Post by Handsome Halfbreed on Feb 2, 2007 14:35:47 GMT -5
I've got a couple:
Cracko the Corporate Clown
Think Evil Doink/IRS. He once worked at Titan Towers but Vince McMahon forced him to work long hours which upset his family whom eventually left him. He was so distraught over his loss that his performance at work suffered which resulted in VKM firing him. He returns as a professional wrestler and takes out all his frustrations on all the WWe face wrestlers.
The Karate Instructor:
A wrestler debuts w/ an obvious matial arts background. He enters the ring w/ a huge trophy and rambles on about his successes. It turns out that he didn't win the trophy... his nine year old students at the Dojo he owns won the trophy. But The Karate Instructor walks around w/ the giant Trophy as if he won olympic gold.
Mr. Jones:
That typical guy who has everything better than you. Has a prettier wife, beautiful honor role kids, pure bread dog, a cabin in the smokey mountains and a beach house in Florida and all he does is brag about it. Everytime he gets interviewed backstage he just goes on and on about his new car, sexy wife, his stocks going up, etc.
Tuskeegee Airmen:
High Flying African-American team w/ WWII flight jackets. Not too original but hey, its a gimmick.
The Soccer mom:
Single Mom who tries to make ends meet by being a pro-wreslter. She's always late to her matches and is always shown backstage loading kids in and out of her SUV. Before her matches she begs the other wrestlers to mind her kids while she wrestles.
Mr. Besanji:
Think FES/Borat. Foriegner but nobody is really sure where he's from. He attempts to keep of w/ western culture but fails. He thinks Jeff Hardy is a woman, Eugenes action figures are religious icons and he does laundry in the toilet then hangs his clothes on the ring ropes.
Cracko the Corporate Clown
Think Evil Doink/IRS. He once worked at Titan Towers but Vince McMahon forced him to work long hours which upset his family whom eventually left him. He was so distraught over his loss that his performance at work suffered which resulted in VKM firing him. He returns as a professional wrestler and takes out all his frustrations on all the WWe face wrestlers.
The Karate Instructor:
A wrestler debuts w/ an obvious matial arts background. He enters the ring w/ a huge trophy and rambles on about his successes. It turns out that he didn't win the trophy... his nine year old students at the Dojo he owns won the trophy. But The Karate Instructor walks around w/ the giant Trophy as if he won olympic gold.
Mr. Jones:
That typical guy who has everything better than you. Has a prettier wife, beautiful honor role kids, pure bread dog, a cabin in the smokey mountains and a beach house in Florida and all he does is brag about it. Everytime he gets interviewed backstage he just goes on and on about his new car, sexy wife, his stocks going up, etc.
Tuskeegee Airmen:
High Flying African-American team w/ WWII flight jackets. Not too original but hey, its a gimmick.
The Soccer mom:
Single Mom who tries to make ends meet by being a pro-wreslter. She's always late to her matches and is always shown backstage loading kids in and out of her SUV. Before her matches she begs the other wrestlers to mind her kids while she wrestles.
Mr. Besanji:
Think FES/Borat. Foriegner but nobody is really sure where he's from. He attempts to keep of w/ western culture but fails. He thinks Jeff Hardy is a woman, Eugenes action figures are religious icons and he does laundry in the toilet then hangs his clothes on the ring ropes.