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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Feb 1, 2007 12:58:22 GMT -5
Rico: a REAL MAN'S MAN!
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 1, 2007 12:59:20 GMT -5
Interesting question: Does the Mirror IWC complain about the overpushed, incredibly stale Stevie Richards and Val Venis while mourning the jobbing of those talented veterans, Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker? No. AND EVERYONE NEEDS GOATEES!!!! I can see it now: John Cena WITH A GOATEE!!!! Vince McMahon WITH A GOATEE!!!! Shawn Michaels WITH A GOATEE!!!! Rey Mysterio WITH A GOATEE!!!! Mickie James WITH A GOATEE!!!! Stone Cold Steve Austin WITHOUT A GOATEE!!!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2007 13:02:41 GMT -5
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 1, 2007 13:03:40 GMT -5
Hey, Rob Van Dam, would you be okay with me jobbing to you at WrestleMania? I mean, you are more talented than me. ;D
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 13:06:55 GMT -5
That was an awesome 60-minute match. And he pulled out the victory just before the time limit ran out. No wonder they call him "Iron Mike" Sharpe.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Feb 1, 2007 13:08:45 GMT -5
80 time champion Barry Horowitz!
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 1, 2007 13:09:28 GMT -5
Also, in the mirror universe, Stephanie McMahon wouldn't annoy ANYONE!!!!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 13:10:12 GMT -5
Also, in the mirror universe, Stephanie McMahon wouldn't annoy ANYONE!!!! She'd have a soothing, melodic voice. And real boobs.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 1, 2007 13:17:55 GMT -5
Also, in the mirror universe, John Cena would be a very talented wrestler who looked like he could kill anyone; and the IWC would love him. Meanwhile, Samoa Joe would be a guy with a few moves he does in every match, say the same lame things in every promo, and the IWC would hate him.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2007 14:29:00 GMT -5
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT GOATEES!! MORBO IS NOT PLEASED!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2007 14:40:28 GMT -5
Mirror John Cena would be one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, with his endless list of original attacks and holds. Unfortunaly, he is about as low on the card as HHH, HBK, Undertaker and Batista...
...and he has a goatee...
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Feb 1, 2007 14:41:07 GMT -5
In mirror universe, shots from bags of popcorn are always match-ending spots.
Andre Rousinoff was the founder of the long-running and perpetually popular midget division.
USA-themed wrestlers are dastardly heels who are consistently booed for imposing their will and beliefs on others through violence.
The IWC actually exists.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 14:43:27 GMT -5
That jacked-up musclehead Samoa Joe needs to give guys like Batista a chance.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 1, 2007 14:50:39 GMT -5
Test would still suck, because some things are always the same.
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Post by extremet on Feb 1, 2007 15:25:16 GMT -5
Just to get the classic jokes over with, Lex Luger would KNOW!!! and Dennis Stamp would be booked.
In all seriousness, the Great Khali would be the saviour of wrestling, with more ability than half the wrestlers in the world, WCW would be the top company, where Vince McMahon was recently fired from being the GM of Nitro by being thrown into a garbage truck by Eric Bischoff and young up and coming champion Ric Flair
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 15:28:37 GMT -5
Who cares how much money Paul Heyman has? He can't book a wrestling program to save his life.
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Post by 4real on Feb 1, 2007 15:29:15 GMT -5
People would know who Johnny Parisi is.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2007 15:31:01 GMT -5
CHIKARA is made up of hosses in black trunks using wristlocks for 60 minutes.
And no one yells for it. Except Mirror DSR.
And Mirror DSR has a goatee.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 1, 2007 15:44:35 GMT -5
And JR would be screaming "CRISPITY CRUNCHETY PEANUT BUTTERY REESE'S PUFFS" into the mic every episode of RAW.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 15:45:14 GMT -5
And JR would be screaming "CRISPITY CRUNCHETY PEANUT BUTTERY REESE'S PUFFS" into the mic every episode of RAW. You mean Nitro.
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