JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Jan 17, 2007 2:34:00 GMT -5
He's asleep. He's an old man.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 17, 2007 2:58:15 GMT -5
I am the greatest, though this is what he thinks 24 hours a day 'Who's the greatest?!' 'I'M THE GREATEST!!" ;D
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Post by eugenemark on Jan 17, 2007 3:05:47 GMT -5
Vince " Hunter who should face Cena at wm23 now that ur hurt"
HHH " What about that orton kid" Vince " no no that won't work"
HHH "what about Edge again"
Vince " no" HHH " Then idk who Vince " MEEEEEEEEE!"
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Mitch 4:20
Don Corleone
The Cherry One
Posts: 2,062
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Jan 17, 2007 3:23:21 GMT -5
Vince: "I've got my finger on the pulse of America, which is why next week, live on Raw... I'm booking Mark Maguire vs Barry Bonds in a black on white handicap Bat-on-a-pole match. Winner gets to be number 30 in this year's Royal Rumble and the bat will be legal!"
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 17, 2007 3:42:21 GMT -5
'Who's the greatest?!' 'I'M THE GREATEST!!" ;D I AM THE GREETEST! I AM NOW LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jan 17, 2007 4:04:21 GMT -5
'I'M THE GREATEST!!" ;D I AM THE GREETEST! I AM NOW LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN! Choked on my dinner, thanks.
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Post by viscera on Jan 17, 2007 4:14:19 GMT -5
Look at me... I'm Vince Mcmahon! Now I'm hiring the president of the united States to a magic forced contract! Now I'm making him job to Scotty 2 Hotty! I rule so hard! That Linda is my ho bitch! I wish I was emperor of the world. What's a Borat? Comdy is funny... wrestling is stupid. I should enslave all my fans and make them watch whatever I want. Where'd that evil marshmallow bunny come from... hello Mr. Bunny! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 17, 2007 5:33:53 GMT -5
<shudders> Pandas...
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 17, 2007 7:15:28 GMT -5
Marty Jannety? I thought I fired that guy...
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Post by Majibb on Jan 17, 2007 7:42:04 GMT -5
Mr. McMahon dream sequence #35108492
Holds a meeting with a gaming company who recently won the license to the rights of the SD! series, and is about to push his agenda to them.
Vince: Okay (random gaming company), from now on, the SD!vR series will no longer have custom superstars, and every playable superstar must only be John Cena, I must give the fans something I want, and if..." :gets distracted by a flying imaginary one dollar bill with wings and chases after it and giggles:
15 min. later
Vince: "As I was saying, if you don't comply with my demands, then all of you will be FFAAHHRRRED!!!" :grabs poster of Cena: "This man is going to save this business, and he entertains me, therefore he's entertaining to the fans, and all fans are Vince McMahon(s) DAMMIT!"
Game Company Rep. 1: "But, how will that make people buy the game with such limited options?"
Vince: "Are you undermining me?!" :turns around, drops trou, bends over, and the rep is inexplicably magnitized to Vince's rear end for several seconds and is released from Vince's rectal grasp:
Game Company Rep. 1: "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU!!...[pupils shrunken, short pause]...I shall comply."
All the other workers representing the game company suddenly have their pupils shrunken by Vince's bare butt.
Game Company Rep. 2: "I totally understand Vince's logic."
Game Company Rep. 3: "Logic? Logic has no place in natural thought! Just like continuity."
Game Company Rep. 4: "Let's do something more evil, we'll only put pictures of shirtless Cena, and promise the buyers a revamped Elimination Chamber AI, The buyers will love it."
All Co. Reps: All bow down to the SuperCena!
Vince temporarily becomes Mr. Burns: "Excellent, now the sports-entertainment regime will be nearly unstoppable. [evil laughter]"
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 17, 2007 8:57:52 GMT -5
Bring me more baby's blood!
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 17, 2007 9:44:11 GMT -5
"Stupid, sexy Pandas."
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 17, 2007 9:52:54 GMT -5
Is spoofing the Saddam thing too soon?
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kinkymagic
AC Slater
Your t-shirts are too tight too Billy!
Posts: 114
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Post by kinkymagic on Jan 17, 2007 10:05:05 GMT -5
I hope nobody finds out my love for Cena, Batista and Lashley is because of my latent homosexuality.
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Post by davephlegmball on Jan 17, 2007 12:41:45 GMT -5
"I am glad that TNA is burying Samoa Joe and AJ Styles--now i won't have to pay them as much when they join the 'E'."
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Post by dennisisevil on Jan 17, 2007 18:38:46 GMT -5
More than likely right now he is pooping his pants and telling everyone how the Chicago Bears and their rootin' tootin' stud Quarterback Jim McMahon are gonna own the New England Patriots at Superbowl 20.
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