Rob Van Dam posting under the influence

[Byakugan]

OH GOD he's hilarious

[amsiraK]

That blog is BONUS GOLD. High or not, he's a pisser.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

I can't read that and look at that picture of him without laughing.

[Garcia Vega]

He's like a 15 year old in a grown man's body.

[therob]

I love that stoned awesome man.

[odanobunaga]

Remenber Kids:

Don´t get Blogging while Weeding!

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Best Line:

If you were to experience a lethal overdose from cannabis, you would be the first in the recorded history of the world. This is not, by the way, a challenge!

Why do I get a feeling that it's a challenge he has accepted before?

[John Cena PWNS!!!]

Where does it say he is high?

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

RVD is my god damn hero.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

lenny said:

Best Line:

If you were to experience a lethal overdose from cannabis, you would be the first in the recorded history of the world. This is not, by the way, a challenge!

Why do I get a feeling that it's a challenge he has accepted before?

*throws a $5 bill on the table*

I'M IN!!

Wait, what? I don't actually win the bet unless I experience a lethal overdose? OK....


Wait ... "lethal" menas I'll die? F*** this, man, I want my $5 back.

What do you mean you just bought a nickel bag with it? Does anyone even sell bags that small anymore?




You bastard.


*walks away grumbling*

[Ultimate Reality]

You'd have to be stoned out of your gourd to think that WATCHING JAWS 3 was a reasonably entertaining or intellectually stimulating way to spend a couple hours.....but to actually spend time thinking about how the shark got to Sea World of land-locked Orlando? Holy mackerel. RVD, you're my F'N hero.

[JMA]

RVD makes me want to start smoking weed. He's that cool.

Also, the Jaws 3 line was gold. Still, nothing will ever top "Don't go speeding while you're weeding."

[frickinsweet]

Is that RVD or Jim Anchower from The Onion?

[Hulk With A Mustache]

disposableneedles said:

Where does it say he is high?

That had me laughing for 5 minutes!!!!

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Also, I want to know how Jaws got into Sea World if it's in the land-locked city of Orlando as well. He may have been high, but he did bring up a good point.

[kickassforumguyme]

Rob Van Dam secured his spot as my favorite wrestler.

[Virt McGirt]

jbcool said:

This is like something Jay would rant about in Jay and Silent Bob flicks

And, if he sober's up next time he updates the site, expect Rob's next blog to be something along the lines of:

Y'know, sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life, instead of going online and crap. Like be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and crap.[thinks] Or maybe be an astronaut. Yeah - like be the first motherwaxer to see a new galaxy, or discover a new alien life form...and wax it. Then people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy waxed a martian once. Right in his stupid black hole."

(Yes, I realize that actually reads worse than the real one, but hey, it was Jay's rant in "Clerks II", thought it'd read funnier )

[Legion]

I don't think he is that high. He seems a little sarcastic in places and perhaps slightly annoyed when he talks about skating the line. However everything is spelt correctly and even the grammer is spot on. Would someone who is a complete waste of space be able to manage that while high?

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legion said:

I don't think he is that high. He seems a little sarcastic in places and perhaps slightly annoyed when he talks about skating the line. However everything is spelt correctly and even the grammer is spot on. Would someone who is a complete waste of space be able to manage that while high?

Its not like being drunk for some people it seems to just heighten their senses...I dont smoke but I know alot of people that do and sit on the computer and write ALOT...

[Ultimate Reality]

jma said:

RVD makes me want to start smoking weed. He's that cool.

If you're still a minor, I don't think RVD would think that would be very rad of you.

From his High Times interview, March 1999

Rob didn’t start smoking until he was 21 years old, and thinks people should wait until they are adults to drink or smoke. “When I was a kid I thought pot-smoking was for skinny, long-haired hippies who don’t want to do nothing but sit on the couch all day. I would stay away from any drug when I was a kid. For any kid, pot-smoking is going to get in their way and be an obstruction.”

When I mention to Van Dam why he’s taking a risk in announcing to the world that he’s a cannabis consumer, he says, “People say, ‘Hey, you can buy pot right down the street, pick up a bag on the corner, why do you care if it’s legal? It’s not hard to find.’ But who wants the threat of cops bustin’ down your door takin’ all your (crap), your house and your cars, just because you’re smokin’ a little herb?”

I didn't post the link because it's got some profanity, and BAH GAWD there may be children reading this!