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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 23, 2007 14:20:15 GMT -5
Mrs. Perfect!? That means there actually is a guy named Perfect. There actually is a Mr. Perfect!!!! I wonder if anytime he walks into a room, people hum the Mr. Perfect entrance song. Guy probably went and got a phD just to be a douche like that. "Mr. Perfect?" "Doctor, son." "Doctor?" " DOCTOR Perfect." "Dang." Yeah, but his real name is probablly like "Doug" or something. If that were the case, I'd always go as "Mr. Perfect" or "Señor Perfecto". Yes, that'd be cooooool. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 23, 2007 14:41:58 GMT -5
"Morris! Don't forget to take out the garbage!" *Tossing the bag in the can* "Rest...in...peace!" "You forgot the recyclables! Morris!" Why did I just mark for The Undertaker taking out his garbage? |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 23, 2007 15:02:20 GMT -5
I lolled
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 23, 2007 15:11:29 GMT -5
it's like when they called Big Show "The Big Show Paul Wight" and then dropped his name-just something else for the E to own
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Post by kswolf on Feb 23, 2007 15:27:21 GMT -5
it's like when they called Big Show "The Big Show Paul Wight" and then dropped his name-just something else for the E to own Yep, they've dropped a lot of real names (or real-sounding names). In addition to Von Erich, Wight and Hennig, Rick Martel was eventually just billed as "The Model", Tito Santana was eventually just billed as "El Matador", Jacques Rougeau as "The Mountie", Steve Lombardi as the "Brookly Brawler", Terry Taylor as "The Red Rooster". All of them were originally billed with both their nicknames and "real" names. |
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Post by Al Wilson Lives: Thread Killer on Feb 23, 2007 15:41:41 GMT -5
I figured his full name was That's Just Perfect.
Another reference to Larry the Ax was during buildup to their Summerslam 91 match.
Bret: "Well you know, my dad beat your dad a couple times-"
Perfect: "WAIT. Your dad never beat my dad!"
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Post by bjboston on Feb 23, 2007 16:12:32 GMT -5
Then, what was his first name? Percy. |
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Feb 23, 2007 16:55:24 GMT -5
Alright, bringing it back to Kayfabe... I always thought that Mr. Perfect was like Mario... First name, same as the last... Mario Mario... Perfect Perfect... This was the first thing I thought of when I read the title of the thread |
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Post by Lino on Feb 23, 2007 18:02:52 GMT -5
his first name is "nobody's" There's your answer And before you ask what Mr. Kennedy's first name is, it's Ken. |
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Feb 23, 2007 19:24:31 GMT -5
I figured his full name was That's Just Perfect. Another reference to Larry the Ax was during buildup to their Summerslam 91 match. Bret: "Well you know, my dad beat your dad a couple times-" Perfect: "WAIT. Your dad never beat my dad!" KOTR, Not Summerslam. |
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Feb 23, 2007 20:05:59 GMT -5
I figured his full name was That's Just Perfect. Another reference to Larry the Ax was during buildup to their Summerslam 91 match. Bret: "Well you know, my dad beat your dad a couple times-" Perfect: "WAIT. Your dad never beat my dad!" KOTR, Not Summerslam. Yeah, and it was great. Perfect, even! |
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Feb 23, 2007 20:06:45 GMT -5
Yeah, and it was great. Perfect, even! I've never seen that promo, it sounds good. Anyone have a link? |
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Post by Al Wilson Lives: Thread Killer on Feb 23, 2007 22:54:47 GMT -5
Sorry, I wasn't a hundred percent sure which event it was at.
There's a brief clip of it on Bret's DVD
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Post by Smarky on Feb 23, 2007 22:58:13 GMT -5
Then, what was his first name? I thought it was "Mister". You know, kayfabe? Undertaker doesn't have a "kayfabe" first name. It's not Morris Undertaker. "Morris! Don't forget to take out the garbage!" *Tossing the bag in the can* "Rest...in...peace!" "You forgot the recyclables! Morris!" I dunno, Taker kinda looks more like a Walter to me. |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Feb 23, 2007 23:03:53 GMT -5
I figured his full name was That's Just Perfect. Another reference to Larry the Ax was during buildup to their Summerslam 91 match. Bret: "Well you know, my dad beat your dad a couple times-" Perfect: "WAIT. Your dad never beat my dad!" Actually, that promo was done right before their match at King Of The Ring 1993. |
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 23, 2007 23:43:50 GMT -5
I thought it was "Mister". You know, kayfabe? Undertaker doesn't have a "kayfabe" first name. It's not Morris Undertaker. "Morris! Don't forget to take out the garbage!" *Tossing the bag in the can* "Rest...in...peace!" "You forgot the recyclables! Morris!" I dunno, Taker kinda looks more like a Walter to me. I dare you to call him Walter Undertaker to his face.  |
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Post by lmoney215 on Feb 24, 2007 4:03:25 GMT -5
I think it was "That's", because at the end of every vignette, it would always end, ...now that's perfect.
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Post by frickinsweet on Feb 25, 2007 12:34:31 GMT -5
I dunno, Taker kinda looks more like a Walter to me. I dare you to call him Walter Undertaker to his face. Or better yet, "The Waltertaker"  |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 25, 2007 12:56:49 GMT -5
Taker seems more like a "Jeff" to me
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