AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 20, 2007 16:37:30 GMT -5
^and that's exactly why Scotty and Funaki won't get canned.
Not all of the wrestlers people listed were jobbers, though.
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Post by lovingway on Jan 20, 2007 16:38:25 GMT -5
Well Mikey and Nicky just re-debuted on OVW this week, so I guess they might be safe
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Jan 20, 2007 16:39:33 GMT -5
They gotta get rid of the "Four Horsemen of Crap" Val, Scotty, Stevie, and Funaki. All 4 are useless and do absolutely nothing. No way Stevie goes anywhere. |
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Post by Maxnificent on Jan 20, 2007 16:41:16 GMT -5
Well Mikey and Nicky just re-debuted on OVW this week, so I guess they might be safe What were their gimmicks? And were they still together, or doing their own thing? |
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Post by lovingway on Jan 20, 2007 16:47:35 GMT -5
They are together, still called Mikey and Nicky and have some Alpha Phi type name
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Post by Yann on Jan 20, 2007 16:56:36 GMT -5
The ones I would cut:
Jim Duggan - As I said last week on another thread.. I don't think he's entertaining at all. Plus he's not in a top notch shape (I know, nothing like Piper but still).
Spirit Squad - Who cares.
Viscera - Boo-urns. Only for his finishing move, he deserves to be kicked out.
Funaki - See Spirit Squad.
THEN, hire:
Muhammad Hassan: I miss this character so much.
A lot of cruiserweight wrestlers. WE NEED A DIVISION GAWD DAMMIT.
Rosey - Take him back to the WWE, name him "Tonka" (LOL) and put him with Umaga. THAT would be a real bulldozer.
Gangrel - Put him on Raw to feud with Randy Orton. Mind games would be awesome.
EDIT: Put him on Smackdown to team with the Brothers of Destruction to form the New Ministry.
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Post by Error on Jan 20, 2007 17:01:58 GMT -5
Well Mikey and Nicky just re-debuted on OVW this week, so I guess they might be safe And the Gymini just won the Tag Team Titles in DSW with Bill DeMott managing them (according to the last tv report I read). So that doesn't necessarly mean they will stay. |
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Post by nisi on Jan 20, 2007 17:05:32 GMT -5
Am I the only guy here who loves Renee Dupree and thinks that if WWE wanted, he could be huge? I don't know about "huge" but I like Dupree and definitely think he could go much farther than he has. There is plenty of time. The initial post makes a good point though, that many of us (guilty myself) were sure that most of the Spirit Squad would be quickly released, and they seem to have survived so far--although I think Godz is right that there is plenty of time for THEM to get the ax too. |
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jan 20, 2007 17:11:28 GMT -5
Mikey... I dunno, maybe they just kept him around to keep Torrie happy. Giggidy. ;D |
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Jan 20, 2007 17:15:03 GMT -5
The ones I would cut: Jim Duggan - As I said last week on another thread.. I don't think he's entertaining at all. Plus he's not in a top notch shape (I know, nothing like Piper but still). Spirit Squad - Who cares. Viscera - Boo-urns. Only for his finishing move, he deserves to be kicked out. Funaki - See Spirit Squad. THEN, hire: Muhammad Hassan: I miss this character so much. A lot of cruiserweight wrestlers. WE NEED A DIVISION GAWD DAMMIT. Rosey - Take him back to the WWE, name him "Tonka" (LOL) and put him with Umaga. THAT would be a real bulldozer. Gangrel - Put him on Raw to feud with Randy Orton. Mind games would be awesome.EDIT: Put him on Smackdown to team with the Brothers of Destruction to form the New Ministry. Thank you, these ideas would make WWE watchable for me again. You win the internet. |
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Post by Maxnificent on Jan 21, 2007 0:23:49 GMT -5
They are together, still called Mikey and Nicky and have some Alpha Phi type name So what is it, a college fraternity gimmick? |
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Post by mrchimpus on Jan 21, 2007 0:25:06 GMT -5
^and that's exactly why Scotty and Funaki won't get canned. Not all of the wrestlers people listed were jobbers, though. You can't just have two jobbers, cause everybody knows, newcomers have to decimate at least four jobbers before they start decimating the lowcarders and midcarders. |
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Post by Nikkie Knox on Jan 21, 2007 0:34:18 GMT -5
Why does Whore-y whore-y still have a job. SHE would be the first one I fire. Let her go back to the strip club Johnny Ace found her at...
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 21, 2007 0:39:18 GMT -5
Dancin' Stevie Richards will always have a job because, sadly, somebody needs to take a brutal beating from whatever totally stiff hoss Vince throws out on Raw every six months. Stevie shows up, gets his nose broke, his bad neck wrenched, and rests up til the next stiff arrives.
He's safe.
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Post by JMA on Jan 21, 2007 1:18:43 GMT -5
My opinion on the four wrestlers mentioned (since posters seem to be doing that...):
Val - Vastly underrated wrestler saddled with a gimmick that hasn't been good for years. He could be over if WWE repackaged him as an evil Social Darwinist. He definitely deserves more than jobber status, though.
Scotty 2 Hotty - I wouldn't mind if he was cut.
Funaki - I like him, but I don't like seeing him as a jobber. Therefore, I'd like to see him let go.
Stevie - Even more underrated than Val. With the right plus, Stevie could be an IC contender.
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Post by JMA on Jan 21, 2007 1:19:29 GMT -5
Also, WWE should fire Matt Striker. He brings nothing to the table.
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