Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 4, 2007 22:49:28 GMT -5
Just saw a commercial for The Grude 2 DVD, and it got some wheels turning in my head. I wonder, would a gimmick potentially based on The Grudge work? WWE has shown an affinity for demonic/gothic gimmicks before, so it would not be a far stretch for them. But picture a female wrestler-through make-up or just natural pallor, she has milky white skin, and her hair is dyed black and kept wet make it cling and drip. She rarely ever speaks, if at all, and even then, she uses a hoarse, crackly voice. Her entrance would be really elaborate, with the lights going out, flushing the arena into darkness. Blacklights, or maybe strobe lights, would set the mood as she crawls with herky-jerky motions down to the ring. And in the ring, she'd be a total psycho-monster, destroying her opponents in decisive fashion for the first few weeks after her debut. Oh God, I'd better stop before someone in WWE reads this!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 4, 2007 22:53:57 GMT -5
Just saw a commercial for The Grude 2 DVD, and it got some wheels turning in my head. I wonder, would a gimmick potentially based on The Grudge work? WWE has shown an affinity for demonic/gothic gimmicks before, so it would not be a far stretch for them. But picture a female wrestler-through make-up or just natural pallor, she has milky white skin, and her hair is dyed black and kept wet make it cling and drip. She rarely ever speaks, if at all, and even then, she uses a hoarse, crackly voice. Her entrance would be really elaborate, with the lights going out, flushing the arena into darkness. Blacklights, or maybe strobe lights, would set the mood as she crawls with herky-jerky motions down to the ring. And in the ring, she'd be a total psycho-monster, destroying her opponents in decisive fashion for the first few weeks after her debut. Oh God, I'd better stop before someone in WWE reads this! I guess that could be like the female version of The Undertaker or Boogeyman. Instead of that I'd rather a female version of ministry Undertaker, now that would be awesome.
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JMA
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Post by JMA on Feb 4, 2007 22:57:51 GMT -5
I have a feeling WWE would ruin it by having her do sexy photo-shoots.
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Post by amplifierWORSHIP! on Feb 4, 2007 23:00:34 GMT -5
please no
i dont get the trend of "DEAD JAPANESE KIDS ARE FRIGHTENING!" and i'm sure Vince McMahon doesn't either
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Post by seanwalsh on Feb 5, 2007 6:45:11 GMT -5
Aurora Rose as the meowing little kid.
BOOK IT!
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 5, 2007 6:49:47 GMT -5
please no i dont get the trend of "DEAD JAPANESE KIDS ARE FRIGHTENING!" and i'm sure Vince McMahon doesn't either Agreed, especially dead Japanese kids that talk like cats. Now if it were a dead Japanese kid that talked like CATS, that would be scary. "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!" *stab*
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 5, 2007 7:30:55 GMT -5
If they did the mae young thing except with a full grown demon woman...i would mark..
though i guess you'd have to watch ju-on 2 to really get the feel of how those whacky japs react
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Post by KingPopper on Feb 5, 2007 7:44:02 GMT -5
Would the matches happen in flashbacks just like the movie? Then it takes 15 minutes of the movie to kill someone you already know that going to die. But the whole time none of it helps the plot to the movie.
Yeah, the Grudge sucked.
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Post by salTy on Feb 5, 2007 10:53:12 GMT -5
I hate the ghost movie craze that's been going on the past few years. Especially when it involves nothing but children ghosts. Note: Children are not scary, and ghosts give a mild frighten at best. I miss slasher and zombie flicks.
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Post by hollywood on Feb 5, 2007 11:16:35 GMT -5
I still say we need an Al Bundy gimmick.
The guy could slouch his way to the ring and lose every match. His entrance theme could be some horrible elevator music song, and his TitanTron movie would just show his name on a scoreboard like that one guy's sig where Life is scored "1" and he's scored "0."
JR: "MAH GAWD, KEENG!! UMAGA'S CLIMBIN' UP TOP FOR A FLYING HEADBUTT!! THIS MATCH IS ALREADY OVER, BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING HIM!!!
Al: Help! I can't move my legs! Somebody shoot me!!
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Post by erisi236 on Feb 5, 2007 11:20:07 GMT -5
If they did the mae young thing except with a full grown demon woman...i would mark.. though i guess you'd have to watch ju-on 2 to really get the feel of how those whacky japs react I totally mark out for "Lil Kayako" at the end of that movie every time. ;D I wonder if a "Boogey-girl" would work, it'd be kinda cool I think. I'd be like Ariel only pumped up a lot, I'd mark.
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Post by hollywood on Feb 5, 2007 11:43:34 GMT -5
What? No one agrees about the Bundy gimmick (I know it's been mentioned before)? Your apathy only lends credibility to the character!
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erisi236
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Post by erisi236 on Feb 5, 2007 11:53:42 GMT -5
I have a feeling WWE would ruin it by having her do sexy photo-shoots. Takako Fuji is sexy. ;D
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 5, 2007 13:37:38 GMT -5
Just saw a commercial for The Grude 2 DVD, and it got some wheels turning in my head. I wonder, would a gimmick potentially based on The Grudge work? WWE has shown an affinity for demonic/gothic gimmicks before, so it would not be a far stretch for them. But picture a female wrestler-through make-up or just natural pallor, she has milky white skin, and her hair is dyed black and kept wet make it cling and drip. She rarely ever speaks, if at all, and even then, she uses a hoarse, crackly voice. Her entrance would be really elaborate, with the lights going out, flushing the arena into darkness. Blacklights, or maybe strobe lights, would set the mood as she crawls with herky-jerky motions down to the ring. And in the ring, she'd be a total psycho-monster, destroying her opponents in decisive fashion for the first few weeks after her debut. Oh God, I'd better stop before someone in WWE reads this! Her finisher could be a fist coming out of the back of her head and knocking out her opponent. Or she could hit 'em with the TV she crawls out of. Either way....no.
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Post by KingPopper on Feb 5, 2007 14:53:49 GMT -5
Would the girl she's fueding with do boring detective work for 3/4 of the fued, talking to creepy people at mental hospetals or run down farms? Yeah movies like the Grudge or The Ring suck.
WWE should just have a Hitcher gimmick. At least he just killed people for an hour and a half.
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Post by George Harrison on Feb 5, 2007 14:57:16 GMT -5
Just saw a commercial for The Grude 2 DVD, and it got some wheels turning in my head. I wonder, would a gimmick potentially based on The Grudge work? WWE has shown an affinity for demonic/gothic gimmicks before, so it would not be a far stretch for them. But picture a female wrestler-through make-up or just natural pallor, she has milky white skin, and her hair is dyed black and kept wet make it cling and drip. She rarely ever speaks, if at all, and even then, she uses a hoarse, crackly voice. Her entrance would be really elaborate, with the lights going out, flushing the arena into darkness. Blacklights, or maybe strobe lights, would set the mood as she crawls with herky-jerky motions down to the ring. And in the ring, she'd be a total psycho-monster, destroying her opponents in decisive fashion for the first few weeks after her debut. Oh God, I'd better stop before someone in WWE reads this! I guess that could be like the female version of The Undertaker or Boogeyman. Instead of that I'd rather a female version of ministry Undertaker, now that would be awesome. If only for the facial hair lol!
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