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Post by Loki on Jan 18, 2007 12:29:35 GMT -5
Right... another "Oh no! more Divas" thread.
Yet we all love our Divas in our Sigs... ;D
Sure, hiring more bikini models isn't gonna usher the next boom in pro-wrestling, but apparently even most of us "smart fans" can't resist to the "call of the wild".
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Post by MGH on Jan 18, 2007 12:38:20 GMT -5
Reminds me of that report that came out saying Vince wants more humor and comedy on the shows.
WTF?
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 12:38:23 GMT -5
Well according to one of my friends, Victoria, Lita and Trinity are ugly and have "man faces" Yep. I look at those three and DEFINITELY think "man". Mickie IS a horseface. Jillian DOES look like a robot. Victoria, Trinity and Lita all have SERIOUS cases of "Is that a transvestite?," and their enormous fake tatas don't help. They all have nice bodies, but so do a lot of transvestites. Lita looks great in some pictures, and I saw her in person and she looked pretty. HOWEVER. I still have no idea what people are talking about when they say Victoria, Trinity and Lita 'look like trannies'. You're telling me THAT looks like a man? That's 100% woman to me. Not a fragile little stick figure with big eyes, a little heart-shaped face and blonde hair. What kind of world do we live in when a woman like THAT is called 'mannish'?
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Post by skskillz on Jan 18, 2007 13:02:43 GMT -5
Right... another "Oh no! more Divas" thread. Yet we all love our Divas in our Sigs... ;D Sure, hiring more bikini models isn't gonna usher the next boom in pro-wrestling, but apparently even most of us "smart fans" can't resist to the "call of the wild". Absolutely true. It's sad when posters bash the Diva Search, but then the same posters put pictures of Christy Hemme's butt cheeks in their sigs and create 50 page threads about Maria and Ariel. In other words, the WWE is marketing to the right people. It's just that a bunch of the "smart fans" are in denial. Either that or hypocricy. Denial sounds less insulting.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 18, 2007 13:08:30 GMT -5
Didn't the RAW ratings go up both times Cena lost the WWE Title? Of course they absolutely refuse to go this route, but it's painfully obvious that he's more of a draw when he's chasing the title. I don't understand their undying need to have the belt on him all the time. All the Cena marks that buy all his merch are still going to keep watching and buying just as much of his crap whether he has the WWE Title or not. Put the title on someone else. You still get ratings and money from Cena fans, and you stop losing the large section of your fanbase that hate the guy.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 18, 2007 13:09:42 GMT -5
Mickie IS a horseface. Jillian DOES look like a robot. Victoria, Trinity and Lita all have SERIOUS cases of "Is that a transvestite?," and their enormous fake tatas don't help. They all have nice bodies, but so do a lot of transvestites. Lita looks great in some pictures, and I saw her in person and she looked pretty. HOWEVER. I still have no idea what people are talking about when they say Victoria, Trinity and Lita 'look like trannies'. You're telling me THAT looks like a man? That's 100% woman to me. Not a fragile little stick figure with big eyes, a little heart-shaped face and blonde hair. What kind of world do we live in when a woman like THAT is called 'mannish'? THANK YOU! If ANYONE has ever looked like a "trannie" (Nicole Bass and Chyna nonwithstanding) its CERTAIN pictures of Ashley and Francine. And Victoria doesnt have enormous fake implants. I think they're perfectly realistically sized. Right... another "Oh no! more Divas" thread. Yet we all love our Divas in our Sigs... ;D Sure, hiring more bikini models isn't gonna usher the next boom in pro-wrestling, but apparently even most of us "smart fans" can't resist to the "call of the wild". Absolutely true. It's sad when posters bash the Diva Search, but then the same posters put pictures of Christy Hemme's butt cheeks in their sigs and create 50 page threads about Maria and Ariel. In other words, the WWE is marketing to the right people. It's just that a bunch of the "smart fans" are in denial. Either that or hypocricy. Denial sounds less insulting. Well, Christy Hemme had a true desire to succeed in wrestling, not just as eye candy. Ariel was already IN wrestling and spent time in OVW as Shelly Martinez. Kelly and her ilk are useless skanks plucked out of a bikini mag for their willingness to show their t**s. Thats the difference to me.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 18, 2007 13:39:24 GMT -5
Keep watching Chikara? Ok.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 18, 2007 13:42:27 GMT -5
Keep watching Chikara? Ok. Indeed. At least there the women are hot(Daizee Haze, Sumie Sakai, Ranmaru, hell, even Mickie Knuckles), and they can all wrestle.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 13:45:51 GMT -5
Keep watching Chikara? Ok. Indeed. At least there the women are hot(Daizee Haze, Sumie Sakai, Ranmaru, hell, even Mickie Knuckles), and they can all wrestle. I'm attracted to women with talent. Go figure.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 18, 2007 13:47:56 GMT -5
Keep watching Chikara? Ok. Indeed. At least there the women are hot(Daizee Haze, Sumie Sakai, Ranmaru, hell, even Mickie Knuckles), and they can all wrestle. CORRECT-A-MUNDO!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 18, 2007 13:49:30 GMT -5
Indeed. At least there the women are hot(Daizee Haze, Sumie Sakai, Ranmaru, hell, even Mickie Knuckles), and they can all wrestle. CORRECT-A-MUNDO! CHECK OUT THE BRAIN ON BRAD!!!!!!!! *I thought my name was Bret*
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 13:50:43 GMT -5
CORRECT-A-MUNDO! CHECK OUT THE BRAIN ON BRAD!!!!!!!! *I thought my name was Bret* That's a tasty burger.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 18, 2007 13:55:35 GMT -5
CHECK OUT THE BRAIN ON BRAD!!!!!!!! *I thought my name was Bret* That's a tasty burger. "Say "What" again! Say "What" again! I dare you! I double dare you, mutha****ah! Say "What" one more god dammned time!"
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 13:59:25 GMT -5
"Say "What" again! Say "What" again! I dare you! I double dare you, mutha****ah! Say "What" one more god dammned time!" 'Where you from? 'What'? What's no place I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?' www.youtube.com/watch?v=t698JBU9K0o
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Post by gabou142 on Jan 18, 2007 14:16:03 GMT -5
If I want to look at a hot chick, I get on the internet and find them naked, and quite possibly doing unspeakable things with a great dane. This fellow is right, I always thought the same thing, I understand that in the eraly nineties or even mid nineties, it might have helped, because people under eighteen could not easily see almost nude women. But it's 2007, about everybody and their mothers have access to the internet. Why would I sit in front of a bikini match in which I know I won't even see a boob when all I have to do to see two hot women doing nasty things together is to open internet explorer and type a few letters...Seriously Vince, evolve!! And I'm off going to try and see if my theory about girls doing nasty things on internet is true...only for research of course!!
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 18, 2007 14:42:36 GMT -5
This is funny. I can imagine a board meeting with Vince giving the inspirational speach "YOU KNOW WHY OUR RATINGS ARE DOWN?!! (compared to 5-6 years ago anyway) IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE IS UGLY!!! GET ME GIRLS IN BIKINI'S DAMNIT!!!" Honestly, this report is about as fake as Ariels lovepillows ROFL!!! And you see Snitsky and Umaga start sliding down in their chairs to be inconspicuous. And this may be fake, but it's not completely out of the scope of reality.
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Post by dirtydickraines on Jan 18, 2007 15:05:02 GMT -5
Victoria really isn't very attractive. She is pretty good in the ring, but that doesn't change the fact that she isn't attractive. And to the guy who thinks Mickie Knuckles is hott, are you serious? I mean she has that chubbie, pasty thing going on, but I guess thats all some people need. ;D
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 18, 2007 15:07:53 GMT -5
Victoria really isn't very attractive. She is pretty good in the ring, but that doesn't change the fact that she isn't attractive. And to the guy who thinks Mickie Knuckles is hott, are you serious? I mean she has that chubbie, pasty thing going on, but I guess thats all some people need. ;D Hey, Mickie Knuckles is freakin' cute, dammit! She's not a barbie doll or WWE diva by any standards, but she is definetly cute.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 18, 2007 15:09:36 GMT -5
I'll betcha WWE's kicking itself for not changing it's name to "TNA" now.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 15:25:12 GMT -5
Victoria really isn't very attractive. She is pretty good in the ring, but that doesn't change the fact that she isn't attractive. And to the guy who thinks Mickie Knuckles is hott, are you serious? I mean she has that chubbie, pasty thing going on, but I guess thats all some people need. ;D Yes, she is attractive, and I'm using pretty wide standards here. Tell me what, name some 'Divas' that you find attractive.
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