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Post by Bobafett on Feb 5, 2007 15:25:34 GMT -5
I had this idea to save ECW and have MST3k back (i know this was dicussed before but listen to this idea )  Extreme Wrestling Theater 3000 In Titan Towers: Vince and TV's Eric ( Bischoff ) In the Satellite: Crow Tom Cambot Gypsy and JOEY STYLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! instead of the invention exhange they do thge "wrestling move call" between Vince and Joey then its either "classic" matchs or the current ECW product they see (or mnaybe the ecw producxt buy get an old match as a short ) I could imagine it (CM Punk comes out for his match ) Crow: If hes the Straight Edge, does the mwean the Gay Edge is on Raw? Tom: No No No he slept with Lita remember? Crow: oh yeah.. but everyone sleeps with lita Joey: (trying to focus on calling the match) Not everyones, anyway..His opponent.. Crow (Interupting) : what do you mean? did you sleep with her? Tom (joining in: did You joey did you? huh? huh? Joey: NO.Ok satified now Tom: yes Crow: Kinda I guess.. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 5, 2007 15:35:52 GMT -5
(Anytime someone uses a weapon)
Tom: I WILL KILL YOUUUUUU!!!!!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 5, 2007 15:40:05 GMT -5
::During a hardcore match::
Crow: Oh my god! Is that Joel's keyboard?!
(Guessing no one will get this unless they read the MST episode guide)
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 5, 2007 15:40:06 GMT -5
"Look at Rob Conway. He Flies like a moron"
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 5, 2007 15:42:47 GMT -5
Tom: Whats Sandman got in his hands?!?!
Crow: SOOOOOOODIUUUUUUUUUUUM
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Post by Big BosskMan on Feb 5, 2007 16:00:20 GMT -5
::During a hardcore match:: Crow: Oh my god! Is that Joel's keyboard?! (Guessing no one will get this unless they read the MST episode guide) Slight edit, Godz. Actually it was Mike's keyboard - as in "stop her, she stole Mike's keyboard" per the episode guide section on odd quotes/lines from the show. |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 5, 2007 16:01:51 GMT -5
(Anytime someone uses a weapon) Tom: I WILL KILL YOUUUUUU!!!!! So you'll only hear it maybe once a month. |
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Post by Bobafett on Feb 5, 2007 16:03:53 GMT -5
everytime a chop hits..instead of WOOO they shout "HI- Kiba"
any time Matt Hardy gets beat
Tom (in a Matt hardy Voice) : I'm so angry I:M GONNA WRITE ABOUT THIS IN MY BLOG
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Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 5, 2007 16:12:48 GMT -5
::During a hardcore match:: Crow: Oh my god! Is that Joel's keyboard?! (Guessing no one will get this unless they read the MST episode guide) Slight edit, Godz. Actually it was Mike's keyboard - as in "stop her, she stole Mike's keyboard" per the episode guide section on odd quotes/lines from the show. You're right, and I know that an am an idiot for misquoting it. ;D I originally had made a lame "Joely Styles" joke, and replaced it with the keyboard reference, just forgot to change the name. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 5, 2007 16:13:47 GMT -5
I would love to hear someone comment about Lashley's creepy short trunks.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 5, 2007 16:23:21 GMT -5
no...if they comment on Lashley, he will get the David Ryder treatment.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Feb 5, 2007 17:00:30 GMT -5
no...if they comment on Lashley, he will get the David Ryder treatment. Chunk McGreen! Anabolic Chunkrip! |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 5, 2007 17:19:42 GMT -5
In the not too distant future
20 something AD
There was a big ol' hoss
By the name of Lashley
He was just another muscled brute
With no charisma & no one gave a hoot
He was boring and stale and kinda lame
But WWE Creative made him champ anyway
("I say....you're a bastard!")
He's having awful matches
That everyone one detests
(la la la!)
We had to watch 'em all
Including the ones with Test
(la la la!)
Keep in mind the fans can't control
Who will be in the ECW shows
They just keep hoping it may one day be
Some freaking Originals
Sabu!
Sandman!
Dreamer!
Guidoooooooooooooooo!
If you're wondering how this fed will live
When they're insulting you and me
(la la la!)
Just keep your finger on the remote
And click when you see Kelly Kelly
It's Extreme Championship Wrestling 3000!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 5, 2007 17:21:20 GMT -5
In the not too distant future 20 something AD There was a big ol' hoss By the name of Lashley He was just another muscled brute With no charisma & no one gave a hoot He was boring and stale and kinda lame But WWE Creative made him champ anyway ("I say....you're a bastard!") He's having awful matches That everyone one detests (la la la!) We had to watch 'em all Including the ones with Test (la la la!) Keep in mind the fans can't control Who will be in the ECW shows They just keep hoping it may one day be Some freaking Originals Sabu! Sandman! Dreamer! Guidoooooooooooooooo! If you're wondering how this fed will live When they're insulting you and me (la la la!) Just keep your finger on the remote And click when you see Kelly Kelly It's Extreme Championship Wrestling 3000! Awesome McSuperRad |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Feb 5, 2007 17:24:32 GMT -5
In the not too distant future 20 something AD There was a big ol' hoss By the name of Lashley He was just another muscled brute With no charisma & no one gave a hoot He was boring and stale and kinda lame But WWE Creative made him champ anyway ("I say....you're a bastard!") He's having awful matches That everyone one detests (la la la!) We had to watch 'em all Including the ones with Test (la la la!) Keep in mind the fans can't control Who will be in the ECW shows They just keep hoping it may one day be Some freaking Originals Sabu! Sandman! Dreamer! Guidoooooooooooooooo! If you're wondering how this fed will live When they're insulting you and me (la la la!) Just keep your finger on the remote And click when you see Kelly Kelly It's Extreme Championship Wrestling 3000! You, sir, win the internet. Heck, take my internets. |
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Post by Bobafett on Feb 5, 2007 17:29:25 GMT -5
of course they'd hate all Canadian wrestlers
Test: I'm Extreme!
Tom: don't you mean I'm Extreme, Ay (or however ya type it)
also te bots would torment poor Joey
Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Crow: Say Joey, when youre voice due to break?
I can imagine em getting Irate at Sandmans Entrance
(it starts)
Tom: Hey hes drinking on the job!
Crow: You would if you worked here
(Sandman still hasn't entered after 5 minutes )
Crow: C'mon, get in the ring, please, pretty please
Tom: Sssh, I'm sure he'll get there soon enough...GET IN THE RING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (has one his lil breakdowns where he crys )
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Post by Bobafett on Feb 7, 2007 15:49:24 GMT -5
look at page one for a pic of how it might look
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 7, 2007 16:04:34 GMT -5
look at page one for a pic of how it might look Joey looks way too natural in that jumpsuit. |
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Post by Bobafett on Feb 7, 2007 16:18:01 GMT -5
look at page one for a pic of how it might look Joey looks way too natural in that jumpsuit. I know, freaky isn't it? |
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Post by Mr. Derp on Feb 7, 2007 19:48:40 GMT -5
Joel: Hey here comes marcus cor von the alpha male!
Crow: why do they call him the alhpa male?
Joel: he must love that cereal! you know, the alpha bits?
Crow: didnt he used to be monty brown?
Joel: poop!
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