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Post by 50cena on Feb 2, 2007 9:38:47 GMT -5
Yo yo yo! Where my dawgz at?
Ric Flair? You make me sick, Flair! I can't stand you and your stupid white hair!
Yo crappy act is so outdated Yo wrestling skills be so overrated Somebody gotta make yo ass stop Cuz all you do is chop, chop chop
Yo matches suck you slow and sloppy And you so old yo boobies gone floppy You look like a drag queen, give or take I mean at least a drag queen's titties are fake Those things are gross, thats ma deduction Seriously Ric get a breast recution!
You promo skills be totally s**t You look like you havin an epileptic fit All you can do is say "woo woo woo" Well then I gotta give you the big F-U!
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Post by rrm15 on Feb 2, 2007 9:39:12 GMT -5
...word??
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Post by THE Dinobot on Feb 2, 2007 9:40:15 GMT -5
The dude's gotta point....20 years ago. And now.
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 2, 2007 9:41:44 GMT -5
Clever, but what is it with all these "new" posters ripping on anyone popular on the boards?
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Post by Jew4Bacon on Feb 2, 2007 9:41:54 GMT -5
good to see you Made your 4th Post a Good One,
But Flair is a Legend, has done so more than anyone cept Hogan
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Post by Nickie James on Feb 2, 2007 9:47:40 GMT -5
What's next, man? You're taking on Scott Steiner? Oh well if you're staying with this collection of one-liners... Ric Flair is a legend, yah know... You should at least respect that. Let's see you two go toe to toe.. He'll take you to school on the big mat.
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Post by Funkyjumbo on Feb 2, 2007 10:31:19 GMT -5
Flair keeps strutting even at his age He's still a profesional but with a bit of road rage A Wrestling world champion, total number sixteen To be the man you gotta beat the man , know what I mean Personal life he's being hit with divorce, Though he always knows a man called Horse Strutting, woooing and a knife edge chop Figure four leg lock and front face flop Respect your elders, and Flair is one give credit due for what he's done Present day he's still going strong. I wish however he'd put a shirt on
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Post by gronkboy on Feb 2, 2007 10:45:03 GMT -5
I just wish that he would start doing the flop again, man I miss that....
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Feb 2, 2007 10:46:25 GMT -5
Why does everyone need to have a gimmick nowadays?
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 2, 2007 10:50:18 GMT -5
Ric Flair is a legend. Flying Elbow.
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Post by Nickie James on Feb 2, 2007 10:51:30 GMT -5
Ric Flair is a legend. Flying Elbow. Here we go again... Dropkick.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 2, 2007 10:56:06 GMT -5
Why do all the new posters need a gimmick and feel like crapping on everything popular here? Figure Four (Also, how did this get started?)
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 2, 2007 10:59:00 GMT -5
Why do all the new posters need a gimmick and feel like crapping on everything popular here? Figure Four (Also, how did this get started?) I dunno,armbar! that why i used "new" in parentheses im about as suspicious of a new Cena fan that only posts once in each thread as I am some of the new "girls" that register-yes I know there are some real ones, but you know what i'm getting at
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
Comin' for you, Big Boss Man!
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Post by oltrelamorte on Feb 2, 2007 11:07:48 GMT -5
Flair rules. This post doesn't. Cattle Mutilation
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 2, 2007 11:08:20 GMT -5
Flair rules. This post doesn't. Cattle Mutilation Right you are. Spear.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 2, 2007 11:10:02 GMT -5
Tomko, gimme a beat. Crescent Kick.
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Isaac
Trap-Jaw
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Post by Isaac on Feb 2, 2007 11:11:32 GMT -5
Is it sad that I'm hearing Savage rap those lyrics while I'm reading it? =/
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Post by jamofpearls on Feb 2, 2007 11:20:01 GMT -5
well, at least he ryhmed flair, with flair.
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hotrod
Don Corleone
No caption needed
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Post by hotrod on Feb 2, 2007 11:26:42 GMT -5
sure, flair is over the hill and probably needs to retire from the ring, but the man is a certifiable legend and no one can say differently, MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY CREDENZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
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Post by BHB on Feb 2, 2007 11:41:05 GMT -5
Flair is, in the words of Mick Foley, a "washed up hack".
The guy is a legend, granted, but him competing every week on Raw, or even competing at all in his current state, is a complete joke.
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