Layla, who?

[Avalanche Alvarez]

p93 said:

mike5286 said:

That is exactly what i thought that Layla was seizuring. Put her back on her meds.

What the hell do you want her to be doing... linedancing???

Well, Jimmy Wang Yang DOES need a new valet....
Linedacin' Layla....
Sounds good, don't it?

[Michael Coello]

She was going WAY TOO FAST there!

Fast=/= Sexy.

[Desi]

sinister1 said:

She was going WAY TOO FAST there!

Fast=/= Sexy.

So you'd rather her go at the robotic level that Kelly was? Brooke at least had some rhythm but Kelly couldn't dance her way out of a wet paper bag.

[Michael Coello]

setsunameioh said:

sinister1 said:

She was going WAY TOO FAST there!

Fast=/= Sexy.

So you'd rather her go at the robotic level that Kelly was? Brooke at least had some rhythm but Kelly couldn't dance her way out of a wet paper bag.

Have you ever seen the "Sexy Back" video? No one dances like that. They're almost slow and seductive.

Layla was dancing like she was a cheerleader, which is fine unless you're in an expose, which means sexy or something. I don't care.

[Will Has 'Til Five, Ref]

bringbackvolkoff said:

I would mark out so hard if next week they have Tank Abbott dancing with them.

Only if it's to 3 Count's theme

We like the Backstreet Boys
N'Sync too
Britney Spears is kinda cute (though not anymore)
We watch TRL on MTV
Down for the 3 Count
1-2-3

[cactussam]

Layla, stole Jim Neidhart's gimmick?

[Desi]

sinister1 said:

setsunameioh said:

So you'd rather her go at the robotic level that Kelly was? Brooke at least had some rhythm but Kelly couldn't dance her way out of a wet paper bag.

Have you ever seen the "Sexy Back" video? No one dances like that. They're almost slow and seductive.

Layla was dancing like she was a cheerleader, which is fine unless you're in an expose, which means sexy or something. I don't care.

Just because she's dancing "fast" doesn't mean she can't dance, Hell, she's the only one who kept in tempo with the music, that's the style the works best with Hip Hop/Rap.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

So let's run down the list that is Kelly Kelly:

1. She can't wrestle
2. She can't dance
3. She is not very sexy in terms of her attitude
4. She can't act
5. She has gigantic teeth (yet manages to avoid the horse jokes that so many of you guys like to make)

Why does Kelly have a job again??

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

lenny said:

So let's run down the list that is Kelly Kelly:

1. She can't wrestle
2. She can't dance
3. She is not very sexy in terms of her attitude
4. She can't act
5. She has gigantic teeth (yet manages to avoid the horse jokes that so many of you guys like to make)

Why does Kelly have a job again??

Two words: Johnny Ace.

Four more words: I hate that guy.

[Hiroshi Hase]

I still contend that they are the new Nitro girls for WWECW.

[Michael Coello]

setsunameioh said:

sinister1 said:

Have you ever seen the "Sexy Back" video? No one dances like that. They're almost slow and seductive.

Layla was dancing like she was a cheerleader, which is fine unless you're in an expose, which means sexy or something. I don't care.

Just because she's dancing "fast" doesn't mean she can't dance, Hell, she's the only one who kept in tempo with the music, that's the style the works best with Hip Hop/Rap.

I didn't say she can't dance. I said she didn't look sexy going that fast. Dammit, woman, quit changing my words around! ;D

[Jake Robert's Dealer!!!]

Layla was a dancer for the Miami Heat so she knows what she is doing when it comes to that.

My question is why the hell does Kelly squared still have a job?? She cant strip, cant dance, cant sell. She is like a piss poor version of Stacy Keibler.

[Desi]

sinister1 said:

setsunameioh said:

Just because she's dancing "fast" doesn't mean she can't dance, Hell, she's the only one who kept in tempo with the music, that's the style the works best with Hip Hop/Rap.

I didn't say she can't dance. I said she didn't look sexy going that fast. Dammit, woman, quit changing my words around! ;D

Sorry, I just go into "dancer ability" mode before I start equating sexiness.

[RedSmile]

lenny said:

So let's run down the list that is Kelly Kelly:

1. She can't wrestle
2. She can't dance
3. She is not very sexy in terms of her attitude
4. She can't act
5. She has gigantic teeth (yet manages to avoid the horse jokes that so many of you guys like to make)

Why does Kelly have a job again??

Because very few people give a damn about women's wrestling, even when they say otherwise. Because when we are given a good women's match, all I tend to read are "Mickie has a horseface" threads or "Maria was sooo cute" threads. NEVER a thread about the matches themselves

Kelly doesnt need to be trained and she has has no danger of being injured, the sheep drink it up. And thats proven by the hounds that were howling "GoDaddy" at Candice on RAW.

[EvilMasterBetty, Esq.]

I don't care if that's what counts as dancing nowadays, it looks like she's having a seizure in the middle of the ring.

[dirtydickraines]

lenny said:

So let's run down the list that is Kelly Kelly:

1. She can't wrestle
2. She can't dance
3. She is not very sexy in terms of her attitude
4. She can't act
5. She has gigantic teeth (yet manages to avoid the horse jokes that so many of you guys like to make)

Why does Kelly have a job again??

Probably that thing she does with her tongue.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

redagony said:

lenny said:

So let's run down the list that is Kelly Kelly:

1. She can't wrestle
2. She can't dance
3. She is not very sexy in terms of her attitude
4. She can't act
5. She has gigantic teeth (yet manages to avoid the horse jokes that so many of you guys like to make)

Why does Kelly have a job again??

Because very few people give a damn about women's wrestling, even when they say otherwise. Because when we are given a good women's match, all I tend to read are "Mickie has a horseface" threads or "Maria was sooo cute" threads. NEVER a thread about the matches themselves

Kelly doesnt need to be trained and she has has no danger of being injured, the sheep drink it up. And thats proven by the hounds that were howling "GoDaddy" at Candice on RAW.

I do actually agree with you on all of this, but that is the point I was making. We know Kelly can't wrestle, I accepted that fact on Day 1. But the thing is, she's not even very sexy or good looking (in my opinion) either! She is ungraceful in her dancing, her sexual aura is comparable to that of a robot, and she just seems awkward out there. So even as mindless eye candy, I think people like Layla and pals are far superior to Kelly.

I do agree with the fact that most people don't care about women's wrestling. I am one of the few who actually likes when the women put on a good match. I'll be fair and say that Victoria and Mickie aren't the two best looking women on the roster. But they are my favorites by far, and it has to do with their characters, abilities in the ring, and their overall ability to add substance to a wrestling show. I actually used to start threads trying to get serious opinions on the actual wrestling that the divas do when I think they had a good match, and it typically degenerates into the stuff you described. So now I just keep my thoughts to myself and make threads about Snitsky instead. ;D

[RedSmile]

Kelly Kelly is proof that WWE can drag any bimbo off the street and and shove her down our throats and yet the WWE fans/sheep will love it as much, if not more than trying to scout good wrestling talent and putting forth the effort in writing stories/angles/matches.....and on top of that these are the types of women that are more likely to pose in Playboy and bring in the royalties that go with it.

[Jake Robert's Dealer!!!]

redagony said:

Kelly Kelly is proof that WWE can drag any bimbo off the street and and shove her down our throats and yet the WWE fans/sheep will love it as much, if not more than trying to scout good wrestling talent and putting forth the effort in writing stories/angles/matches.....and on top of that these are the types of women that are more likely to pose in Playboy and bring in the royalties that go with it.

More like Hustler if you are talking about Kelly Squared.

[KingPopper]

It's official, her profile has been moved from Smackdown to ECW.