Kelly Kelly sure burned Edge, didn't she

[angryfan]

karisma888 said:

angryfan said:

Sadly, no. Worst for me is, now I feel dirty every time I want to drop a Farooq appearance in my stuff.

At least they didn't have him pop out of the hopper to say it, which would've required me killing about ten people, so that's something.

You have to have him balk at dropping them a few times.

And him popping out of the hopper would have been gold and you know it.

The sad part is, my buddy I was watching with, who's read my stuff tried to trick me with the bit. I was grabbing a beverage, and when I heard the "DAMN!", he blurts out "and he popped out of the hopper to say it". I of course yelled "that's some bulls*** then", and he said "don't worry, it was just a regular appearance".

Yeah, it would've been funny, but still. Now I'm having to transition from Ron Simmons to Jeff Hardy's extreme hiding places. They've left me with Jeff Hardy, and that's just not right.

[H-Fist]

What the f*** was up with the f***ing Flair dancers? Why? Why? Why? It made no sense. I don't get it.

[Tim]

brianzane said:

Was I the only one who called Ron Simmons to come in right after Kelly made that pun about the balls?

I called him to come in during the Rated RKO "show you mine/show me yours" line, but it was Booker instead.

[ghettooverlord]

My ponderance goes towards why Kelly Kelly continued to spin the container when there was one number left.

[Stu]

One thing that was funny was Kelly Kelly introducing herself to Edge, when about two months ago, Edge and Knox were teaming at Survivor Series. I figured that was either typical WWE continuity rearing it's ugly head, or Edge being his typical self and not caring enough about his teammates from two months earlier to remember their names to begin with. Either way works for me. Still got a good skit out of it.

[wwerules60]

I think its time to bring in a father figure for Kelly Kelly. Thats right Kevin Kelly!

[HRH The KING]

When Edge said "Are you called Kelly Kelly so that you don't forget your last name?" she should have said "Yes!"


Edge would have been so surprised, he would have been speechless, thus ensuring a victory for her.

[JMA]

I've always been upset that WWE didn't use Kelly's real-name--Barbie Blank. It's PERFECT for her character.

[Shark Jumpin']

Before this thread, I thought Barbie Blank was just a mildly funny smark nickname for Kelly Squared.

The fact that anyone's last name is actually "Blank" is just depressing. Maybe her parents just didn't fill out a bunch of forms.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

hulk6785 said:

lenny said:

Edge: "Are you called Kelly Kelly so that you don't forget your last name?"

Kelly: "Oh yeah? Well uh.... at least it really IS my name!"

Ha Ha, I was just waiting for Chris Jericho to come out and say BURN!

But, it's not really her name. And, why is it stupid to call yourself Edge?

QFT

[4TheGlory]

wwerules60 said:

I think its time to bring in a father figure for Kelly Kelly. Thats right Kevin Kelly!

Holy crap that would be amazing

[Deleted]

The great thing about Kevin Kelly is he could play her Father and Mother.

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

andrewisgood said:

For some reason, that reminded me of this match on Jakked years ago. It was Kai en Tai vs Raven and Justin Credible. Taka was on the mic, and said to Justin.

Taka: Ha, YOU! Justin Credible. IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME!

Hahaha, I remember that, it was amazing, similarly i remember once between Kurt Angle and Undertaker -

Kurt Angle: So, Undertaker, if that IS your real name


Gold.

[lovingway]

With Edge's looks and Kelly's chin they should form a group: The California Cavemen

[Chainsaw]

lenny said:

Edge: "Are you called Kelly Kelly so that you don't forget your last name?"

Kelly: "Oh yeah? Well uh.... at least it really IS my name!"

Except...it isn't.

it would have been better if she had said, "Oh yeah, well...You're From CHINA!!"

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

The funny thing about the skit is that a friend of mine actually called it before Edge said it. My friend doesnt watch ECW at all and he was like "Her name is Kelly Kelly? What, is that so she can remember her name easier?" Then Edge walks in and says the exact same thing.

Then Lawler's like "H'yuk, we need an exhibionist on Raw!"

Riiiiight, because we don't have any exhibitionists on Raw at the moment. For example that damn Maria wears those bulky snowsuits every week. And Candice wrestles in her long johns.

[Chainsaw]

brentreznor said:

The great thing about Kevin Kelly is he could play her Father and Mother.

+1 Internets to you.

[Tim]

lenny said:

Then Lawler's like "H'yuk, we need an exhibionist on Raw!"

And then JBL said, "And I need one in my bedroom." Pure gold.

[Boku AKA Da Green Guy]

lovingway said:

With Edge's looks and Kelly's chin they should form a group: The California Cavemen

If there's going to be a gimmick about California and Cavemen then I feel that I should be somehow involved.

[algertman]

tim said:

lenny said:

Then Lawler's like "H'yuk, we need an exhibionist on Raw!"

And then JR said, "And I need one in MY ASS!!." Pure gold.

fixed