"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 30, 2007 12:49:51 GMT -5
Bring back Bad News Brown and have Cena beat him for the broken WrestleMania IV trophy; dig up Andre the Giant and have Cena beat him in an over-the-top-rope thing so he can be "King of the Battle Royal," and then he beats Steve Corino for the AWA title in less than 30 seconds.
After all that, he goes to Japan and wins the IWGP title.
Somehow, he manages to win the WCW World, U.S., TV, and Cruiserweight titles; the Western States Heritage title; the Mid-South TV title; the UWF championship; the Smoky Mountain Heavyweight championship; the USWA Heavyweight, Southern, and Tag Team championships; and finally, the Global Wrestling Federation North American, TV, Light Heavyweight, Brass Knuckles, and (single-handedly) Tag Team championships.
[Vince] "There, dammit! Now those smarks will be forced to cheer for Cena!" [/Vince]
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Post by MGH on Jan 30, 2007 12:57:00 GMT -5
It's Manhattan, ROH's 5th year festival has kicked off. We're at the main event. Homicide hits the ring to massive cheers and streamers. Jimmy Rave's music goes on for awhile, and no sign of him. Suddenly we're told that Rave was found in the back, flat out on the floor. All of a sudden, MY TIME IS NOW starts playing?!
John Cena makes his way to the ring! The crowd would boo his untalented ass, but they are in a stunned silence. Homicide catches him entering the ring and blasts him with the title belt, and then hits the cop killa. But Cena miraculously stands up unharmed! He stomps around the ring in a circle shaking his fists and the crowd is still paralyzed by their own fear. Homicide hits a right hand, and all Cena does and stop and point at him. You think he's going to say YOOOOOOOOU! but instead he opens his mouth in that ridiculous way he does when he's applying the STFU and ....screams a little. Homicide tries to hit him again, but it's blocked. Cena lands three punches, throws Homicide off the ropes and hits the big boot FU! THE FU BAW GAWD!
Cena bounces off the ropes, and drops the big leg!!!! .......across the leg of Homicide, and applies the STFU! The crowd hasn't moved yet, and Homicide is forced to tap to the all powerful enigma that is John Cena, your NEW ROH World Champion.
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erisi236
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Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 30, 2007 13:13:37 GMT -5
Heres a fun fact: Since September of 02 when the belts were renamed "World Tag Team Championship" 5 "real" Tag Teams have won the belts and 17 "random 2 guys put together" Tag Teams have won the belts. ;D
Oh, and Cena should win the ECW Championship, just for the Hell of it.
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Post by MGH on Jan 30, 2007 13:14:14 GMT -5
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Post by jcdenton on Jan 30, 2007 13:55:31 GMT -5
is it just me, or does cena ALWAYS have his mouth wide open when a picture of him is taken?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 30, 2007 13:57:58 GMT -5
Well, he could travel back in time and beat an 80's Hogan, bringing the belt back to the present. He can do everything else, right? Why not time travel? Just needs Sherman as a sidekick and OFF YOU GO!
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jan 30, 2007 15:41:34 GMT -5
This is hilarious, but also makes me feel sad. Good... bad... *shakes hand in the middle* job.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 30, 2007 15:49:38 GMT -5
It just seems like the writers are going out of their way to make Cena more and more God-like. It's not enough that he wins almost all of his matches, it's not even enough that he can beat 5 men at a time. Now, he has multiple championships! I don't see what the big deal is. He isn't the first guy to hold the tag belts at the same time as a singles title. Austin and Benoit both held them at the same time as a world title. Others: Shamrock Bossman HHH Eddie I forget, but there are probably more. Plus it's HBK's first belt in four years, so that's cool.
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Waiting to Emo
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Post by Waiting to Emo on Jan 30, 2007 15:54:06 GMT -5
cena should win all the belts in WWE. he's more entertaining than most of the roster.
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mo
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Post by mo on Jan 30, 2007 16:13:04 GMT -5
Cause frankly, some of you are now complaining about an IC title reign that had a good feud around it just because the reign's 3 months strong now and you don't like the wrestler holding the belt Oh please, that belt's gotten lost in the Hardyz/MNM feud which is just seeing MNM being The Hardyz bitches time and time again But anyways, I'm sure it'll be a small run. I'm just hoping they put a team over with them
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
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Post by oltrelamorte on Jan 30, 2007 16:41:28 GMT -5
Some random kid's belt from the crowd. Just bring him/her into the ring & shoulder block them a few times. 1-2-3. Cena now is in possession of some kid's belt that they bought for $9.99 at K-B Toys.
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 30, 2007 16:50:47 GMT -5
ummmm
THE SMOKING SKULL BELT!
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 30, 2007 16:53:09 GMT -5
The IWGP belt.
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Post by MGH on Jan 30, 2007 16:57:49 GMT -5
The Brahma Bull Belt
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 30, 2007 16:58:09 GMT -5
Screw Belts. He's gonna beat Alex Shelley for the PCS Championship Trophy.
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Post by The King of Memphis Tennessee on Jan 30, 2007 17:03:53 GMT -5
Vince is going to put the ECW Title on Cena as the final nail in the coffin to both ECW and the IWC.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 30, 2007 23:35:51 GMT -5
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mo
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Post by mo on Jan 30, 2007 23:40:54 GMT -5
^^^ That reminds me of when Jim Cornette got a fluke victory over The Headbangers during the WWF vs. NWA feud during a Sunday Morning Superstars
"I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!"
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Post by Faces rule! on Jan 30, 2007 23:45:20 GMT -5
Cena's being booked so well right now. Let's see what would be perfect for him next. I definitely agree with the triple threat between he, Mickie and Jeff with all titles on the line. Oh but first Cena needs to come out and FU Johnny Nitro for a curtain jerk win since one Cena segment isn't enough. Then he can challenge Bobby Lashley for the Ecw title on Tuesday and FU him and pin him and celebrate. Then he can rewind time back to the Smackdown tapings(Cena's so super he can travel time) beat Helms in a 1 on 1 opener for the Cruiserweight title. Cena will have cut 30lbs. of Waterweight overnight to make 220lbs. Then Chris Benoit will come out for a unification match and Cena will win with an FU. Then he'll team up with Batista and they will beat Londrick for the Tag titles and then Cena will FU Batista for his 2 titles and Cena will celebrate with all 11 titles and I'll go hang myself
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