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Post by tartsonawire on Feb 2, 2007 10:07:13 GMT -5
He's kinda a chub, but really, can you see Joe with a size 32 waist? Nope. Besides, I get to see him this weekend at the TASW show and that's all that matters to me
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Post by Ratings on Feb 2, 2007 10:43:33 GMT -5
I selected Nelly Furtado for two reasons:
1. She's hot.
2. Who cares what Samoa Joe is. Fat or not, he can still kick ass.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 2, 2007 10:47:07 GMT -5
Joe is Nelly Furtado's gonna kill you!
Joe is Nelly Furtado's gonna kill you!
Joe is Nelly Furtado's gonna kill you!
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Post by Tom Selleck on Feb 2, 2007 11:36:12 GMT -5
Look how hot Nelly is
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 2, 2007 12:58:35 GMT -5
He just wouldn't be Joe if he was thin.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Feb 2, 2007 13:38:41 GMT -5
Samoan. Not that a large majority of people who call him fat aren't your typical obese computer nerds who criticize everybody else's physique so they don't have to cope with their own shortcomings ( ), but what does his stature matter when the man can still run circles around the most athletic person on this board?
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 2, 2007 13:54:47 GMT -5
Samoa Joe is obviously chunky, but that's due to the fact he's Samoan so not his fault. I wouldn't call him a hoss as he's a biggish guy who actually can work, but he's hardly big boned. That just leave Nelly Furtado I guess.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 2, 2007 14:23:31 GMT -5
If he was thin or even muscular, I feel like he wouldn't have the same appeal.
He seems MORE dangerous for having some weight, rather than less.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 2, 2007 14:26:15 GMT -5
"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the n***** gonna do, he's Samoan." - Jules Winnfield. took the words out of my mouth Word. And he's really good with footrubs. My take is, if you can clear the top rope, you ain't fat.
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Post by nisi on Feb 2, 2007 15:10:20 GMT -5
Fatty Fat Fat Fat, but so awesome that he is allowed to refer to himself as "chunky."
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Post by HMARK Center on Feb 2, 2007 16:58:42 GMT -5
By the by, "big boned", as much as its often used in an "I'm not fat!" way, definitely describes Joe very well.
Having seen the guy live many times, and having seem him up close after a show, he's freaking huge, and not just in a weight sense; the guy's shoulders are just massive.
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 2, 2007 19:22:42 GMT -5
Samoan. Not that a large majority of people who call him fat aren't your typical obese computer nerds who criticize everybody else's physique so they don't have to cope with their own shortcomings ( ), but what does his stature matter when the man can still run circles around the most athletic person on this board? Why is everybody so defensive about Joe's weight, then call everybody else a fatass I just think he's been more scary because of the bulk he's been adding. Like the jiggles are starting to not last as long
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 2, 2007 19:44:34 GMT -5
what does nelly furtado have to do with this?
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Post by joeman on Feb 2, 2007 19:53:58 GMT -5
Many of the strongest people in the world have a lot of fat mass in them. Being fat isn't always a bad thing, especially for a guy who can fly like Samoa Joe.
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Post by carter 15 on Feb 2, 2007 21:20:55 GMT -5
fat ass
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Post by H-Fist on Feb 3, 2007 2:13:06 GMT -5
Joe's big boned-ed. He's festively plump. What's the festivity, you ask? Well, you know how some people wish Christmas or their birthday was every day? Well, Joe is similar. So he is jovial in his eating. Because to Samoa Joe, EVERY day is National Enziguiri Day.
And this begs the question: do anorexic Samoan teenage girls still clear 2 bills?
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