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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 30, 2007 15:11:12 GMT -5
BRAINUUUUUUUU CHOPPERUUUUUUUUU!!!! This just made me realize two things: 1.) A Great Khali HG gimmick would be hilarious 2.) Pity the poor man who becomes the first victim of Great Khali HG
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jan 30, 2007 15:43:55 GMT -5
More brain chops, baby!
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 30, 2007 15:53:31 GMT -5
A brain chop leading to IC gold.
This time he doesn't make an ass of himself circa Luger Summerslam 1993 and throws Hardy back into the ring.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 30, 2007 16:28:26 GMT -5
Wheres the option for world domination? Thats just assumed as absolute fact
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
Comin' for you, Big Boss Man!
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Post by oltrelamorte on Jan 30, 2007 16:35:24 GMT -5
He's going to go brain chop crazy & brain chop everything in existence.
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Post by EvilShadow76 on Jan 30, 2007 17:43:35 GMT -5
Dance off with Scotty. It's pretty safe to say that they don't portray Khali as the sharpest knife in the drawer...so why not give him a comedy character? Make him a big oaf that is less serious, but can still kick your ass when it gets down to it.
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Post by tartsonawire on Jan 30, 2007 18:16:33 GMT -5
With that chin, he needs to be doing aftershave commercials.
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Jan 30, 2007 18:55:34 GMT -5
More screaming and more brain chops
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 30, 2007 19:02:14 GMT -5
He'll do sponsorship on boxes of Wheat Bran... and start using the BRAN CHOP.
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Isaac
Trap-Jaw
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Post by Isaac on Jan 30, 2007 19:03:44 GMT -5
More BRAIN CHOPS. Honestly, I'm not a fan of squash matches but when he decimated the Undertaker and also Cena with that thing..I think I got wood.
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Post by RedSmile on Jan 30, 2007 19:04:45 GMT -5
He needs an interpreter or subtitles when he talks, and then Funaki can finish up with INDEED!
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on Jan 30, 2007 19:21:05 GMT -5
He needs to replace Ron Simmons. Whenever someone says something incessantly stupid, he pops out of nowhere, looks into the camera, looks at the person, back to the camera, then BRAIN CHOP. Then he walks out singing some Hindi song.
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hunkd
Mike the Goon
Sadly, more memorable than the friar gimmick
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Post by hunkd on Jan 30, 2007 20:04:50 GMT -5
I went with "BLAAAARGGG!," because as much as he does Brain Chops, he yells meaningless nonsense more. Someday I hope he'll get those warts on his chest removed. Oh wait, the doctors probably can't reach up there. And he'd just Brain Chop them if they did.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 30, 2007 21:00:30 GMT -5
I think he's missing his calling. He could just start showing up in random places doing Brain Chops. It would be great on Maury, if instead of motivational speaker D. West coming out to yell at the out of control teens, Khali could just come out and Brain Chop a few of them through their chairs. That's more motivational than being sent to prison, in my opinion.
He could also show up on Oprah. He could Brain Chop Oprah right through her chair and I'd be happy for the rest of the year.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 30, 2007 21:32:24 GMT -5
I believe that Khali needs to show up on an episode of Next or My Sweet 16 and BRAIN CHOP any one of those spoiled rich bitches when they complain about their brand new Mercedes CLK 500 not being the right color.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 30, 2007 21:37:29 GMT -5
BRAINUUUUUUUU CHOPPERUUUUUUUUU!!!! This just made me realize two things: 1.) A Great Khali HG gimmick would be hilarious 2.) Pity the poor man who becomes the first victim of Great Khali HG His matches would be like this: "CROTCH TO THE FACE! CROTCH TO THE FACE! SEXUAL DRIVAAAAAHHHH! OH NO..HERE IT COMES...THE BRAIN CHOPUUUUUUUU!"
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jan 30, 2007 22:21:37 GMT -5
He floats like a butterfly, stings like BLAGRAGHADADGADAMESHEN
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