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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 1, 2007 15:48:45 GMT -5
And JR would be screaming "CRISPITY CRUNCHETY PEANUT BUTTERY REESE'S PUFFS" into the mic every episode of RAW. You mean Nitro. Actually, JR would host Monday Night StrangleMania. Because everyone knows that JCW will run every other promotion out of business.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 15:54:52 GMT -5
Actually, JR would host Monday Night StrangleMania. Because everyone knows that JCW will run every other promotion out of business. Would he wear Violent J makeup?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 1, 2007 15:55:35 GMT -5
Actually, JR would host Monday Night StrangleMania. Because everyone knows that JCW will run every other promotion out of business. Would he wear Violent J makeup? My god, that's a disturbing image.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 1, 2007 16:16:35 GMT -5
Actually, JR would host Monday Night StrangleMania. Because everyone knows that JCW will run every other promotion out of business. Would he wear Violent J makeup? Someone PLEEEEEEEASE Photoshop this.
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Post by HMARK Center on Feb 1, 2007 16:19:59 GMT -5
I think we did a thread like this in Off-Topic, but based on if board members were their Evil Alternate Universe selves.
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 1, 2007 16:26:29 GMT -5
That Rob Conway is on every friggin' episode of Nitro! I'm so sick of him & his crappy entrance music...
...& his goatee!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2007 16:32:22 GMT -5
Actually, JR would host Monday Night StrangleMania. Because everyone knows that JCW will run every other promotion out of business. Until Rob Black bought it and turned it into the JCW brand of XPW.
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Post by bjboston on Feb 1, 2007 16:40:23 GMT -5
Where can I find some criticism about wrestling? All the fans are so positive about the product and get laid all the time.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 1, 2007 16:42:17 GMT -5
That Rob Conway is on every friggin' episode of Nitro! I'm so sick of him & his crappy entrance music... ...& his goatee! He and Johnny Parisi and their so-called "POWER TRIP" are getting tiresome. Can't one of them drop a title already?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 16:47:38 GMT -5
Would he wear Violent J makeup? My god, that's a disturbing image. BOOMER MOTHER f***ING SOONER, BITCH!
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Post by viscera on Feb 1, 2007 17:11:08 GMT -5
Great Khali would speak in the most clear of tones, but you couldn't understand most anybody else.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 1, 2007 17:18:39 GMT -5
Torrie would be stuck in the midcard whilst Carlito stood beside the ring waving the paw of Snowy the cat.
She would also have a goatee.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 17:21:23 GMT -5
Torrie would be stuck in the midcard whilst Carlito stood beside the ring waving the paw of Snowy the cat. She would also have a goatee. But damn, can she work a match.
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 1, 2007 17:24:32 GMT -5
Torrie would be stuck in the midcard whilst Carlito stood beside the ring waving the paw of Snowy the cat. She would also have a goatee. But damn, can she work a match. That reminds me... Remember that excellent Trish/ Bradshaw vs. Chris Nowinski & Jackie Gayda match on Nitro a few years ago? Not a single botched move! But Chris Benoit is a botch machine!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 1, 2007 17:29:20 GMT -5
You know just because Rey Mysterio is big doesn't mean she can work, and she's ugly too. She needs to start wearing a mask.
Viscera needs to eat something soon, the poor girl's skin and bone! A breeze could snap her in half.
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Post by odanobunaga on Feb 1, 2007 19:27:57 GMT -5
Hm, Scotty 2 Hottie is named Scotty the Harper(or STH) and he would mary Steph and hold down veterans and newbies alike. Triple H would quit the bussniess in disgusts, and open a Hot Dog stand named "Triple D. D is for Delecious!"
Yummy.
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Post by hunkd on Feb 1, 2007 20:33:44 GMT -5
AND EVERYONE NEEDS GOATEES!!!! The goatees will only get anyone so far. To truly make it a mirror universe everyone needs sashes! EVIL SASHES!!
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 2, 2007 13:14:02 GMT -5
Oh, that Jerry Lawler. He's HILARIOUS! I can never get enough of his witty remarks...
...& his goatee.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 2, 2007 13:18:25 GMT -5
I agree. He's so much better than when he started out, mumbling about nothing but boobs and making bad jokes.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 2, 2007 14:18:58 GMT -5
Hm, Scotty 2 Hottie is named Scotty the Harper(or STH) and he would mary Steph and hold down veterans and newbies alike. Triple H would quit the bussniess in disgusts, and open a Hot Dog stand named "Triple D. D is for Delecious!" Yummy. Does that mean DrainSTH would do Scott's entrance music?
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