Little snipit from Self Destruction DVD

[nostradumbass]

Assume... the controls... Hulk... Ho-Gan...

[emoney3265]

what a fruitcase. (I never saw him but he sounds messed up.)

[darbus alan]

That's one of my favorite videos on all of Youtube.

SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN!

[Ultimate Reality]

I didn't want to be the one blamed for YET ANOTHER Warrior thread, and thankfully this one reared its head ;D.

search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZconservativemindQQhtZ-1
He's got some more crap for sale on ebay now. A $4,999.99 action figure, a $500.00 shoot interview dvd, and the best is the $200 Hogan and Warrior action figure 2 pack. Read the rant he goes on about the receding hairline on Hogan's figure.

"Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan WM VI Two-Pack Action Figure set is, by JAKKS officially, publicly LIMITED to Toys R Us. If you don't have one yet, chances are great you are out of luck. I don’t believe in LUCK, so Warriorman has come to your rescue. Yes, you can find some WM VI Two-Packs here at ebay for sale at a lower price. But they are a lower price because they are just that -- a lower value. NONE of them come from my own personal collection, autographed however you want, along with two COA's for verification of authenticity -- one COA even handwritten. (images of COA's, here, are from another Action Figure auction Seller held; language of WM VI Two-Pack COA's will reflect THIS purchase.)
But that's NOT ALL. In addition, Buyer receives:

An INCREDIBLE WM VI 8x10 of Ultimate Warrior taken just minutes after one of GREATEST matches -- irrefutably, one of the GREATEST victories in Sports Entertainment history -- ever witnessed.


An 8x10 of the ACTUAL WWF Heavyweight CHampionship belt Hogan was wearing that day.


An AWESOME 8x10 of the Skydome RECORD CROWD shot from up in the nosebleed seats (see images; frame and matting NOT included, only the high-quality 8x10).


An 8x10 collage of four photos of the evolving prototype of Hulk Hogan. Why? People have asked, "Why so long to do a WM VI Two-Pack with Hulk Hogan and you?” Ladies and gentlemen, one of the biggest (and funniest) obstacles was that Hogan had a major problem with an action figure of himself with the "real" recession of his hairline at the time. Peter Skourtis, the “cook in the kitchen” at JAKKS, who does not get the credit he incredibly deserves, came up with the idea (one of the many he is always coming up with) to do the Two-Pack with a “post-match” look. I thought the idea was great! Being the perfectionist I am, I asked about the layout of the rest of the set, because if it is post-match look, Hogan would not have a belt and the collectible value of the figures is set by the legitmacy of the design, especially when specific sets are done as a tribute to great matches. We didn’t get that far. The first response was that they might have to put Hogan in his doo-rag because he was balking about not having it. I said it would be silly to have Ultimate Warrior post-match, if Hogan is pre-match. I happened to admire the creativity that Peter put into his design idea and having Hogan in one look and Ultimate Warrior in another just didn’t cut it. If Hogan had that much of a problem with it, I said, then just do pre-match look on both he and I. Anyway, after a few exchanges and “markups” of rough drafts of Hogan’s hairline, it got worked out. I have the pics to prove it and so I offer them as an "amusing" part of this auction’s package. I thought it was hilarious (and revealing) while it was going on and, as I have often said, there is something really weird about the character of a grown man who makes such a big deal out his hair when it is beyond their control. Self-Destruction, anyone?!?"

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Oh Warrior, when will you stop teasing us and our fragile hearts.

[AmandaJ]

*snorts* AHHHHH.