Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Feb 23, 2007 18:16:07 GMT -5
Hell it doesn't look like a leg, it looks like a lamp! Well it is a lamp you ninny but it's a major award! I won it! DAMN HELL you say you won it!? How'd you do that Punk? Cuz i'm straight edge!
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 23, 2007 18:16:54 GMT -5
lol
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Post by twelvegcg on Feb 23, 2007 18:22:20 GMT -5
Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Oh, yeah.
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
Posts: 972
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Post by BrianZane on Feb 23, 2007 19:00:13 GMT -5
Punk was TRIPLE DOG DARED to sock you in the Adam's apple!
Ah, Christmas Story references. Good all year 'round.
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Feb 23, 2007 19:02:32 GMT -5
STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS I HAVE A LEG LAMP THAT'S BETTER THAN YOU!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 23, 2007 19:03:31 GMT -5
"Be.....sure......to drink......your Ovaltine? Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 23, 2007 19:07:32 GMT -5
See, now this thread is funny because it is basically just a thread about a Christmas Story, but because CM Punk is in the title, it is guaranteed to get views that way!
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Feb 23, 2007 19:15:43 GMT -5
"Be.....sure......to drink......your Ovaltine? Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a complain and/or rude female!" STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS NO OVALTINE!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 23, 2007 19:16:05 GMT -5
"Go ahead smart ass and do it"
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 23, 2007 19:25:12 GMT -5
"Come on Ralphie I got here fir-erst!"
-Randy
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 23, 2007 19:27:32 GMT -5
So who in WWE would be Scott Farkus? I am thinking Khali. With Daivari as the Toadie.
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edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
Posts: 4,086
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Post by edgehead on Feb 23, 2007 19:28:32 GMT -5
So who in WWE would be Scott Farkus? I am thinking Khali. With Daivari as the Toadie. Awesome idea.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Feb 23, 2007 19:31:02 GMT -5
If Edge had Rico's old gimmick, you could put him in a feud with Punk. Straight edge vs bent edge.
With apologies to all my gay friends and acquaintances, who would have come up with something funnier, except none of them watch wrestling, although Pete does get wood for the Rock.
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salTy
El Dandy
Posts: 8,425
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Post by salTy on Feb 23, 2007 19:31:07 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA! CRY, PUNK! COME ON, CRY! HAHAHAHAHA!
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edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
Posts: 4,086
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Post by edgehead on Feb 23, 2007 19:31:51 GMT -5
Who can be the kid who gets his tounge stuck to the pole?
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Feb 23, 2007 19:31:52 GMT -5
No more G2S you'll put your eye out!
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 23, 2007 19:36:53 GMT -5
Someone care to explain this joke to me? 'Cause I REALLY don't understand at all!
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Feb 23, 2007 19:37:12 GMT -5
Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?
CM Punk: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
Punk: Kennedy!!!!
Kennedy
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Post by balmudo on Feb 23, 2007 19:39:37 GMT -5
If he was still in the organization, Brock Lesnar would have made the perfect Scut Farkus. Hell - thats the first thing I thought when I saw him. And I believe this is a delicious satire of CM Punk Gossip Threads, THE Maxx Awesome.
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 23, 2007 19:41:40 GMT -5
If he was still in the organization, Brock Lesnar would have made the perfect Scut Farkus. Hell - thats the first thing I thought when I saw him. And I believe this is a delicious satire of CM Punk Gossip Threads, THE Maxx Awesome. I got THAT much, but there's something else going on here that I am TOTALLY failing to comprehend.
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