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Post by angryfan on Feb 23, 2007 3:18:43 GMT -5
OK, what we do, is we take a scaffold. It's not suspended above the ring, nor is there actually a ring at all. It's just a big piece of wood on the floor. Then, what we do, is we have both guys start out not touching the board, and just brawling and having their match in the aisle.
The objective here is to get to the board and stay on it for a seven count. Three is mundane, and ten is just too long, so seven is a nice, middle of the road number. Anyway, once you stay on for the seven count, then you have to climb a pole that is brought out on a cart, driven by someone in a Mayor McCheese costume, while your opponent must wait another seven seconds before he can try to stop you.
Now, at the top of the pole is, get this, ANOTGHER POLE! I know, right, because no one sees that coming. Then, once the pole is retrieved from atop the pole, the objective is to play a game of tether ball, only instead of a ball, it's actually Sonjay Dutt who is inexplicably singing various themes from 1980's sitcoms. So once he's secured around the pole, it becomes a regular match, but the only legeal weapon is the now semi-cocooned Sonjay on a pole.
The objective is to pin your opponent, or, should you choose, Sonjay, for another seven count.
Winner gets the old WCW "blood bath", only instead of red liquid, it's actually Junior Mints.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 23, 2007 3:27:20 GMT -5
OK, what we do, is we take a scaffold. It's not suspended above the ring, nor is there actually a ring at all. It's just a big piece of wood on the floor. Then, what we do, is we have both guys start out not touching the board, and just brawling and having their match in the aisle. The objective here is to get to the board and stay on it for a seven count. Three is mundane, and ten is just too long, so seven is a nice, middle of the road number. Anyway, once you stay on for the seven count, then you have to climb a pole that is brought out on a cart, driven by someone in a Mayor McCheese costume, while your opponent must wait another seven seconds before he can try to stop you. Now, at the top of the pole is, get this, ANOTGHER POLE! I know, right, because no one sees that coming. Then, once the pole is retrieved from atop the pole, the objective is to play a game of tether ball, only instead of a ball, it's actually Sonjay Dutt who is inexplicably singing various themes from 1980's sitcoms. So once he's secured around the pole, it becomes a regular match, but the only legeal weapon is the now semi-cocooned Sonjay on a pole. The objective is to pin your opponent, or, should you choose, Sonjay, for another seven count. Winner gets the old WCW "blood bath", only instead of red liquid, it's actually Junior Mints. Okay, I'm laughing too hard for the concept of this match. This HAS to happen. |
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Feb 23, 2007 3:34:58 GMT -5
I've had this idea for years it's a tag team vs triple threat match for the titles. The idea to get across is that the tag titles are SOOO important enemies will put aside differences for them. Excuse me since I'm not too sure on TNA's current happenings, but take one real tag team, let's use 3D in this case. Put them up against 3 NON ALLIGNED single wrestlers, preferrably one's who've had matches against each other before, let's use Rhino, AJ styles and Samoa Joe.
If 3D pins ANY of the 3 at any time they win, match is over.
For 3D to LOSE, they both have to be pinned. The 2 guys who pinned them are the new tag champs. This of course will leave ONE of the 3 out. So if AJ pins Brother Ray, Rhino and Joe
will each be trying to be the one who pins Devon to win the other tag team belt and end the match. Also they have to reluctantly look out for each other, because if Devon pins either of them 3D wins because 3D is wrestling as a team, AJ, Joe and Rhino are each out to win one of the tag team belts. The announcers could also hype the fact that whoever comes out tag champs beat 3 men to do it and if any 2 men can beat 3 men those 2 ought to be tag team champs.
Possible winners: 3D, Rhino and AJ, Rhino and Joe or AJ and Joe
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Feb 23, 2007 4:51:28 GMT -5
That's actually a pretty cool idea.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Feb 23, 2007 5:10:58 GMT -5
a match where people throw Ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems.
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Post by ICBM on Feb 23, 2007 10:14:03 GMT -5
HIV infected needles litter the outside of the ring. Sting is randomly raised and lowered into the ring from the rafters, you have to grab the bat from Sting and beat your oppomant w/it until he is forced outside. The last man standing with a clean blood test is the new number 1 contender for the NWA world title but according to NWA rules Jeff Jarret will win no matter what and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 23, 2007 11:47:48 GMT -5
Inverted reverse lumberjack X partner-trading hidden treasure ladder match: The lumberjacks are above the ring, suspended upside-down from the elevation X scaffolding, constantly swinging big red X's at the wrestlers. Seven people are in the ring. two 3-man tag teams, and a seventh who switches sides every 45 seconds. In each corner is a ladder with a box on top, and a key that doesn't fit that box, but the one two to the left of it. There is a midget in each box, along with a flag of one of six Southeast Asian nations. If the wrestler who frees the midget can correctly sing the national anthem of that nation, the midget joins their team. If not, one of the lumberjacks drops his red X and swings the midget instead. If you pin your opponent when the final digit on the timer is a 1, 3, or 7, your opponent's team wins. BOOK IT!!! Here's an absolutely, mind-boggling, crazy, probably impossible match for TNA. A regular match. You win by pinning your opponent or making them submit. Jed Shaffer ~It may be too complicated for Vinnie Ru. |
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Post by Hellsing920 on Feb 23, 2007 11:59:01 GMT -5
How about a "Blindfolded Extreme Lumberjack Ultimate Elevation X" match.
Here's the rules. Ultimate X rules with the ring surrounded by lumberjacks. But, the lumberjacks are blindfolded and armed with various weapons (kendo sticks, chairs, straps, etc.).
Above the Ultimate X cables will be Elevation X structure hanging a few feet above the cables with a few more lumberjacks (these not blindfolded) armed with leather straps. These extra lumberjacks job is to whip the wrestlers as they try to get to the big red X in the middle of the Ultimate X.
And, to keep the audience safe from the blindfolded lumberjacks, put up those plexiglass boards used in hockey.
This match actually sounds pretty cool. They could book it and guarantee to use all the workers in the company (less hassle on Russo) and it would be fun to watch.
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Post by davephlegmball on Feb 23, 2007 11:59:47 GMT -5
TNA sucks. It's even worse than WWE--and that's pretty bad.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 23, 2007 12:41:13 GMT -5
"Pin Your Opponent In The Middle Of The Ring" match.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 23, 2007 13:01:38 GMT -5
A legit stip idea I had ...
Three guys (or more, but for this paragraph, three). Pinfalls/submissions only. But the catch: you have to get victories over both people.
The beauty is in the drama created by a single pinfall. Say you have AJ, Joe and Angle. Joe pins AJ. So now, Joe needs to pin Angle to win. AJ is gonna want to get a pin on Joe, but Joe has no reason to fight AJ anymore, putting Joe in the precarious position of having to defend himself from AJ while attacking Angle. Simultaneously, Angle now has to defend himself while trying to score a pin/submit on Joe or AJ. It becomes in the best interest of Angle and AJ to work together ... except that neither will want to let the other get the pin on Joe.
I used this in one of my RTB's. It got quite the positive response.
Jed Shaffer
~I think it sounds RoH-perfect. And, unlike Vince who never uses good ideas, Gabe might actually like this one.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 23, 2007 13:12:23 GMT -5
There's something in the Fire Pro Wrestling games that I liked. When you play an elimination match, there's an option where you can have wrestlers who have been eliminated stay in a match. They still wrestle, but they can't get pinfalls. All they can do is cause a buttload of damage on the other guys who haven't been eliminated. I always wanted to see how that would play out in real life.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2007 14:00:25 GMT -5
A non title ladder match, nothing suspended above the ring, doesn't matter where the ladder is or what ladder it is, climb a ladder, you got it buddy!
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 23, 2007 14:04:58 GMT -5
The Paper, Rock, Scissors Match.
The ring is equipped with lots of sheets of paper, buckets of rocks and a few pairs of scissors. All moves are done following a count of three.
Jed Shaffer
~BY GAWD, KEENG! HE JUS' HIT HBK WITH A STACK OF LOOSE-LEAF! PAPER CUTS! PAPER CUTS! BY GAWD, PAPER CUTS!!!
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Feb 23, 2007 17:46:46 GMT -5
A gauntlet match WHERE EVERYONE wears a different costume and has there body completely covered and a mask that covers there head so you don't know who it is that your watching
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