's a waste of television time. Get rid of her, WWE, please? You can see her eyes in those photos? Usually they're covered by about two pounds of eyelashes. |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 31, 2007 13:18:05 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly sucks.
That's all I have to say about that.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 31, 2007 13:18:36 GMT -5
Which is why she still has a job. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 31, 2007 13:23:05 GMT -5
SPOILER:  Sorry I actually made that pic for another thread, and figured it applied here to. Might as well get all the mileage out of it I can. |
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Post by American Nightmare on Jan 31, 2007 13:24:24 GMT -5
at least u can look at the other non wrestling divas and see why they have jobs. Layla has loads of personality and can dance her ass off, Torrie has done Playboy, and might again. Same with Candice. Robotbecca is dating Batista. Trinity can take big bumps. Sharmell has been decent in her character plus shes married to Booker. Kelly cant do anything, has no personality, and nobody in the crowd cares about her in the slightest.
Plus, one might figure if their bringing in a stripper character, that shed be able to strip and dance.
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Post by The G.O.A.T. on Jan 31, 2007 13:28:56 GMT -5
I've never hated a diva as much as her. She's not attractive, she always has that "dur" face, and she fails at doing the job she was hired to do! Ditto. She's the absolute worst thing about ECW. Thats saying a lot |
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Post by lechuck on Jan 31, 2007 13:30:24 GMT -5
ECW back in the day was full of strippers.
I find it hillarious the same ECW marks bash Kelly Kelly. She carrys the ECW tradition. Plus she is massivley over.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 31, 2007 13:32:06 GMT -5
ECW back in the day was full of strippers. I find it hillarious the same ECW marks bash Kelly Kelly. She carrys the ECW tradition. Plus she is massivley over. They had one stripper - Kimona Wanalaya who stripped once because the power went nuts. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 31, 2007 13:33:17 GMT -5
ECW back in the day was full of strippers. I find it hillarious the same ECW marks bash Kelly Kelly. She carrys the ECW tradition. Plus she is massivley over. If even the ECW marks are bashing Kelly Kelly, then perhaps she is NOT massively over. |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 31, 2007 13:33:19 GMT -5
ECW back in the day was full of strippers. I find it hillarious the same ECW marks bash Kelly Kelly. She carrys the ECW tradition. Plus she is massivley over. But, those strippers could actually strip. Kelly can't even do that, and that's why she was basically hired. |
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