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Post by wrath on Jan 29, 2007 22:27:49 GMT -5
Oh. This just in. According to JR, Khali is immortal. So..it's an IMMORTAL BRAIN CHOP.
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Post by Linestra on Jan 29, 2007 22:31:55 GMT -5
Khali should brain chop that flab/love handles off his waist. Maybe I'd actually be able to watch one of his matches.
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Post by steamboat1 on Jan 29, 2007 22:37:52 GMT -5
Colin Cowherd from ESPN radio. Three or four times for all of his constant insults at wrestlers and wrestling fans.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 29, 2007 22:38:35 GMT -5
Terrorism.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 30, 2007 7:34:58 GMT -5
Khali needs to BRAIN CHOP Graem Bauer, so he can finish the job Jack started last night on 24.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2007 8:01:50 GMT -5
Lets see him try to Brain Chop Omega Tiger Woods or even...GASP...
MAMMA JAMMA!
He wouldnt have a chance, MAMMA JAMMA would just hit the 450 franken619er elbow chop music.
Oh...sorry.
Uhhh...I dunno...tiger?
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Post by salTy on Jan 30, 2007 8:07:06 GMT -5
I'd like to see him BRAIN CHOP Krang from Dimension X.
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hollywood
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Post by hollywood on Jan 30, 2007 9:21:25 GMT -5
WWE Creative.
What? Someone was gonna say it sooner or later?
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Post by Brother Photino on Jan 30, 2007 9:29:38 GMT -5
Whoever was responsible for Trump/Rosie
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 30, 2007 10:29:42 GMT -5
There are several people on that list ...
The Executives at Fox responsible for taking Firefly off the air way too soon.
The Executives at Showtime for canceling Dead Like Me way too soon.
Anyone who goes overboard saying "Get r done!, or I'm Rick James, bitch!
George Lucas, for giving us 3 sub par movies he calls Episodes 1-3.
I could go on and on, but that's a good start.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 30, 2007 14:21:05 GMT -5
Taxes. And high gas prices. Then, I'd follow him.
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Post by Slapnutz McGee on Jan 30, 2007 14:30:10 GMT -5
Khali needs a show like Russel Crowe's Fightin' Round The World where he goes around BRAIN CHOPping random people. He could have a little tugboat sidekick too. With that, Khali needs to BRAIN CHOP cancer.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 30, 2007 14:37:38 GMT -5
I would like to see Khali brain chop WWE Creative!
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 30, 2007 14:38:48 GMT -5
Khali needs his own Jerry Springer like show:
Woman: I SAW YOU SLEEPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND! D=< Man: I SAW YOU SLEEPING WITH MINE! D=< Khali: URGH! OAHGG! Ajkfjhbdfn dfa skjhfsajkha naskfajfbkadfkjb saasfhjkhfjb sajdhkjhjhsdakj kgjljeb GREAT KHALI ashdhjkh hehjafkhwhkd. Jhjkhfd? Man: When you put it like that. Woman: I didn't think of it like that before. Man: I'm sorry honey. Woman: Me too. Man: THANK YOU GREAT KHALI! YOU SAVED OUR MARRIAGE! Khali: Aiohjfhjn hekhkjhgf. Hkhekhbhf kjahkbe dskjanfka. (Points mic towards a woman in the crowd) AngryWoman: HOW CAN YOU TAKE THAT WAXER BACK LIKE THAT? DUMP HIM NOW! HE'S A BAST... OtherAngryWoman: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU bitch! (A fight ensues) Crowd: KHALI! KHALI! KHALI! KHALI! Khali: HYSUAHFADSFHJASBFHSBAFJHAFBJHASFJBVAASFGREATKHALI! (Brain chops Angry Woman and OtherAngryWoman, as well as AngryWoman's two friends and a guy trying to leave early for good measure, leaving them unconcious) Crowd: KHALI! KHALI! KHALI! (Khali turns to the camera) Khali: Tahnkajajfn ouoy adkndsoorf adjansfb kashf. a sfaksfhkbba basfbkjb Jane angdfjns Peter asjfkabfhbafbajbaf. I afjkasbfkhasb GREAT KHALI! GKjhkjahs Nigsdajfhkj. (Brain Chops camera man as we roll to credits)
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 30, 2007 14:40:16 GMT -5
Khali needs a show like Russel Crowe's Fightin' Round The World where he goes around BRAIN CHOPping random people. He could have a little tugboat sidekick too. With that, Khali needs to BRAIN CHOP cancer. Doin' movies, wrestlin' chumps an' CHOPPIN' ROUND THE WORLD!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 30, 2007 14:42:21 GMT -5
If there's anyone here who's familiar with a grocery store chain called Price Chopper (seen em in CT and NY), they need to do an endorsement deal with Khali.
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Post by 4real on Jan 30, 2007 14:42:48 GMT -5
A BRAIN CHOP to Ashley Cole or Russel Brand would be nice.
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Post by Maxnificent on Jan 30, 2007 14:43:01 GMT -5
I don't see what's so funny about the Brain Chop to you people. A 7'4" musclebound guy whacking your skull wouldn't exactly tickle.
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Post by hollywood on Jan 30, 2007 15:03:52 GMT -5
I don't see what's so funny about the Brain Chop to you people. A 7'4" musclebound guy whacking your skull wouldn't exactly tickle. ^^ This guy.
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Jan 30, 2007 16:36:28 GMT -5
I want to see him brain chop the little geeks who says his brain chops suck!
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