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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 1, 2007 16:37:46 GMT -5
As much as I love the guy, BikerTaker had a pretty odd line:
"I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat so you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off."
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 1, 2007 16:38:18 GMT -5
As much as I love the guy, BikerTaker had a pretty odd line: "I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat so you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off." I thought it was clever.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 16:44:01 GMT -5
YOU SHUT UP! -Randy Orton. Or the variant: WHY DON'T YEW JUST SHYYYYYYUT UP!
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2007 16:45:26 GMT -5
I guess this was Lashley's version of the 'Jerk Store' episode of Seinfeld. I'd LOL if Lashley ever used that on someone.
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Post by MGH on Feb 1, 2007 16:50:11 GMT -5
I notice Batista mentioned quite a bit here ;D
I always like when someone goes to the old "not only am I going to beat you, I'm going to end your career!" line. STFU, no you're not.
Also, go back and listen to ANY WCW promos from 95-97. So horrible, just because they were catering to kids.
Scott Hall: "Whats that smell? Oh it's us, cause we're the stuff."
Hogan: "I'm going to slam that big stinky giant, and kick his butt for all the Hulkamaniacs Mean Gene!"
Sting: "This is our house! You don't come to play here!"
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 17:10:06 GMT -5
It's kind of sounds corny for a guy wearing a Crow outfit to say "It's showtime, folks!"
What is this, wrestling or Looney Tunes?
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 1, 2007 17:10:08 GMT -5
Sting: "This is our house! You don't come to play here!" Vader - 'Stiiiing! STIIIIIIN-GUH!' Sting - 'I wonder where this White Castle of Fear is?'
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Team Rocket
The Same Thing we do every night, Pinky....Try to take over the world!
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Post by Wheresmy5bucks on Feb 1, 2007 17:22:47 GMT -5
I'm getting these strange flashbacks. Something about a Ham Sandwich . . . Cena:"Kurt, stop being a Ham Sandwich."
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Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
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Post by edgehead on Feb 1, 2007 17:50:32 GMT -5
A couple of Rock's
"Why Don't you fix yourself a big glass of SHUT-UP JUICE!"
And this one.. which was somewhat funny...(Rock talking to Big Show)
"Ahh, shut up you big fatty!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2007 17:54:07 GMT -5
I dunno if this counts but I remember a confrontation between Angle and JBL, where Angle called JBL BUCKO!!!! And JBL got all offended like "HEY! DON'T CALL ME BUCKO!" And Kurt Angle kept going, BUCKO!!!!
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by mo on Feb 1, 2007 17:54:31 GMT -5
"I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass!" ...come again Stone Cold? damn, you took mine well here's one from an emotionless Batista: "Booker, you have my title, I'm gonna be taking it back now" or something like that
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Feb 1, 2007 18:10:37 GMT -5
The Sid classic:
"I am the man... I am the master... and I am the ruler... of the world!"
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Post by ajdynon on Feb 1, 2007 18:33:00 GMT -5
Not WWE, but...
Bryan Danielson, on the possibility of fans in New York rioting if he beat Homocide at Final Battle 2006...
"That's okay with me... because I am a ONE-MAN RIOT SQUAD!"
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Post by Doomrider on Feb 1, 2007 18:35:48 GMT -5
Anytime a promo starts with "Let me tell you something..."
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Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Feb 1, 2007 18:46:17 GMT -5
I don't remember the whole promo, but I remember the British Bulldog going off incoherently and ending his promo with "Because I'm BIZARRRRRRE!!!!"
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Post by MGH on Feb 1, 2007 18:47:33 GMT -5
I KICKED YOUR LEG FROM UNDER....YOUR ....LEG
(something like that)
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 18:52:43 GMT -5
I can't believe nobody's mentioned Hacksaw Jim Duggan yet.
TOUGH GUY!
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Post by MGH on Feb 1, 2007 18:53:29 GMT -5
Rick Steiner:
"I THOUGHT WE COULD TRUST YOU STING. NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO SHOW YOU THAT MY BITE IS WORSE THAN MY BARK"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 1, 2007 18:58:55 GMT -5
HBK: "Who is the showstoppa?"
Tyson: "You are, Heartbweak!"
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Feb 1, 2007 19:04:05 GMT -5
"Everyone knows that you are half the man that I am! And that I have half the brain... THAT YOU DO! And you come out here, trying to make me look like a jackass..."
"I'm going to rip off your eyegibras!"
"Cause after this party is over you won't be going to the hospital! You'll be headin... to the hospital!" "OOOOOH WHAT A RUSH!"
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