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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 31, 2007 0:23:32 GMT -5
www.ultimatewarrior.com/warriorsmachete/“We measure [them] by the courage and character they have, the resolve they show…he had the heart, determination, and the bravery he showed while under such challenging circumstances was so admirable…” Who is “they”? Who is “he”? You first think it is a soldier, right? Wrong, “them” is “horses,” and “he” is Barbaro. ABC’s Good Morning America lead with the “sad” story of him being euthanized. The story ran exactly 9 and one-half minutes. The next story was about the war in Iraq. The coverage lasted 1 minute and not one second had anything to do with, “We measure [them] by the courage and character they have, the resolve they show…he had the heart, determination, and the bravery he showed while under such challenging circumstances was so admirable…” No, the whole segment was all to do with the “resolve” the insurgents have. Ladies and gentleman, and 12 year old transsexuals, our-enemies-within are inspiring a future world where we humans will soon be out to pasture, as we will fondly remember was once done to the real beasts, not the rational animals. I’m looking forward to it, actually. Being a full-time Stud living a life of leisure and pleasure might not be so bad after all.
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 31, 2007 0:48:56 GMT -5
Here I agree with him. The coverage that horse got was utterly ridiculous
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 31, 2007 0:54:08 GMT -5
Okay but he DID overreact. I mean...ÍT´S A FREAKIN´HORSE.
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
Comin' for you, Big Boss Man!
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Post by oltrelamorte on Jan 31, 2007 0:55:10 GMT -5
Being a horse doesn't make the world work.
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Post by MGH on Jan 31, 2007 0:57:31 GMT -5
I have to at least partially agree with the point about the horse getting so much damn coverage. Come on, seriously?
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 31, 2007 0:57:33 GMT -5
"Ladies and gentleman, and 12 year old transsexuals"
GOLD Mr. Warrior, GOLD!!
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 31, 2007 1:04:10 GMT -5
There was more:
Oh, the damn weather. According to celebrity weather scientists without a scientific weather agenda, we all only have about 10 years left. This is actually a good piece of news. Because I was just wondering a couple of days ago just how much more of this Earthly nonsense I can take before I crack and exterminate some other human beings along with me as I go down in full blaze of glory. And the first one I was going to take out was our irritating, undependable local weatherman who can’t correctly forecast the weather for even 10 minutes from now, let alone the next 10 years. Since we ALL only have so much time left, my anxiety to annihilate others has “melted,” so to speak, and I’ve decided to just ride this “final tidal wave” of existence out (pun intended). May as well trade my guns in on some surfboards. I do, though, think it is true. The World is warming. It’s the heat of anger those of using our minds have for the bs and lies. It’s so funny. We won’t control the power we have to control our own human Creation, i.e, being human beings with Free Will and the power to choose, but we think we can control the powers of ALL of Creation and what IT is going to do. Frankly, I think some scientists out there stumbled across a bag of some pro-wrestler’s steroids and have been eating and injecting them. I mean, the ego of some people just amazes Me, excluding My Own, of course. 20/20 has a poverty special on this Friday. Diane Sawyer said, “So many people have stopped me on the street to tell me how much they appreciate ABC’s coverage of this issue.” Sure. That’s what Manhattanites do — take time to talk about how they appreciate specials on poverty, while they scream. “F’ you, get out my way, I’ve only got so much time today to work at banking my next million.” Coverage of poverty is nothing new, it’s just that those who do the specials beseeching us common folk (typically very charitable) to cure it don’t do anything at all about it, themselves.
Even by radical liberal skewed standards, there are 37 million in poverty, at poverty, below poverty…whatever, claiming to be down and out financially. To make the point I want to here, it really doesn’t matter what description you choose or even what number, pump it up by 3 times. Go ahead. At that number we are talking 100 million people, let’s say, for the sake of this poignant point I want to make. That’s 1/3 of the US population. My question, with all the guilt-ridden concern these liberal socialists have, why don’t they step up and cure poverty, themselves? Oprah doesn’t have $37 million, 100 million? Oh, that’s right. She has it but only for her racist ventures in Africa, like the school only for less fortunate black girls; what, there aren’t less fortunate white girls? asian girls? swedish girls? russian girls? She can’t get Bono, Madonna, Warren Beatty, Brad Jolina and Angie Pitt, and George Clooney and all the other harebrained entertainment millionaires to grasp the simple math? Together they can save the World from everything!! Hell, just buy Africa! Build your own Country. Why don’t they? What about brilliant, wealthy people who are very good at math? People like Warren Buffet and Bill Gates. They invest money and build computers — what, they don’t have a $2 calculator to do the math? They don’t have the money between just the two of them to simply hand over the pocket cash and cure poverty in this country, maybe the whole World, once and for all?
Hell, give the 37 million people in poverty a million bucks each and tell them to have a nice life. Go ahead, try it. You know why they don’t? Because they know it would fail for “oh, so obvious reasons”; less than a year later most of those impoverished people would still be living lives of poverty. You know why and so do I. We’ll save its discussion for later.
This example I provide here tells nothing about how many billions our government spends on social programs. You know what the truth is there? The truth is: if we just equally divided ALL the money — first, confiscated from those of us who generate it — among those who get it through the distribution of social programs, they’d ALL be rich by our own standards of what rich is! Again, our cheap amusement at watching the dumb-butt dog chase it’s own tail has us all paralyzed and speechless. For those of you amazed at this brilliance I’ve just displayed by using my simple common sense (yes, of course, I am also a wizard at math), you’ll enjoy this Katrina piece I wrote. It tells another truth: when it comes to government, “rich” and “poverty” are only what they ARE depending on what those in government claim them to be — and that, my friends, is subject to change at any given moment.
Your Founding Father of Ring Intensity Always Believe Warrior
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Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 31, 2007 1:16:19 GMT -5
UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm........oh not barbarino...........oh.............nevermind................
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 31, 2007 1:22:59 GMT -5
Holy Crap he really outdid himself here.
Russian Girls in Africa? WTF?
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Don Corleone
The Original Chris Farley
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Jan 31, 2007 1:39:03 GMT -5
To answer his question........there's still poverty in the world because no money in helping out the poor. Thats all I'm gonna say because I don't want this to turn into a political thread.
He's still batshit insane. He also uses those big long words in poorly constructed sentences to make himself sound smart.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jan 31, 2007 1:49:50 GMT -5
There was more: Oh, the damn weather. According to celebrity weather scientists without a scientific weather agenda, we all only have about 10 years left. This is actually a good piece of news. Because I was just wondering a couple of days ago just how much more of this Earthly nonsense I can take before I crack and exterminate some other human beings along with me as I go down in full blaze of glory. And the first one I was going to take out was our irritating, undependable local weatherman who can’t correctly forecast the weather for even 10 minutes from now, let alone the next 10 years. Since we ALL only have so much time left, my anxiety to annihilate others has “melted,” so to speak, and I’ve decided to just ride this “final tidal wave” of existence out (pun intended). May as well trade my guns in on some surfboards. I do, though, think it is true. The World is warming. It’s the heat of anger those of using our minds have for the bs and lies. It’s so funny. We won’t control the power we have to control our own human Creation, i.e, being human beings with Free Will and the power to choose, but we think we can control the powers of ALL of Creation and what IT is going to do. Frankly, I think some scientists out there stumbled across a bag of some pro-wrestler’s steroids and have been eating and injecting them. I mean, the ego of some people just amazes Me, excluding My Own, of course. 20/20 has a poverty special on this Friday. Diane Sawyer said, “So many people have stopped me on the street to tell me how much they appreciate ABC’s coverage of this issue.” Sure. That’s what Manhattanites do — take time to talk about how they appreciate specials on poverty, while they scream. “F’ you, get out my way, I’ve only got so much time today to work at banking my next million.” Coverage of poverty is nothing new, it’s just that those who do the specials beseeching us common folk (typically very charitable) to cure it don’t do anything at all about it, themselves. Even by radical liberal skewed standards, there are 37 million in poverty, at poverty, below poverty…whatever, claiming to be down and out financially. To make the point I want to here, it really doesn’t matter what description you choose or even what number, pump it up by 3 times. Go ahead. At that number we are talking 100 million people, let’s say, for the sake of this poignant point I want to make. That’s 1/3 of the US population. My question, with all the guilt-ridden concern these liberal socialists have, why don’t they step up and cure poverty, themselves? Oprah doesn’t have $37 million, 100 million? Oh, that’s right. She has it but only for her racist ventures in Africa, like the school only for less fortunate black girls; what, there aren’t less fortunate white girls? asian girls? swedish girls? russian girls? She can’t get Bono, Madonna, Warren Beatty, Brad Jolina and Angie Pitt, and George Clooney and all the other harebrained entertainment millionaires to grasp the simple math? Together they can save the World from everything!! Hell, just buy Africa! Build your own Country. Why don’t they? What about brilliant, wealthy people who are very good at math? People like Warren Buffet and Bill Gates. They invest money and build computers — what, they don’t have a $2 calculator to do the math? They don’t have the money between just the two of them to simply hand over the pocket cash and cure poverty in this country, maybe the whole World, once and for all? Hell, give the 37 million people in poverty a million bucks each and tell them to have a nice life. Go ahead, try it. You know why they don’t? Because they know it would fail for “oh, so obvious reasons”; less than a year later most of those impoverished people would still be living lives of poverty. You know why and so do I. We’ll save its discussion for later. This example I provide here tells nothing about how many billions our government spends on social programs. You know what the truth is there? The truth is: if we just equally divided ALL the money — first, confiscated from those of us who generate it — among those who get it through the distribution of social programs, they’d ALL be rich by our own standards of what rich is! Again, our cheap amusement at watching the dumb-butt dog chase it’s own tail has us all paralyzed and speechless. For those of you amazed at this brilliance I’ve just displayed by using my simple common sense (yes, of course, I am also a wizard at math), you’ll enjoy this Katrina piece I wrote. It tells another truth: when it comes to government, “rich” and “poverty” are only what they ARE depending on what those in government claim them to be — and that, my friends, is subject to change at any given moment. Your Founding Father of Ring Intensity Always Believe Warrior YEAH, and what about Scarecrow's brain?!
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Jan 31, 2007 2:14:27 GMT -5
To answer his question........there's still poverty in the world because no money in helping out the poor. Thats all I'm gonna say because I don't want this to turn into a political thread. Yes the problem with this is, no matter how hard any nation tries to help out the unfortunate in any under-developed country, the money/food hardly ever reaches the people and usually only after "certain people" take what they want before allowing it to go where is was intended.
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 31, 2007 8:27:36 GMT -5
According to celebrity weather scientists without a scientific weather agenda, we all only have about 10 years left. This is actually a good piece of news. Because I was just wondering a couple of days ago just how much more of this Earthly nonsense I can take before I crack and exterminate some other human beings along with me as I go down in full blaze of glory. Show of hands: who wants to see this happen? *raises hand*
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 31, 2007 8:32:09 GMT -5
Being a horse doesn't make the world work. LOLz
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 31, 2007 8:54:12 GMT -5
OK when is The Warrior getting his half hour opinion show on Fox News?
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Post by Fireravenv on Jan 31, 2007 8:56:33 GMT -5
There was more: Because I was just wondering a couple of days ago just how much more of this Earthly nonsense I can take before I crack and exterminate some other human beings along with me as I go down in full blaze of glory. Sounds like the makings of a comeback to me! ;D
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 31, 2007 9:24:00 GMT -5
Knowing Warrior, he'd probably lobby for a match between Barbaro and Zeus (his pet bull).
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 31, 2007 9:32:51 GMT -5
Even the subtitle of his blog is markworthy:
"Ockham had his Razor. He Shaved with Delicacy. I Sever with Blunt Force."
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Feb 1, 2007 5:30:58 GMT -5
Warrior made some sense to me. What is wrong with me?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2007 7:11:08 GMT -5
"Ladies and gentleman, and 12 year old transsexuals" GOLD Mr. Warrior, GOLD!! Yes, I must give him credit for that one. Particularly because of how true it is.
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