Your TNA VS WWE Card!

[JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK]

So lets pretend that TNA and WWE have come to terms for a 3 night, 3 ppv deal, that features there wrestlers against each other. You'r the booker, and you have to book 3 nights. At least 8 matches must be on the card.Whats you dream WWE VS TNA card?
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TNA VS WWE Night One: Live From the "Impact Zone":

Match One: Chris Sabin VS Matt Hardy

Winner: Sabin tries the Cradle Shock, Matt drops down, Twist Of Fate 1,2,3! After 15 minutes.

Match Two: Team 3D VS MNM

Winner: MNM hits the SnapShot, after 15 minutes.

Match 3: Big Show VS Kevin Nash

Winner: Nash. with a botched powerbomb on show after 10 minutes.

Match Four: AJ Styles VS RVD

Winner: RVD hits a 5* to win after 30 minutes.

Match Five: Jeff Jarret VS Triple H: King of the Mountain Vs King og Kings.

Winner: HHH Pedigree, after 15 minutes.

Match Six: Survivor Series Rules: Spirit Squad VS Team Canada

Winner: Team Canada. Petey Williams hits the Canadian Destroyer on Mikey to end it and win.

Match Seven: Kane VS Abyss

Winner: Abyss. After trading back insane power moves, Abyss nails the Black Hole Slam for the pin after 20 minutes.

Match Eight: Night One Main Event: Kurt Angle VS Samoa Joe

Winner: Kurt Angle. Angle and Joe put on a classic 45 minute match. Kurt finally hits an Angle Slam from the top and forces Joe to submit with the Ankle Lock.
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Night Two: Live From Madison Square Garden:

Match One: Batista VS Abyss

Winner: Batista Bombs Abyss to win.

Match Two: Paul Burchill VS Petey Williams.

Winner: Burchill. He reverses the Destroyer, hits the Sea-4 and wins.

Match Three: Christopher Daniels VS Benoit

Winner: Benoit with the crossface.

Match Four: AJ Styles VS John Cena.

Winner: Styles. He reverses the FU hits the Clash and wins.

Match Five: Alex Shelley VS Paul London.

Winner: Shelley. He does some crazy ass crusierweight move and wins.

Match Six: Six Sides of Steel: RVD VS Samoa Joe.

Winner: Joe. RVD hits a 5* from the top of the Steel and Joe kicks out. A Kokina Clutch forces RVD out.

Match Seven: Raven VS Edge

Winner: Raven. Side steps the spear, BAM, Evenflow DDT, 1,2,3!

Match Eight: Sting VS Undertaker

Winner: Undertaker. A big Tombstone seals the deal.

Match Nine: Rey Mysterio VS Senshi.

Winner: Rey Mysterio. A West Coast pop ends it.

Match Ten: Night Two Main Event: Christian Cage VS Shawn Michaels.

Winner: Cage. The Sweet Chin Music misses its mark. Unprettier, 1,2,3!
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Night Three: "End of the WAR" From the ECW Arena.

Match One: Ric Flair VS AJ Styles.

Winner: AJ. Flair taste the clash. and loses.

Match Two: Undertaker VS Abyss: Hell in A Cell.

Winner: Abyss. Abyss kicks out of the Tombstone and hits the Black Hole Slame. Taker sits up and taste a 2nd BHS. 1,2,3!

Match Three: Rey Mysterio VS Petey Williams

Winner: Williams, a Canadian Destroyer puts Rey down.

Match Four: Ladder Match: Christian Cage VS Edge

Winner: Edge. A spear to Christian as he hangs on to the breifcase puts him down. Edge climbs up and wins.

Match Five: Matt Bentley VS Shawn Michaels

Winner: HBK. This time the Sweet Chin Music finds it mark.

Match Six: Batista VS Scott Steiner

Winner: Batista destroys Scott. Bomb, 1,2,3!

Match Seven: RVD VS Rhino: ECW Rules.

Winner: RVD. Van Dam five stars Rhino to win.

Match Eight: Raven VS Kurt Angle

Winner: Angle dominates Raven, a DDT doesn;t get the job done, an Angle slam does.

Match Nine: Randy Orton VS Sting.

Winner: Orton kills another Legend. RKO 1,2,3!

Match Ten: The MAIN EVENT: Samoa Joe VS triple H.

Winner: Joe. Joe hits the muscle buster on HHH. Trips' kicks out. Pedigree, Joe shakes it off, Kokina Clutch. HHH breaks it. Sledge Hammer misses, Kokina Clutch, Tap out. Joe sends the fans home happy.
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There ya have it my Dream WWE VS TNA card. Your turn.

[Dolph Zalgo]

Kevin Nash Vs. The Great Khali

...I would pay not to see THAT.


Edit: IRONMAN MATCH

[Joekishi]

Dude, I'd rather get a NEw Japan/WWE show going

Lesnar vs Batista, A-train vs. Lashley, Nakanishi vs. JBL, Chono vs. Cena....so many choices

not to mention Rey Mysterio vs. Tiger Mask IV

[bigHEADinc]

that was a good card Josh, but Abyss going over both Kane AND the Undertaker? now you're talking crazy talk... but here's mine (just doing a one nighter, regular style ring)...

Match 1: Chris Sabin vs. Paul Burchill
Winner: Sabin with the cradleshock.

Match 2: Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross vs. Don West & Mike Tenay
Winner: Neither, Kane comes out and decimates all to start the next match..

Match 3: Kane vs. Abyss
Winner: Kane with a chokeslam.

Match 4: Edge vs. Christian, TLC Grudge Match
Winner: The fans... but yeah, definitely Edge, nice brotherly hug afterwards though.

Match 5: Ric Flair vs. Jeff Jarrett
Winner: Jeff Jarrett... Flair would finally bring the best out of him.

Match 6: Sting vs. Shawn Michaels
Winner: HBK over and over again with the Sweet Chin Music

Match 7: AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels vs. Shelton Benjamin & RVD, ECW rules
Winner: I could really care less because this sounds phenomenal... RVD & Benjamin

Main Event: Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle in a Submission match
Winner: Samoa Joe with a Kokina Clutch

[Joekishi]

If i'm going to do it, I'm gonna do it the right way with only 4 matches I WANT TO SEE:

match one:

Abyss vs. Derranged Mankind, thumbtacks, barbed wire, and everything come into play. And for Once Foley goes over in his match.

Match 2:

Samoa Joe vs. UUUUUUUUUUMAGAAAAAAAA!!!. Headbutts, flying butt splashes, ole kicks, and everything else in between. i say double countout with colliding running headbutts knocking both men out for the night...

Match 3:

With a ko'd Umaga and Joe sTILL in the ring...

STING VS. THE UNDERTAKER, this is THE MATCH for me actually, I don't care how it happens, I just want it to.

Match IV:

AJ Styles vs. Rey Mysterio. I know SPOTASTIC~! but still that would be awesome.

[bigHEADinc]

basicboogeynomix said:

Samoa Joe vs. UUUUUUUUUUMAGAAAAAAAA!!!. Headbutts, flying butt splashes, ole kicks, and everything else in between. i say double countout with colliding running headbutts knocking both men out for the night...

this had me laughing pretty nicely...

apparently the only way to headbutt a somoan is to be somoan, but it's like those old explosive balls you'd get at the fair... fine on their own, but when you hit one on the other, a mini explosion happens...

[Joekishi]

Dude you ever see Benoit/Rikishi matches or Bret Hart/Rikishi (well as Fatu) matches?

When Either tries a patented headbutt on Kish, he shrugs it off, but they act all dazed and like they just got knocked out on their feet

[bigHEADinc]

Oh, i completely understand the whole "Somoan's have hard heads" thing, just making a comparison... I remember back during the headshrinker days Fatu got his head slammed onto the steps and took it like it was nothing... I was scared of them...

For this thread's sake, TNA vs. WWE: Jobbers

Match 1: Shark Boy vs. Funaki

Match 2: Val Venis vs. Lance Hoyt

Match 3: Viscera vs. Norman Smiley, Visagra vs. Big Wiggle

Match 4: Psicosis vs. Sonjay Dutt

Match 5: Jay Lethal vs. Super Crazy

Match 6: Charlie Haas vs. Cassidy Riley

[HMARK Center]

AJ Styles vs. Rey Mysterio. I know SPOTASTIC~! but still that would be awesome.

That'd be a fantastic match.

Anyway, my main event would have to be Joe vs. Benoit. No, not Ironman, no, not Ultimate Submission, just Joe vs. Benoit, beating the living hell out of each other.

If Eddie were still alive, I'd have loved to see him work with Christopher Daniels. I think they'd just mesh really well.

[Joekishi]

Why waste Haas in that position?

If anything I'd do Haas/Benjiman vs. Daniels/Skipper...xXx vs. TSPWGTT

Then I'd do Spirit Squad vs. Team Canada

I'd also do JBL vs. Jeff Jarrett, just for the hilarity of JBL getting face pops

Also I want to see Scott Steiner vs. Kurt Angle, just one time, to see if Steiner still can go on the mat, as he was owning guys by grounding and subbing them on Heat awhile back.

[amishassassin]

Dude I can't believe you put that overrated turd Samoa Joe in your main events. He's not even Main eventing for TNA yet. "The crowd goes home happy" yea right, they'd boo him out of the building for pinning Triple H. Nobody wants to see the flavor of the month beat an established champion.

[Joekishi]

I'd like to see HHH vs. Raven, I just think those two would have a fantastic dog chain match

[JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK]

Joes in the main events because he is the man. Joe is arguably the best wreslter in the world right now.

Joe beating HHH would please the fans. Especially in the ECW Arena, where i put that last event.

[superfoe]

Good cards, but needs more Shelley, Sabin, and Dutt.

[algertman]

Christian Cage vs. HHH---CC wins in a 5min. Squash Match

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

basicboogeynomix said:

STING VS. THE UNDERTAKER, this is THE MATCH for me actually, I don't care how it happens, I just want it to.

Ditto. I always wanted to see this happen.

[G2]

Match 1: Alex Shelly & Roderick Strong vs London and Kendrik

Match 2: Abyss vs Kane

Match 3: Elix Skipper vs Shelton Benjamin - Six Sides of Steel

Match 4: Kenny of SS, Jamie Noble and Kid Kash vs Petey Williams, Chris Sabin and Ron Killings

Match 5: JBL vs Jeff Jarret

Match 6: Benoit vs Joe

Match 7: AJ Styles vs RVD - Ultimate X match

Match 8: Steiner and Nash vs HBK and Triple H

I must have re wrote this card like 5 times. There are so many combinations that would be great together. Especially the X division/cruiserweight guys.

[HMARK Center]

amishassassin said:

Dude I can't believe you put that overrated turd Samoa Joe in your main events. He's not even Main eventing for TNA yet. "The crowd goes home happy" yea right, they'd boo him out of the building for pinning Triple H. Nobody wants to see the flavor of the month beat an established champion.

Aw, how adorable. He's actually trying to post!

[superfoe]

I dare someone to tell Joe he's an "overrated turd". I'd love to see his reaction to that.

[Joekishi]

He'll write about it in his live journal, then cry himself to sleep while eating a Double Western Cheeseburger from Carl's Jr.