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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 13, 2007 9:26:32 GMT -5
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Feb 13, 2007 9:28:53 GMT -5
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 13, 2007 9:37:27 GMT -5
theperfectplex, you said the secret word!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AmandaJ
Don Corleone
My heart...after you broke it.
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Post by AmandaJ on Feb 13, 2007 9:38:30 GMT -5
I just puked.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 13, 2007 9:43:40 GMT -5
That wasn't his fault. With Goldust fired, there was no one to apply lotion to his back during the summer months, and poor Gene burns easily. Heat rash, dammit!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 13, 2007 9:44:57 GMT -5
It wasnt his fault Tomko was fixing his kink
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Post by sandimashigh on Feb 13, 2007 9:45:03 GMT -5
I think Snitsky should rename his finishing move, "The Pussbuster Slam"
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 13, 2007 9:47:59 GMT -5
Inside a secret meeting at the WWE:
Johnny Ace: We gotta suspend Test.
Vince McMahon: Why? He's a hoss! JR says so!
JA: Wellness. He's on the juice.
VM: Dammit! We need another hoss to push in ECW! What about Heidenreich?
JA: He left.
VM: Matt Morgan?
JA: We fired him.
VM: Snitsky?
JA ... the guy who caused Lita's miscarraige? HIM?
VM: Yeah! He's huge! He's freaky!
JA: Have you seen his back? It looks like a braille translation of the freakin' Bible!
VM: ... what's wrong with that?
JA: HE'S ON THE JUICE, TOO!
VM: If he's on anything but orange juice, I'll eat my toupee.
JA: I thought it was real--
VM: IT IS REAL!
Jed Shaffer
~I'm sorry to make Johnny Ace the hero of that sketch.
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Post by catwoman on Feb 13, 2007 10:52:24 GMT -5
Inside a secret meeting at the WWE: VM: Yeah! He's huge! He's freaky! JA: Have you seen his back? It looks like a braille translation of the freakin' Bible! Jed Shaffer ~I'm sorry to make Johnny Ace the hero of that sketch. You win the day, amigo. Now I have to deal with coworkers wondering why I just guffawed while working on a terribly boring project. Bravo. |
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
Posts: 6,890
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 13, 2007 11:19:07 GMT -5
Every time a computer monitor gets sprayed from laughter, an angel gets its wings. ;D
Jed Shaffer
~That, or Lita sleeps with another ten guys. The angel thing sounds nicer.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 13, 2007 12:11:37 GMT -5
My god, does the man sleep in a pile of bacon?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 13, 2007 14:56:37 GMT -5
We all know Lawler has gone downhill tremendously in the past couple of years, but the one line he had about Snitsky will always make me think he still got it. During a RAW match, King said about Snitsky, "Yeah, he is a monster, even though his back looks like the flip side of a Nestle Crunch bar." That...my friends...is gold.
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Post by bitteroldman on Feb 13, 2007 16:25:15 GMT -5
Imagine the sheets on his bed, after a long night of sleeping on his back.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Feb 13, 2007 16:27:49 GMT -5
so........did anyone else get turned on by that?
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Post by tna on Feb 13, 2007 19:25:35 GMT -5
Snitsky needs to shower more often.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Feb 13, 2007 19:57:31 GMT -5
 [snake voice] Grrrosss[/snake voice] |
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Garee
King Koopa
I miss the old days
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Post by Garee on Feb 13, 2007 19:59:37 GMT -5
I have no words...
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Feb 13, 2007 21:08:08 GMT -5
Seriously Vince should not put him in the ring with other professionals and expect them to roll round the ring and stuff with a man like that. If i was booked to wrestle him, I would flat out refuse unless he showered or wore a shirt
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Feb 14, 2007 0:46:12 GMT -5
It's sad that hisface is just as bad
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by mo on Feb 14, 2007 0:49:27 GMT -5
wow, that's pretty nasty stuff right there
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