New Wrestler in SD dark match (SPOILER)

[Chainsaw]

godz said:

chainsawiscaw said:

...Some days, I really wish they'd just go out of business.

That, or Vince Sr, Andre the Giant, and a few others 'wise from their gwaves' (yes thats an Altered Beast reference) in zombie form to extract revenge on Vince for what the WWE has become.

I can picture that going down like the "Something To Tide You Over" segment of "Creepshow".

[Matt Rogers]

GOD DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME TO DIE ON A BEACH! I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMMIT! I'M VINCE *Glug* man... *Glub*

[Chainsaw]

mattrogers said:

GOD DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME TO DIE ON A BEACH! I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMMIT! I'M VINCE *Glug* man... *Glub*

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH...FOR A LOOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!

It's official. Vince has become Richard Vickers.

[Mark4HBK]

chonson said:

What a hottie.

And I'm supposed to buy that this ^^^ is not a woman...?!?

I know WWE assumes most of its fans do the "five knuckle shuffle" on a regular basis, but how blind do they think we've become...?

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

mark4hbk said:

chonson said:

What a hottie.

And I'm supposed to buy that this ^^^ is not a woman...?!?

I know WWE assumes most of its fans do the "five knuckle shuffle" on a regular basis, but how blind do they think we've become...?

Now imagine that in a full bodysuit like something Lyger or Great Sasuke would wear, possibly padded in the arms, legs, and waist to hide the femininity, and her hair tucked in under a hood.

Its really not that far-fetched.

[Chainsaw]

Personally, I think it's a cool idea, it just sounds like they'll turn it into a comedy more than a serious storyline about a woman that beats guys under the guise of a man.

So, it'll be interesting to see how WWE cocks this up.

[Ace Diamond]

mark4hbk said:

chonson said:

What a hottie.

And I'm supposed to buy that this ^^^ is not a woman...?!?

I know WWE assumes most of its fans do the "five knuckle shuffle" on a regular basis, but how blind do they think we've become...?

The trick lies in the disguise. Enough binding and a mask and she could pass for a cruiserweight no problem.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

ajdynon said:

Prior to Tuesday's Smackdown taping, there was a masked wrestler who wore a black suit and went by the name of 'San-Eye' from Japan. San-Eye wrestled Jamie Noble and even beat him with a rollup. As it turns out, 'San-Eye' is actually female wrestler Shantelle Taylor. The idea is that people aren't supposed to pick up that she is a woman. Taylor is a 20-year old Canadian who is under a developmental deal in Deep South Wrestling. This wasn't Taylor's first appearance as 'San-Eye' as she also wrestled on some SmackDown house shows over the weekend."

Source: PWInsider.com

Will she be wrestling as a lady or a masked "dude LOOKS like a lady"?

[mysterydriver]

2-1: This ends after a minor winning streak when someone pulls off her mask and goes into seizures because they lost to a woman. Then Teddy banishes her to "where she belongs" in the woman's division and she loses to Ashley in a squash.

3-1: Ninja Torrie type revealing, where she disappears immediately afterwards.

5-1: Reveals she is a woman after winning the Cruiserweight Title.

10-1: Never revealed. Fired before the gimmick really gets going.

Push: Feuds with Miz.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

mysterydriver said:

2-1: This ends after a minor winning streak when someone pulls off her mask and goes into seizures because they lost to a woman. Then Teddy banishes her to "where she belongs" in the woman's division and she loses to Ashley in a squash.

3-1: Ninja Torrie type revealing, where she disappears immediately afterwards.

5-1: Reveals she is a woman after winning the Cruiserweight Title.

10-1: Never revealed. Fired before the gimmick really gets going.

Push: Feuds with Miz.

You frighten me with the accuracy of your predictions, sir.
But it's all right.

[dirtydickraines]

They should have named her Mulan. Anyway, am I the only person getting a Boys Don't Cry vibe from this?

[Vice honcho room temperature]

dirtydickraines said:

They should have named her Mulan. Anyway, am I the only person getting a Boys Don't Cry vibe from this?

Its more of a Yental vibe.

[odanobunaga]

Holy crap, this is super awesome! A mysterious wrestler who is in fact a women! If she can go in the ring, she have a fan right here!

[Banned Member]

chonson said:

What a hottie.

I still prefer Trish, but not bad.

[Next Level was WRONG]

Wow, its like Shakespeare.. only with wrestling.


Please let this work.

[Ace Diamond]

Although I know every other time what I'm about to suggest is done the result has been crap, would anybody find it interesting/amusing if under this guise she won the crusierweight championship? Not necessarily from Helms, but just saying.

[MGH]

And Nobel continues to be one of if not the most unused guy on the roster.

[odanobunaga]

aodpilot said:

Although I know every other time it's been done the result has been crap, would anybody find it interesting/amusing if under this guise she won the crusierweight championship? Not necessarily from Helms, but just saying.

I´ve seen this "angle" work outside wrestling. It just need to be booked right.

So expect to have a new jobber in the WWE. The twist is that is a girl instead of Funaki getting beat.

[Sharpy Snow]

It could be very interesting.

I kinda regret clicking this though as it totally ruins the eventual suprise XD

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Any idea how she is in the ring?

I remember when Gail Kim was touted as the 'female Rey Mysterio', and she was pretty dreadful for a while until she found her niche as the 'Woman of a Thousand Holds', which was really good, actually.

Gail was the only person in WWE that I remember using the Octopus Stretch.