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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 18, 2007 16:01:46 GMT -5
So I was bored and looking through my photobucket account and found these old pics I made over 2 years ago for a parody video game news article about the next THQ game following Smackdown vs RAW 1, WWE Velocity vs HeAT! Featuring all your favorite jobbers from the present AND some legend jobbers from the past! ![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/GodzIsYourHero/box1.jpg) ![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/GodzIsYourHero/ws1.jpg) Yeah it sucks but I made it in 5 minutes. 2 things: -Look at how many people are now or ended up being champs in that Lineup. Paul London, Greg Helms, FUNAKI!! I actually wouldn't mind playing with a lineup like that. -Man...Stevie Richards and the bucket hat...gold! I was going to say, I kinda liked the hypothetical lineup of that game. Plus I like the Velocity Set better than the SD one. Yes, I know they're the same damn set with a palette swap, but the green "hyperspace effect" ovaltron on the ramp is pretty cool when the wrestlers come out.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 18, 2007 20:15:07 GMT -5
I had the Playstation control a Six Man Tag match with DX & Big Show(faces) against Carlito, Masters and Snitsky(heels) and the members of the winning team would each get a title shot for the WWE Championship.
And the heels won after Snitsky pinned Show after hitting a big boot.
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jan 18, 2007 20:25:10 GMT -5
I had the Playstation control a Six Man Tag match with DX & Big Show(faces) against Carlito, Masters and Snitsky(heels) and the members of the winning team would each get a title shot for the WWE Championship. And the heels won after Snitsky pinned Show after hitting a big boot. SNITSKY FOR WWE CHAMP! (This coming from someone who put the WWE Championship on Trevor Murdoch and the World Heavyweight on Shane.)
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 1:03:29 GMT -5
There's just something about handing out neck snapping Tiger Bombs that brightens up my day. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 19, 2007 7:42:05 GMT -5
I had the Playstation control a Six Man Tag match with DX & Big Show(faces) against Carlito, Masters and Snitsky(heels) and the members of the winning team would each get a title shot for the WWE Championship. And the heels won after Snitsky pinned Show after hitting a big boot. SNITSKY FOR WWE CHAMP! (This coming from someone who put the WWE Championship on Trevor Murdoch and the World Heavyweight on Shane.) You will be sad to know that Snitsky failed to win the WWE title. Yep my CAW beat him in a pretty average match.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 19, 2007 9:18:52 GMT -5
SNITSKY FOR WWE CHAMP! (This coming from someone who put the WWE Championship on Trevor Murdoch and the World Heavyweight on Shane.) You will be sad to know that Snitsky failed to win the WWE title. Yep my CAW beat him in a pretty average match. *Internets Assplode*
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 12:16:35 GMT -5
I'm in the middle of a storyline where Triple H is GM of RAW.
He put me (as Johnny Nitro, WWE Champion) in a Battle Royal with ... Daivari, Gregory Helms, Murdoch, f***in' Lita and someone else I can't remember, probably because I killed them all in under two minutes.
Tremendous.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 19, 2007 12:17:16 GMT -5
I'm in the middle of a storyline where Triple H is GM of RAW. He put me (as Johnny Nitro, WWE Champion) in a Battle Royal with ... Daivari, Gregory Helms, Murdoch, waxin' Lita and someone else I can't remember, probably because I killed them all in under two minutes. Tremendous. Yeah, I HATED that storyline. If I remember, the jist of it is HHH is scared of credible challengers and wants to end up facing a jobber or a woman.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 19, 2007 12:18:04 GMT -5
Another proud moment for WWE right there....make your most credible guy want to beat up a WOMAN.
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 19, 2007 12:41:15 GMT -5
I'm in the middle of a storyline where Triple H is GM of RAW. He put me (as Johnny Nitro, WWE Champion) in a Battle Royal with ... Daivari, Gregory Helms, Murdoch, waxin' Lita and someone else I can't remember, probably because I killed them all in under two minutes. Tremendous. Yeah, I HATED that storyline. If I remember, the jist of it is HHH is scared of credible challengers and wants to end up facing a jobber or a woman. No, what happens is HHH as interim Raw GM sets up a battle royal for no. 1 contender, which is odd since you as the champ is in it, and he just puts in a lot of uncredible challengers so that next week he can announce himself as the only credible challenger to the title.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 12:42:51 GMT -5
The worst part, for me, is JR losing his mind saying how 'these aren't main eventers, they don't deserve to wrestle for the WWE Title!'
I guess they're too small, or something.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 19, 2007 12:44:45 GMT -5
Yeah I know ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) . I loved when Daivari came out and he said "Ok NOW this is gettind ridiculous!"
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 12:50:39 GMT -5
Are Cruiserweights even allowed to play in Season Mode? Or do we just get laughed at and then squashed by Big Show in a movie sequence?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 12:53:17 GMT -5
I remember that storyline. Seemed Edge was the face, cause he was getting screwed out of the title shot. However, he did hate me as much as Trips, so I guess he's a tweener.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 13:01:10 GMT -5
And thanks to the wonderful Battle Royal elimination system, I was just thrown out by Lita.
That makes PERFECT sense!
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 19, 2007 13:31:58 GMT -5
And thanks to the wonderful Battle Royal elimination system, I was just thrown out by Lita. That makes PERFECT sense! LMAO, so did I the first time! And since I was Snitsky, that was unacceptable. I reset it and punted her face off.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 19, 2007 13:43:10 GMT -5
I was trowed out easily by Daivari. Keep in mind I was playing Matt Hardy.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 13:46:41 GMT -5
I beat it pretty easy as the Hot Rod.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 13:47:57 GMT -5
And thanks to the wonderful Battle Royal elimination system, I was just thrown out by Lita. That makes PERFECT sense! LMAO, so did I the first time! And since I was Snitsky, that was unacceptable. I reset it and punted her face off. Okay, did it the second time. I threw out Murdoch first because he's the only guy who I don't no-sell when he uses strikes (thanks for the weight class system, THQ!). I then hit a Northern Lights Driver on Daivari, threw him over and knocked him off the apron with an elbow (hey, thanks again, THQ!) Running STO on Gregory Helms, threw him out the same way. Boy, I love just bypassing that whole Rumble Meter every time! Hey, come back when you gain six inches and eighty pounds, you skinny bastard! Chavo Guerrero falls victim to a series of quick grapples followed by a Running Spike Tornado DDT and an elimination, leaving me with Lita ... ... who NATURALLY counters my finisher and then throws me over the ropes. However, I somehow find the reserves to fight off the threat of this 130 pound woman and roll in at the last second. Then, as any gentleman would do in the situation, I pummel her with head dropping manuvers that would make Misawa and Super Dragon cry out in horror, followed by me gently lifting her up and breaking her neck with a Tiger Bomb before throwing her ass out. Boy, that sure was fun, beating up on a woman and cruiserweights. Oh, I almost forgot, SCREW YOU YUKES/THQ FOR TAKING THE 'WRESTLING' OUT OF A WRESTLING GAME IN FAVOR OF ME FIGHTING WOMEN AND BEATING ON GROWN MEN IN HARDCORE MATCHES WITH UMBRELLAS! SCREW YOU AND YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN TOO, BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SERIES AND YOU CAN JAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASSES!! ![](http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1723/2066625932befeb1ca2ojh4.gif) YEAAAHH!
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 19, 2007 14:02:25 GMT -5
LMAO, so did I the first time! And since I was Snitsky, that was unacceptable. I reset it and punted her face off. Okay, did it the second time. I threw out Murdoch first because he's the only guy who I don't no-sell when he uses strikes (thanks for the weight class system, THQ!). I then hit a Northern Lights Driver on Daivari, threw him over and knocked him off the apron with an elbow (hey, thanks again, THQ!) Running STO on Gregory Helms, threw him out the same way. Boy, I love just bypassing that whole Rumble Meter every time! Hey, come back when you gain six inches and eighty pounds, you skinny bastard! Chavo Guerrero falls victim to a series of quick grapples followed by a Running Spike Tornado DDT and an elimination, leaving me with Lita ... ... who NATURALLY counters my finisher and then throws me over the ropes. However, I somehow find the reserves to fight off the threat of this 130 pound woman and roll in at the last second. Then, as any gentleman would do in the situation, I pummel her with head dropping manuvers that would make Misawa and Super Dragon cry out in horror, followed by me gently lifting her up and breaking her neck with a Tiger Bomb before throwing her ass out. Boy, that sure was fun, beating up on a woman and cruiserweights. Oh, I almost forgot, SCREW YOU YUKES/THQ FOR TAKING THE 'WRESTLING' OUT OF A WRESTLING GAME IN FAVOR OF ME FIGHTING WOMEN AND BEATING ON GROWN MEN IN HARDCORE MATCHES WITH UMBRELLAS! SCREW YOU AND YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN TOO, BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SERIES AND YOU CAN JAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASSES!! ![](http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1723/2066625932befeb1ca2ojh4.gif) YEAAAHH! This rant gets a: ![](http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1723/2066625932befeb1ca2ojh4.gif)
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