MetalGearDizzle
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Post by MetalGearDizzle on Jan 14, 2007 17:17:52 GMT -5
Pointless info, but he was in my store today buying some shit. I helped him out because he couldn't find shit, and we talked for a while. A mutual friend of ours passed away recently so we had shit to talk about. But the man loves his Zone bars.
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Post by Count Creepyhead on Jan 14, 2007 17:22:32 GMT -5
Makes mental note, to be successful, avoid Zone bars.
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Post by Psy on Jan 14, 2007 17:27:38 GMT -5
Interesting note, those bars are actually made from squirrel nuts.
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Post by Suck it Trebek! on Jan 14, 2007 20:29:15 GMT -5
Interesting note, those bars are actually made from squirrel nuts. Whew, for a second there I thought you said squirrel's nuts. Had me worried |
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Post by mrchimpus on Jan 14, 2007 20:55:08 GMT -5
Interesting note, those bars are actually made from squirrel nuts. Whew, for a second there I thought you said squirrel's nuts. Had me worried with protein bars, it might actually have some. |
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Post by tna on Jan 14, 2007 20:55:27 GMT -5
Makes mental note, to be successful, avoid Zone bars. lol |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 14, 2007 21:05:57 GMT -5
People say to me, 'Matt, you're a freak'.
They say, 'Matt, you've got a gift!'
They ... know NOTHING ... about me.
Voice Over Guy - 'At No Way Out, Matt Hardy because Cruiserweight Champion of the World. Right after he used Zone Protein Bars.'
Zone protein. Extreme dietary suppliments ... for EXTREME results.
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Mr. Derp
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Post by Mr. Derp on Jan 14, 2007 21:09:26 GMT -5
So what other products was he buying at the store besides protein bars? I am very curious to get a peek into matt hardys life. Knowing that he eats protein bars is very helpful.
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MetalGearDizzle
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Post by MetalGearDizzle on Jan 14, 2007 23:05:56 GMT -5
So what other products was he buying at the store besides protein bars? I am very curious to get a peek into matt hardys life. Knowing that he eats protein bars is very helpful. lol, dude loves Panteen shampoo. He buys like, lots of it, I never really understand why. We ran into eachother at Walmart a couple months ago, and he had like 4 bottles then too. I tried to see when I could go to his house again, he said he was busy. Lamer. haha. |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 14, 2007 23:13:26 GMT -5
So what other products was he buying at the store besides protein bars? I am very curious to get a peek into matt hardys life. Knowing that he eats protein bars is very helpful. lol, dude loves Panteen shampoo. He buys like, lots of it, I never really understand why. We ran into eachother at Walmart a couple months ago, and he had like 4 bottles then too. I tried to see when I could go to his house again, he said he was busy. Lamer. haha. Well, he needs it to get the lustre in his flowing locks. Which is funny, because he has always had some of the greasiest hair in wrestling. |
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Post by MCP Hates You on Jan 14, 2007 23:21:20 GMT -5
He has to shower a lot on the road.
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Post by Bhester on Jan 14, 2007 23:23:32 GMT -5
He has to shower a lot on the road. Maybe some of it was a gift for CM Punk. He's trying to instill life on the road to the rookie who hasn't caught on to all the kinks yet. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2007 23:25:54 GMT -5
So what other products was he buying at the store besides protein bars? I am very curious to get a peek into matt hardys life. Knowing that he eats protein bars is very helpful. lol, dude loves Panteen shampoo. He buys like, lots of it, I never really understand why. We ran into eachother at Walmart a couple months ago, and he had like 4 bottles then too. I tried to see when I could go to his house again, he said he was busy. Lamer. haha. 4 bottles of shampoo, you say? Maybe the guy just likes to use an entire bottle per shower.  |
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Post by krazysane on Jan 14, 2007 23:37:13 GMT -5
maybe he tries to wash jeffs dirty hair an it takes 4 bottles to do so
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 14, 2007 23:48:46 GMT -5
I'd like to see Matt Hardy do a shampoo commercial.
Announcer: "Do you have bad dandruff?"
Matt: "Oooooh yeeeeeeah!!!!!!!" (like the theme music)
Announcer: "Well then try new Head and Shoulders! And if you're ever looking to dye your hair...."
Matt: "I will not dye!"
Lenny: "That was the corniest joke I have ever made and I deeply apologize."
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 14, 2007 23:51:18 GMT -5
I guess that could been a Matt Fact if he still did them.
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Post by MCP Hates You on Jan 14, 2007 23:51:53 GMT -5
To be fair to Matt, slapping a tornado builds up a mighty amount of hair grease.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 14, 2007 23:53:21 GMT -5
I miss the Matt Facts.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 14, 2007 23:56:47 GMT -5
We need Matt Facts back.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 14, 2007 23:59:18 GMT -5
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