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Post by subject2 on Jan 23, 2007 7:38:21 GMT -5
I remember when kevin nash ( who was a face) was on the hi-lite reel with a heel Y2J and the crowd were like 70/30 in favour of jericho anyway...and jericho calls him "NASH-HOLE" and just slams the mic down...soon after he says this the crowd are in hysterics and are chanting Y2J and nash-hole!..It was hiliarious!! ;D
So have you got any fave insults you've heard over the years??
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 23, 2007 8:03:55 GMT -5
Even though I cannot stand The Rock these days, he's responsible for one of my favorite lines of all time, during Jericho's WWE debut (or shortly thereafter) when Rock says something along these lines
"You come out here, on The Rock's show and you think you're somebody, and why? Because you've beaten some jabroni named JUVENTUD!?"
Just the way Rock says "Juventud", full of ridicule and disbelief, made me crap my pants in laughter.
Well, not literally.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jan 23, 2007 8:08:02 GMT -5
Favorite insult in general: Cockstain (See Clerks II for the context on that one)
Favorite in wrestling: Jock-Ass ;D J/K, it'd have to be when King Booker used to call his opponents "rogues". Just reminds me of a funny story Sarah Vowell once told on Conan, and...ok, time to hit "POST REPLY" now
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jan 23, 2007 8:13:11 GMT -5
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Or...
"You're out of my life, you wash-up son of a (bleep)!"
Because you know, it never gets more awesome than when someone (Foley in this case) insults Ric Flair.
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Post by mo on Jan 23, 2007 9:03:20 GMT -5
one insult I've said to a alot of people: "You're actin like a FRIGGIN ham sandwich!" ao I guess that would be it  |
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Post by mainsupreme on Jan 23, 2007 9:06:42 GMT -5
DDP calling everyone SCUM!!!
BANG!!!!
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 23, 2007 10:21:26 GMT -5
DDP calling everyone SCUM!!! BANG!!!! Bah, Slaughter should've sued for gimmick infringement. Oh well. "Pukeamaniacs" > "Hollywood Scum Hogan" |
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Post by BHB on Jan 23, 2007 10:41:27 GMT -5
Cheap sauce.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 23, 2007 10:46:06 GMT -5
Even though I cannot stand The Rock these days, he's responsible for one of my favorite lines of all time, during Jericho's WWE debut (or shortly thereafter) when Rock says something along these lines "You come out here, on The Rock's show and you think you're somebody, and why? Because you've beaten some jabroni named JUVENTUD!?" Just the way Rock says "Juventud", full of ridicule and disbelief, made me crap my pants in laughter. Well, not literally. He called him "Hoot n' Toot", I think. And Jericho's response was priceless: "HEY! I TOOK HIS MASK, DAMMIT!" |
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 23, 2007 11:00:45 GMT -5
"Wrestling is fake."
That'll pretty much insult any wrestler, I would have to say...
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Post by Doomrider on Jan 23, 2007 11:11:23 GMT -5
My friend went "Park it yourself, Metallica breath!" to some drunken redneck at Ozzfest years back. I dunno why but I couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 23, 2007 11:26:32 GMT -5
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Post by kwydjebo on Jan 23, 2007 11:26:41 GMT -5
YEARS ago (92, 93?  ?) a young and cocky (And HEEL) Shawn Micheals drew his number for the Royal rumble, and when asked for comment "Normally a long night for the Heart Break kid involves him and 29 WOMEN..." Early 90s, Scott Hall was doing a local radio talk show in Razor Ramone Characer (To promote a house show) and was taking all kinds of shots at the host. "You wife said I could call you "Dick for Short" if you know what I mean" and he spent the whole interview calling him "Dick for short" "Don't laugh there Dick for short....." There was a PPV (WWE, mid 90s) where Jerry Lawler was facing someone (Bret Hart?) and was in full heel mode. He walked to the ring and was insulting fans along the way. Refering to some girls "Nice to see you off the streets tonight" Refering to a heavier woman, "When you wear Blue, do people try to mail things in you" "I saw that guy in the bathroom getting a drink of water...then the lid fell and hit him in the back of the head" And in a Dark match when a PPV was here "I have an announcement, Would the lady who left her 12 kids next door at the stadium please pick them up right away....they're beating the Bombers (CFL Football team)24 to nothing" And who could forget the Heel Rock and Hurricane feud. Hurricane accusing the Rock of having "A tiny..Ding a ling" and Rock responding perfectly. Also Rock calling Hurricane "Hamburgaler" was hilarious I thought. Of course the Iron Shiek (As seen on YouTube) calling the Ultimate Warrior a Lesbian ranks right up there with top insults in my book.... |
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Post by Big Hurt on Jan 23, 2007 11:28:19 GMT -5
My friend went "Park it yourself, Metallica breath!" to some drunken redneck at Ozzfest years back. I dunno why but I couldn't stop laughing. That was from that horrible movie, "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead!" Why do I know that? |
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Post by hollywood on Jan 23, 2007 11:35:17 GMT -5
BEST OF ALL TIME:
"JR, I would LOVE to smack you in the face. But it looks like GOD beat me to it!"
--Taz
VERY CLOSE SECOND:
"Kids, would you please tell your Daddy, that he's STILL fired!"
--Eric Bischoff, followed by Hall and Nash pointing at the sad kids and laughing hysterically
HONORABLE MENTION:
"Iran, number one! America, hack ptooey!"
--Iron Shiek
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 23, 2007 11:43:33 GMT -5
Even though I cannot stand The Rock these days, he's responsible for one of my favorite lines of all time, during Jericho's WWE debut (or shortly thereafter) when Rock says something along these lines "You come out here, on The Rock's show and you think you're somebody, and why? Because you've beaten some jabroni named JUVENTUD!?" Just the way Rock says "Juventud", full of ridicule and disbelief, made me crap my pants in laughter. Well, not literally. He called him "Hoot n' Toot", I think. And Jericho's response was priceless: "HEY! I TOOK HIS MASK, DAMMIT!" This HAS to be on youtube somewhere. |
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jan 23, 2007 15:54:46 GMT -5
It has to be in mid-2000 I think and the Rock and Al Snow were feuding and The Rock sad he thought Al Snow was the Janitor and cleans piss from toilets. I thought that was friggin hillarious!
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Post by Nuke is Good on Jan 23, 2007 16:04:55 GMT -5
I have half the brain that you do!
The Lashley one is good as well.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2007 16:07:14 GMT -5
BEST OF ALL TIME:"JR, I would LOVE to smack you in the face. But it looks like GOD beat me to it!" --Taz ' Ahhh ya beat me to it. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 23, 2007 16:08:09 GMT -5
When the The Rock was instructing Mankind to scrape the dog poop up for their match with Bulldog, and a dog is barking in the background..
"Now make sure you.. shut your mouth dog.. make sure you.."
Just the way that he does it so fast and confidently before going back to Foley is brilliant.
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?) a young and cocky (And HEEL) Shawn Micheals drew his number for the Royal rumble, and when asked for comment
