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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Feb 11, 2007 9:57:28 GMT -5
For a long time, I liked the idea of a wrestling poet. Some big bad ass who writes poems that are so bad they are hilarious, wandering round backstage asking other wrestlers their opinions, then beating the crap out of them regardless.
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salTy
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Post by salTy on Feb 11, 2007 10:15:52 GMT -5
Blech. The image of Heidenreich dry-humping Cole is going to haunt me for years on end now.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 11, 2007 10:18:40 GMT -5
again like i said before this should have been the gooker! How could it not have been!
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Post by sandimashigh on Feb 11, 2007 10:19:08 GMT -5
THAT IS VINTAGE HEIDENREICH LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!
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Post by darthpipes on Feb 11, 2007 10:35:38 GMT -5
Maybe Lanny Poffo would have been more popular as a wrestling poet if he ass-raped his opponents too.  |
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Post by catwoman on Feb 11, 2007 10:53:33 GMT -5
God, that was worse than I remembered...all the stuff in the beginning about knowing what he wants, them having the same desires?!
I'm amazed that crap made it past the censors at all....
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Dave FCIC
Mephisto
I said nice one bruva!
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Post by Dave FCIC on Feb 11, 2007 10:59:37 GMT -5
awww whitey
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Hiroshi Hase
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The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Feb 11, 2007 11:03:56 GMT -5
That was as bad as I remember, and isn't Cole a father also? I know his kids must've gotten all sorts of grief the next day at school.
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Feb 11, 2007 23:45:35 GMT -5
God, that was worse than I remembered...all the stuff in the beginning about knowing what he wants, them having the same desires?! I'm amazed that crap made it past the censors at all.... Haha yeah I dont remember him saying all that! |
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Post by Hakumental on Feb 12, 2007 0:22:57 GMT -5
"The horror.
The horror."
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wrasslinmachine
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Feb 12, 2007 0:29:53 GMT -5
Never seen it before this and maybe I should of kept it that way.
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 12, 2007 0:41:04 GMT -5
I met Hedienreich a few years ago at Crossgates Athletic Club in Slidell, LA. I have a funny but true story. This was during the time he was out on injury before he resurfaced on Smackdown. I was in the steam room by myself with nothing but a towel on and the door opens and it is Heidenreich. Theres a natural follow up question to this that needs to be asked, but I wont do it. Oh hell, who am I kidding, yes I will. BUTTSECKS? |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 12, 2007 0:54:47 GMT -5
And what did everyone who was there think happened? *Obvious question. |
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Feb 12, 2007 1:01:53 GMT -5
And what did everyone who was there think happened? *Obvious question. Butt Secks |
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Post by The Line on Feb 12, 2007 1:02:55 GMT -5
And what did everyone who was there think happened? *Obvious question. Bathroom break/Merch Break |
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 12, 2007 1:48:51 GMT -5
Heidenrape- n. the attempted sexual assault of a ring announcer
adj. Heidenraped- the unforunate participate of a violent sexual encounter, accosted by a poem reading pro wrestler.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Feb 12, 2007 8:13:09 GMT -5
i feel so envious of stevie wonder right about now. that was disturbing. coles face made it even worse.
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Post by Square on Feb 12, 2007 8:22:26 GMT -5
Where the hell did Tazz go?
Oh wait piss break!
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Feb 12, 2007 8:23:06 GMT -5
 'I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.' |
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Post by rossamania on Feb 12, 2007 10:29:24 GMT -5
Wow... just... wow....
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