Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 15:47:13 GMT -5
I think also included in the Batista promo is the phrase "I'm gonna beat your butt".
Because nothing says "badass" like the word "butt".
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 1, 2007 15:49:03 GMT -5
"Park your keester meester!" - Khali.
OK I made that up.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 1, 2007 15:49:24 GMT -5
I found this list of Scott Steiner put-downs. I can't tell if they are lame or awesome:
* "Say something nice and I'll make you scream twice!"
* "This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!"
* "All my hoochies say: 'there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner!'"
* "You know where to find me: I'll be flexin' my peaks, pleasin' my freaks... and when they say 'boom-shakalaka!', that's when you know that I'm the Big Booty Daddy! So Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up; holler, if ya hear me!!"
* "Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
* "All I care about is my peaks, and my freaks, nation-wide!"
* "DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!"
* "All I see is nothing but a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred, white trash!"
* "Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!"
* "As Chris Jericho discovered last Monday night, and this jackass found out tonight; I haven't just been sitting at home, eating potato chips, and wasting away. I'm still the genetic freak, with the largest arms in the world. So this goes out to all my freaks in South Carolina, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler if you hear me!"
* "Any of you Hooches out there, wanna get some action? The Big Bad Booty Daddy will give you satisfaction!"
* "I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak!"
* "No-one can duplicate the highest peaks on earth."
* "There's nothing finer then Scott Steiner!"
* "You can handle a man, but not a Genetic Freak."
* "You guys are just white trash!"
* "Tonight...I kill you."
* "Well this crap, is unsellable!" (in reference to the Samoa Joe DVD "Unstoppable: The Best of Sammoa Joe")
* "You put whoop-dee-do in your hair!" (talking about Christian Cage)
* "I got a problem with Samoa Joe calling himself Samoa Joe. You're a freakin' half breed, and I'm gonna treat you life a half breed."
* "I got the largest arms in the world; you see that Joe? That's a vein. Something you don't have you fat b@%tard."
* "Christian Cage, you made a big mistake bein' in Sting's corner. And when people make mistakes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy makes them pay for it!"
* "CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!"
* "Why don't you just go back to Canada--or as we call it here in America, Mexico North! And I apologize to all the Mexicans out there."
* "Christian Cage, you already got two strikes against you. One, you're not big enough, strong enough, to get in the ring with the genetic freak. Second, you're from that country better known as Mexico North!...no offense to all the Mexicans."
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 1, 2007 15:50:48 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's rant on his return.
'I want you to die in a car crash, Edge, and I'm going to make your life a living hell, until you'll wish that you were DEAD.'
Wow.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Feb 1, 2007 15:53:09 GMT -5
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 1, 2007 15:53:15 GMT -5
Yes, Goldberg would always try to find a clever way of getting to his catchphrase. It was always a different route with the same destination. Lame!
Goldberg:So Nash, you say you want to be champion. Well you won't be the next champion. You will be just next. You're Next.
Goldberg: I'm going to be the next world heavyweight champion. You just going to be the next fallen NWO member. That's right we have something in common. Me heavyweight champ, you're next. Huh. (transcribed as well as I can remember. I think it actually made less sense)
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 1, 2007 15:56:16 GMT -5
'I smashed Nash, I smashed Sting, I smashed Triple H, because I got the largest arms in the world!'
I like Steiner, but he sounds like a moron more often than not.
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Feb 1, 2007 16:03:23 GMT -5
this thread begins and ends with Bobby Lashey's "I say....you're a bastard..."
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Feb 1, 2007 16:04:20 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 1, 2007 16:06:33 GMT -5
I guess this was Lashley's version of the 'Jerk Store' episode of Seinfeld.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Feb 1, 2007 16:09:40 GMT -5
I'm getting these strange flashbacks. Something about a Ham Sandwich . . .
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 16:13:02 GMT -5
Where's that Road Warriors YTMND about "clam heads"?
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on Feb 1, 2007 16:17:49 GMT -5
"I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass!"
...come again Stone Cold?
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 1, 2007 16:18:32 GMT -5
'Never back down, never quit! HOO-RAH!'
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
Comin' for you, Big Boss Man!
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Post by oltrelamorte on Feb 1, 2007 16:18:44 GMT -5
This has nothing to do with WWE or wrestling....well yes it does kinda.
This guy that doesn't like me because I told him that John Cena sucks on a local message board that weighs 450 pounds & lives up the street from me told me:
"You'd better watch your back because when you see me, you'd better have your runnin' shoes on."
For some reason when he told me this, I heard the NWO Wolfpac theme playing in my head.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 1, 2007 16:27:46 GMT -5
The best part was Okerlund trying not to laugh. ;D
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 1, 2007 16:32:04 GMT -5
Steve Austin: I'm goin' to be wearin' Undertaker's ass on my feet!
I know what he meant, but damn if that doesn't conjure up a strange image.
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 1, 2007 16:33:07 GMT -5
YOU SHUT UP!
-Randy Orton.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2007 16:35:43 GMT -5
"You say your name is Finlay, and you like to fight. Well, I say you're a bastard!"
-Blockly Lashner.
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Post by steamboat1 on Feb 1, 2007 16:36:52 GMT -5
"I will sock you right in the adam's apple"
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