You sneak into a WWE creative meeting...

[Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You]

hypnoticgenes said:

For me it might be like the board room scene in "Dogma"

Nice.

A minor tweak: Go for a full blown coup d'etat, and bring a few buddies.

[whothoughtofthis]

throw a couple of hand grenades, walk out of the room and bar the door.


boom boom, walk in then shoot the survivors.


turn around to vince who i am sure has been called by now and say

what the hell did you do?

[Sephiroth]

I'd yell out "WHAT? IT'S FAKE? YOU B******S!"

But security would probably make me kiss Vince's keester before throwing me out, so I'd shoot myself first.

[Person With A Hat]

yjc1019 said:

Me, I'd probably try for a job myself, just be a yes-man and say every idea Vince or Steph has is a great one and get the money.

Considering that's what I said, I must agree with that.

'xcept I'd be less of a sycophant. Whatever that means.

[rrm15]

Slap Vince across the face just for shits and giggles.

[TJStheGreat]

Two Words "Rocket Launcher"
Two More Words "Nikita Missile" (hey is a fantisy right)
Last Two Words "Small Army"

[The G.O.A.T.]

hypnoticgenes said:

For me it might be like the board room scene in "Dogma"

Can I give the speech first? Ill be Affleck(damn I can't believe I just said that) to your Damon

[-Lithium-]

"God damn it Vince leave f***ing ECW alone, you dont know how to run it. Let Paul Heyman book it and bring in more ECW style wrestlers. I know your worried that your product will suck in comparison but thats just too damn bad, looks like you might have to try again..."

[hypnoticgenes]

whatwuzthat69 said:

hypnoticgenes said:

For me it might be like the board room scene in "Dogma"

Can I give the speech first? Ill be Affleck(damn I can't believe I just said that) to your Damon

I'll even let you carve out a little radish voodoo doll.

[frickinsweet]

Suggest that the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club be a weekly 20 minute segment, then get hired and make 6 figures as the head booker.

[hassanchop]

I'd tell them about proper hygiene, the way Andy Kaufman did before his match with Lawler.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

I'd try and make some suggestions from an honest fan's point of view, but why bother? I'm just a paying customer, what the hell do I know?

[The Lach is very tired]

hypnoticgenes said:

For me it might be like the board room scene in "Dogma"

BINGO!!

We have a winner, but before you shoot them get them to hire you as the head writer.

[Godhand]

A gas mask, a smoke grenade and a helicopter; thats a all I ask.

[Big DSR Energy]

Well, before I snuck in, I would've made some sort of chastity belt that was more like boxers. Then, once I snuck in, I'd slap that thing on Vince, so he'd never be able to expose his pasty, unfunny buttocks on national TV again.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

dsr said:

Well, before I snuck in, I would've made some sort of chastity belt that was more like boxers. Then, once I snuck in, I'd slap that thing on Vince, so he'd never be able to expose his pasty, unfunny buttocks on national TV again.

Locksmith! Locksmith!

[Big DSR Energy]

vanvader said:

dsr said:

Well, before I snuck in, I would've made some sort of chastity belt that was more like boxers. Then, once I snuck in, I'd slap that thing on Vince, so he'd never be able to expose his pasty, unfunny buttocks on national TV again.

Locksmith! Locksmith!

Uh. I wouldn't have a lock on the thing. It would just stay there forever.

[OmeLita]

Play the bongos on Steph's big boobs.

[A Magician Named SHAKE]

I'd feel the need to smack Vince on the nose with a newspaper. Then, put a December 2 Dismember DVD on the TV, then rub his face on the screen.

If it works on my dog spot, then it'll work on Vinnie Mac.

[seanwalsh]

Security wouldn't get to me thanks to the waxin' big flamethrower I'd destroy them all with. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!