Kevin Nash's Smile Time Variety Hour

[barryhorowitz4ever]

i still think he and paparazzi need their own 70's style variety show, with guest appearances by bob backlund, lol

[Shy Guy]

they need a show like the office. it'd be perfect.

[skiller]

Setting in Kevin Nash's office an old warehouse cubical.

*Alex Shelley walks in*

Alex - Hey Kev', I managed to get Bob to authorise those forms for you. *Hands Kevin a small pile of parer work*

Kevin - *Quickly glances though* Nice job, did you have any problems getting him to sign?

Alex - Nah, just the usual stuff. You know, a chicken wing, 10,000 squats, pretty standard. I think other guys had to do death sprints.

Kevin - Hmm, that reminds me. Alex, get everyone together I've got a big announcement.

Alex - Okay. Hey Kev', why don't you tell me what this is about?

Kevin - No can do buddy. But it's going to be... electric *winks*

*Cuts to a one-on-one with Alex*

Alex - It's so great working with Kevin. He's seriously helped me get my career off off the ground. The other guys just don't seem to see the importance of what he's teaching us.

*Cuts to a meeting of the PCS stars, shaking their head in bewilderment while Kevin shows them how his Nash figure can powerbomb a Sabin figure.

Alex - I mean honestly, how many members of the X Division can honestly say they've been to the holiday bowl. Yeah, Jay won the tickets but Kev actually stole them back and gave one to me... and one to... Austin Starr.
Yeah, I guess Kevin likes Starr. But I'm still number one. I mean look at this trophy.

*Shows off the bowling trophy he won in the PCS*

Alex - That's THE PCS trophy, it's vintage.

*Camera zooms up to the name plate showing Austin Starr's name scratched through, and Alex Shelley crudely written underneath.*

Alex - You just can't get these anywhere.

*Cuts Kevin in his cubicle closing a cupboard filled with bowling trophies. He starts to leave the office before stopping. He goes back to his desk, opens a drawer and brings out a Samoleon Joe mask*

*We then go to the center of the warehouse where all the X Division stars who took place in the PCS sit in a circle on chairs.*

Sonjay - ...But honestly every time I touch it it smells like this.

Jay - Sonjay, seriously get your finger away from me!

Sonjay - Oh come on, just smell it.

Jay - Why does this always have to happen to me.

*Kevin walks in*

Kevin - I though I already explained this to you.

Jay - I don't know why I *trails off*

Kevin - So, everything seems to be going well. Alex, you got the Backlund slips authorised. So you can now all go to the Human Resources department and collect your brand new Lanny Poffo pogo sticks. Just give your form to the Big Fat Oily Guy and he'll not only set you up, he promised me he'd also give everyone a free demonstration.

*Senshi shakes his head*

Kevin - That brings me to a problem that's been brought up. Apparently some of you guys haven't taking anything here seriously at all. Senshi I'm looking at you buddy.

*Cuts a one-on-one with Senshi*

Senshi - Warrior

[barryhorowitz4ever]

this should replace impact as the tna show, lol!