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Post by The G.O.A.T. on Jan 19, 2007 21:38:38 GMT -5
AND YOUR 2007 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER...............BIG DICK JOOOONNNNNNSSSSSSOOOOOOONNN
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iwchater
Samurai Cop
Greatest Album ever
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Post by iwchater on Jan 19, 2007 21:50:27 GMT -5
Big Dick Johnson & the word hard n the same sentence?
DAMN
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2007 22:23:13 GMT -5
When I go to a club and I see some fat jackass dancing. I don't think "Oh my god, that's hilarious!"
I think "Wow, that guys a prick. Why doesn't security kick him out?"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 19, 2007 22:31:13 GMT -5
You know he tries to parlay his 'fame' into getting chicks.
"Hey baby, you know that tub o' goo that shook things that should not be shooken on Monday? All BDJ baby"
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 19, 2007 22:32:33 GMT -5
You know he tries to parlay his 'fame' into getting chicks. "Hey baby, you know that tub o' goo that shook things that should not be shooken on Monday? All BDJ baby" "Hey baby, you like vanilla pudding?"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 19, 2007 22:33:39 GMT -5
" .. and crisco?"
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Post by ghettooverlord on Jan 19, 2007 22:44:18 GMT -5
Adds an extra two inches to your curveball.
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Jan 19, 2007 22:46:59 GMT -5
Is this a surprise or even newsworthy? A non-wrestler putting himself over the wrestlers and the wrestlers are pissed. My God, next you're going to tell me Umaga and Jamal from 3 Minute Warning are the same people . puting himself on the a show that drew 20,000 means he gets some of the money when he's not really a wrestler or really that entertaining. he ought to be fired for this.
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 19, 2007 22:49:01 GMT -5
AND YOUR 2007 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER...............BIG DICK JOOOONNNNNNSSSSSSOOOOOOONNN Look for this before the next board crash!
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 19, 2007 22:51:18 GMT -5
You know he tries to parlay his 'fame' into getting chicks. "Hey baby, you know that tub o' goo that shook things that should not be shooken on Monday? All BDJ baby" ROFL! "Heyyyyy, didja see me on TV last night? I was on wrestling." *strike one* "Nah, I'm not a wrestler. I'm on creative!" *strike two* "I was in a little yellow tho... hey baby, where ya goin'?"
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Jan 20, 2007 0:17:26 GMT -5
Why do i see him being an entrant in the Rumble as well. I would take a bet at 1-2 odds he will fill in for either a main eventer or a curtain jerker. RKO will take out a major face in the back(someone who won't lose a paycheck because they have pull with Vince) and Big Dick will do your annual Royal Rumble Comedy Spot ala Drew Carey, Bushwhacker Luke's four second elimination etc. The alternative is that a low card heel beats down a face either at the PPV or on the TV show prior to the PPV. The face then chases the cowardly heel out of the arena before his number is called. This spot has been done on a couple of Royal Rumbles. I can recall the Macho Man not appearing at one Rumble because he cost The Warrior the World Title in a earlier match. Of course, Macho was a major player at the time and I doubt they kept his share of the PPV revenue. However, if Kenny Dykstra is chased out the arena by HBK at the Rumble PPV as revenge from a beatdown on Raw, do you really think Kenny will get his cut? I doubt it. Kenny might get a little heat from the angle, but he gets to watch Big Dick fill his G-string with Kenny's cash.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 20, 2007 12:47:28 GMT -5
how dare they treat that great wrestling technician like that? shame on them!
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 20, 2007 12:54:20 GMT -5
BDJ is the greateast thing on WWE TV ATM
nd for some people thats true, sad sad people!
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 20, 2007 12:57:33 GMT -5
I'm gonna voice an unpopular opinion...
Get ready for it...
Here it comes...
I think he's funny.
*ducks rain of garbage and car batteries*
I'm sorry, but I do. It's ridiculous, it has NOTHING to do with wrestling, but it makes me laugh uncontrollably. I don't know why. I'm usually better than that.
That said, him getting an appearance fee for what he does is ridiculous. He should totally be getting heat from the wrestlers for sucking up cash like that.
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 20, 2007 12:59:26 GMT -5
hehehe I think Kari just said that BDJ was fun... oh wait she did!
GUNS AT THE READY!
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 20, 2007 13:06:43 GMT -5
Good. You keep an eye out for HIM *points toward Gender tag at left* and I'll just sneak out this way.>>>>
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 20, 2007 13:11:51 GMT -5
you watch the vid of him raping the miz and then tell me he doesnt deserve a world title shot.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 20, 2007 13:12:14 GMT -5
Good. Naked Mideon was funny, this guy is horrible.
Hopefully Teddy long books him against THE UNDATAKAH and he chokeslams him into Bob Sapps new car
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 20, 2007 13:20:09 GMT -5
Can we have this afterward?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 20, 2007 13:25:31 GMT -5
Can we have this afterward? Boy thoes are tiny people.
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